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Title: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by LeLimey on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 12:33pm

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight (Withnail and I)

... Just tell me when I can come back outta the corner 'k?! ;)

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 12:54pm

Sheesh! Helen! My husband told me his bald part is his
his solar sex panel! Perhaps that's why I am attracted to bald men!

I'll meet you in that corner now, Helen!

Cathi :D

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by LeLimey on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 1:04pm

Solar Sex Panel?! I won't ask if thats saying "its all in his head" ;)

Ummm.. can we get Margherita's in this naughty corner?!

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by jon019 on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 1:29pm

God only made a certain number of perfect heads...the rest he had to cover with hair ;)

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by midwestbeth on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 1:34pm

Solar Sex Panel.....ROFL......I'm going to tell that one to my (bald) husband, he'll get a kick out of that.

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by Jimi on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 1:48pm

My findings have been that all women love the bald head. ::)

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by Brew on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 1:54pm

Solar Sex Panel
by Little Village, 1992 (John Hiatt, Ry Cooder, Nick Lowe, Jim Keltner)

I'm goin' out and get me some sun
Gonna collect it baby
Then we can have a whole lot of fun
Gonna reflect it baby
That fossil fuel's got no renewal
You know it couldn't hold a candle
There ain't no spark in the dark
Can touch my solar - Solar sex panel

Got a fire up on top of my head
I'm a love regenerator
Why don't you get up off your tanning bed
I'm an ultra-violet Penetrator
Don't sweat and toil with no heating oil
'Cause Momma I'm hot to handle
Gonna turn you up, gonna burn you up
With my solar - Solar sex panel

Got a headache burnin' bad gasoline
Well, I'm gonna relieve it baby
My solar powered lovin' burns clean
And you're gonna receive it baby
And it's rude if it's crude
Better try my solar - Solar sex panel
Better try my - Come and get my
Solar sex panel
I'm gonna turn you up
I'm gonna burn you up
Better bet your ass I won't run outta gas

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by Mosaicwench on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 4:40pm

Only you darlin', would be able to find a song for every occasion. Especially THIS occasion - oh husband with the lush head of hair

John Hiatt? Really?

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by Brew on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 4:47pm

Go to the CD rack, sweetie, and find the Little Village CD (it's kind of red and blue). First cut on the disc. Tune totally rocks it (making light of rockers who are, shall we say, aging).

Title: Re: DJ, Jon, Jimi, Thomas.. is this true?
Post by barry_sword on Nov 5^th, 2009 at 6:29pm

I just got back from getting my hair cut by Lisa, a licensed hair stylist who lives across the road from me. :)

Should I be going back over there and getting what hair she chopped off? ;D