Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'

When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her best friend and was sitting behind her, took his #2 pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.

The Nun looking surprised, said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..

A little later suspecting she had fallen asleep one again, the Nun asked her, Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.

'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.

And the Nun once again, looking very surprised said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun still suspecting Susie of sleeping in class, asked her a third question... Susie, 'what did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty -third child?'

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

            The nun fainted.


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I have a cousin in Ireland who is one of 22 kids ( I jest not!) The last pregnancy was triplets and as the midwife brought the third baby out, the husband said "Turn out the light, I think it's attracting them"  ::)

;D ;D ;D She was a busy lady.... I hope some of them are twins....

Should be easy to find a baby sitter...