Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the

road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud Lite.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a

dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin'

these here beers!!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said.  "We'll just pull over and finish

drinkin' these beers then peel off the labels and stick it on our

foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put

labels on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll

been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl, while pointing at the Bud Lite labels..  "Me and Bubba's

on the patch".

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LadyLuv

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