The 32-year-old man working at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), near the French-Swiss border, was detained under accusations of terrorism when it was proven that he was entertaining links with the renowned terrorist organization al-Qaeda.
The man, who is of Algerian descent, was working on an experiment inside the CERN facility,
The organization was quick to point out that his clearance level did not allow the suspect to come in contact with any kind of materials that might have been used for terrorist purposes.
(Apart from a baguette)
Then LHC officials postponed the restart of the machine because a bird dropped a piece of bread on a section of the accelerator and has, according to the Register, shut down the whole operation.
The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator.

Bread!! Baguette!!!

Algérie française!! Baguette!!

Hmmm is there a connection?

I think the give away was, it wasn’t buttered, no remnants of salad leaf or filling

Is al-Qaeda using highly trained French finches for an Arial assault?

Apparently no one noticed the white coated worker with a bird on his shoulder,

“Not now my lovely”
“You’ll have your chance”

To think the event horizon could be caused by a budgie with a cluster of croutons.
I’ll never look at my soup the same again