YOU ARE DA MAN!!!!!!!  and if I was a millionaire, you'd be sitting in some warm Carribean resort, sipping Pina Coladas under an umbrella,  as my gift to you for all you've done for me and everyone else here and across the world. 

Happy Birthday zip.   :-*

To a man that I truly respect and admire.  And no, I don't mean sexually.

You are an honest to goodness hero in my (and most of our) opinion.  It humbles me to know, and call you friend.

Happy birthday, to the most honorable man I know!

Chuck

Again a birthday? What's that 6 times this year.... ::)

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Charlie

Happy Birthday DJ.

From another member of your fan club. :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ !!!!!

Many more to come....

Don & Helen

Happy birthday, Deej.   :)

All the best,

George

Happt Birthday, Got you a gift.

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A very happy birthday Deej! 

And once again, thanks!

Jerry and Linda

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ!!!

That time of year...Scroll to the bottom and hit the donate button!! :)

Mast

Happy Birthday kid..

Happy birthday, Deej.   

All the best, [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif] [smiley=birthdays.gif]

I have a feeling you're going to have an awesome day.  Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

Hugs
Carol

Happy Birthday DJ!  Cheers to one very special man who has impacted my life in so many ways.

HAPPY B-DAY DEEJ [smiley=birthdays.gif]

Hope you have great and PF day! :)

Happy Birfday DJ...I bet you never thought you'd become so famous and adored within the "CH" community, huh?. 

Have a great day.  You deserve it.

Langa

What's a DJ? 

Let me tell you.  A DJ is a fine man, loving husband, devoted father, son to be proud of, trusted friend, true humanitarian....to mention a few things.

I remember meeting DJ, at a meet and greet in Dallas, years ago.  He told me is was such a pleasure to meet me.  Oh no, DJ, the pleasure was truly mine!

Happy Birthday, Darlin....may it be full of love, happiness and family.

Oh...and please thank Linda Lou for giving us all such a fine human being.

Much love to you, DJ.

Mama Jackie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! DJ
May GOD bless you with many more!
Thank You !  [smiley=engel017.gif]
Happy Pappy

What you do never gets old.  Another year of what you do is better and better.  Was hoping you're ageless, but I guess just less-aged than me.  A happy birthday best and some frosting-nosed enjoyment to you.    :)      

Happy Birthday!

Wishing you a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY that is PAIN FREE!!!

How many candles is that now, do we have a cake that looks like Dante's Inferno ?   ;D

Happy Birthday Deej!!

Have an absolutely wonderful day Deej!

Happy Birthday to You [smiley=birthdays.gif]

hugs,
:)mel

Happy birthday!

Carolyn

Happy Birthday, Birthday Boy!

Just adding our warm wishes for your happy birthday DJ. By seeking out comradery for an infliction you share - you have made a difference in so many lives, sufferers and supporters alike.

Thank you and Happy Birthday!

Christy

ClusterChuck wrote on Oct 24^th, 2009 at 11:31pm:

You are an honest to goodness hero in my (and most of our) opinion.  It humbles me to know, and call you friend. Happy birthday, to the most honorable man I know! Chuck

Ditto!

And thanks again for this site.

Steve

Happy Birthday Honey!!  Thank you for being the man you are.  You are the greatest husband, father and best friend a woman could ask for.  We are blessed to have you in our lives.

Words can't express how proud I am of you and everything you have done for SO many people.  You are an angel from above!

I love you!

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A VERY special lady put a lot of love into this project.  I have had this for over a month and it has killed me that I had to wait this long to show all of you!!   ;)  Pat...he absolutely LOVED it...it's beautiful!  Thank you again SO much!!!   [smiley=hug.gif]

Happy Birthday.  Be the nekkid guy all day.

            Potter

A very happy Birthday to you Deej!  I hope there are many many more in your future :)

Love Cat

Happy Birthday DJ!!  Have an awsome Day!  :)

Beth

Happy Birthday Zipperhead.


{{{runs... hides....}}}

Hope it's a great one DJ.  ;)

Happy Birthday.  Hope it's the best one ever!!!

Happiest of days young sir.
Colin.

Happy Birthday DJ!  [smiley=wave.gif]

Happy Birthday and THANK YOU for all you do!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Charlotte

Just got back in town and saw this. Happy Birthday old friend.

Love, Jim and Ruth

Happy Birthday!!!! Hope it was a great day.

Charlotte

Many Happy Returns DJ, belatedly.
Hope it was a full and memorable day.
Andrew.

Thank you so much to all of you for wishing me happy birthday.  I had an absolutely FANTABULOUS day with family and friends.  I am soooooooo blessed.

BIG HUGS to you all and thank you again!

:-*

Deej

Happy Birthday, DJ! :)

Have a wonderful day!

Wishes,
Sanna

Happy Birthday, DJ!     Glad it was a good one!

Jeannie

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 2 SOMEONE THAT HAVE DONE SO MUCH; 4 SO MANY...

Thanks Deej, may God continue to Bless and Protect you and Family.. I love you much and like you even more...

Peace & Blessings
Lady Luv

Happy Birthday, a little late.  So sorry I didn't get to see you with Steph and Brandon.  You truly are a treasure.  Thank you sooooo much.  Here's a little funny for you. ;D ;D

Love to all,


ONLY A MAN WOULD DO THIS..!!!


Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this story:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought
The device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the cute little thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed.


I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?



So there I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.



Am I wrong..!!?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in the other.


The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of body control and functions; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.. .?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dimwit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for the heck of it.


I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE...OOOOOWWWW..!!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.


I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?


The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You can't let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative?
IT HURT LIKE CRAZY!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

P.s... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

Happy belated burpday DJ.. Hope you had a good one. [smiley=me&mb.gif]



Lefty..!

I already wished ya a happy happy on facebook, but here's a belated for ya.  [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Peace,
Carl