George and Mildred sat at the breakfast table on the morning of their 60th wedding anniversay.
Mildred looks longingly at George and asks, "what were you thinking this time 60 years ago"
George replies " how badly I wanted to suck your tits dry and to f#ck your brains out "

Mildred got all hot and flustered at this response and batting her eyes at George asks " and what are you thinking now dear.........."
George replies......." what a bloody good job I did"