I'm an avid online poker player and heard this during chat in a game a few weeks ago....

So anyway....the lesbian couple next door gave me a new rolex for my birthday last week....it's really nice....but....I think they misunderstood when I said " I wanna watch "...

...and no, I'm not a gay basher, but as Larry the Cable Guy says " I don't care who you are, thats funny", or at least it was to me....LOL