It's time for our quarterly affirmation.  Sound off here.  I'll start:




Not gay

Why is this question being asked?

I'd rather know how many of us have lost their job. and their home. and their medical insurance.
And voted for Obamalomadingdong.

Can it change from one 90-day period to the next? Gay rights activists would maintain that it cannot, therefore the results from last quarter's survey should be identical.

Unless you're strictly polling the new members, which is kind of an invasion of privacy.

Other than that, I'm kinda with Bob on this one: what else is troubling you?

Yes I am happy.

No I didn't vote for Obama. I thought they rigged the election Chicago style and no one actually voted for him.

Paul

Boy, Chucky will love this one.  :P

Langa (very happy)

I'm rather joyfull....

Now maybe I'll find me a good man....then again I have well founded trust issues, so lets not anyone hold their breath ok?

:D

This has to make the top 10 asanine threads ever posted to ch.com

I left my window open last night.  I got rain inside.
Not gay.

I left the milk out on the counter and it got warm.
Not gay.

Stinky's teacher thinks she works at PETA not a school.
Not gay.

Made some yummy, hot dinner tonite.
Gay.

The feds mailed me a check when I specificlly told them to apply it to 2009.
Not gay.

Don came back to CH.com.
Not gay. (in terms of being happy)

::)

I'm generally never happy with offensive people who feel the need to pry into other peoples business for no practical purpose what-so-ever.

Is that the reason for the self loathing?

Real piece of work.

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Charlie

Seeing that I am battling the flu, I have to say:

NOT gay ...

Other than that, I think everyone knows ... and that is all I will say about that.

LMAO -- It really doesn't take much to entertain us does it?

My quarterly report -- I'm just as happy as a clam in chowder, so I guess that makes me as gay as Chuckles... (without the sniffles)...

:-* :-*

BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote on Oct 21^st, 2009 at 11:00pm:

Don came back to CH.com. Not gay. (in terms of being happy) ::)

who in the hell is don and why doesnt he make you gay? [smiley=confused.gif]

I'm still drinking through a straw. - Not gay.
6 CH in one day the other day. - NOT gay!
0 CH last night. Wooo hooo! - gay.
Getting slapped by my wife as I stare at the ladies walking by!!! - Not gay.  ;D

Kind of out of the loop on this stuff, but even though Chuck mentioned drawing in notch on his belt lately, not a "way to go pat on the butt."  Great guy worth a hug anyway. 

Uh-oh, did I out him.




A toss to guys not, glad Don's back.

Sorry you have the Flu, Chuck.  Hope you're feeling GAY again reall soon.   :D

Who is Don?

Jeannie wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 9:49am:

Who is Don?

The guy who sunk the yacht :)

BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 3:19pm:

The guy who sunk the yacht :)

Which is totally anti-gay.

BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 3:19pm:

The guy who sunk the yacht :)

No, it's uh ... uh, being renovated.  So far he's found a new mast and some yard arms. 

Was looking far and wide for a new hull for it on e-bay and shipped out to look at one, but it wasn't quite as described, and had a little mishap while there.. 


The ship's aground on the shore of this
Uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
The Millionaire and his wife,
A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
With Don now too, on Gilligan's isle.

Quote:

No, it's uh ... uh, being renovated.  So far he's found a new mast and some yard arms.

And a few cannons.

Hey don.........
at your age do you have enough gunpowder to get your cannon to go boom?

seaworthy wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 4:00pm:

And a few cannons.

Let's see Bob try to borrow again it now! 

Kevin_M wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 3:49pm:

BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 3:19pm: The guy who sunk the yacht :) No, it's uh ... uh, being renovated.  So far he's found a new mast and some yard arms.  Was looking far and wide for a new hull for it on e-bay and shipped out to look at one, but it wasn't quite as described, and had a little mishap while there..  The ship's aground on the shore of this Uncharted desert isle With Gilligan, the Skipper too, The Millionaire and his wife, A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, With Don now too, on Gilligan's isle.

Great...now this song's stuck in my head [smiley=hewey.gif]

Jeannie wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 4:22pm:

Kevin_M wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 3:49pm: BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 3:19pm: The guy who sunk the yacht :) No, it's uh ... uh, being renovated.  So far he's found a new mast and some yard arms.  Was looking far and wide for a new hull for it on e-bay and shipped out to look at one, but it wasn't quite as described, and had a little mishap while there..  The ship's aground on the shore of this Uncharted desert isle With Gilligan, the Skipper too, The Millionaire and his wife, A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, With Don now too, on Gilligan's isle. Great...now this song's stuck in my head [smiley=hewey.gif]

There's one sure-fire remedy for that:

||: Duh-duh-duh-dun (snap-snap) :||
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky.
They're altogether ooky, The Addams Family.

You're welcome.

Quote:

Hey don......... at your age do you have enough gunpowder to get your cannon to go boom?

Sure! Its just an itty bitty cannon.

(P.S. Flying into that big sand pit of yours on the 31st.)

BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 3:19pm:

Jeannie wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 9:49am: Who is Don? The guy who sunk the yacht :)

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Charlie

Jeannie wrote on Oct 22^nd, 2009 at 4:22pm:

Kevin_M wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 3:49pm: BarbaraD wrote on Oct 22nd, 2009 at 3:19pm: The guy who sunk the yacht :) No, it's uh ... uh, being renovated.  So far he's found a new mast and some yard arms.  Was looking far and wide for a new hull for it on e-bay and shipped out to look at one, but it wasn't quite as described, and had a little mishap while there..  The ship's aground on the shore of this Uncharted desert isle With Gilligan, the Skipper too, The Millionaire and his wife, A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, With Don now too, on Gilligan's isle. Great...now this song's stuck in my head [smiley=hewey.gif]

Not bad, considering it's just the lyrics.  :P

Bill, the Addams Family? Now that is stuck in my head!  ;D 

Happy, gay, but not gay.  :)

I'll see Brew's Ante and raise you one...

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small small world............you're welcome!

Joe

Guiseppi wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2009 at 3:38pm:

I'll see Brew's Ante and raise you one... It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small small world............you're welcome! Joe

Yours is a good one, but I am the KING of the earworm.

Memory
All alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again

ETA: Cool. I just hit 10,000 posts.

Brew wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2009 at 3:49pm:

Memory All alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again ETA: Cool. I just hit 10,000 posts.

  Only works if you've seen CATS Brew....

How about,:

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said

Brew wrote on Oct 23^rd, 2009 at 3:49pm:

Memory All alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again ETA: Cool. I just hit 10,000 posts.

WWWOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Watched this video last night and will be humming the darned song all day today....sheesh.

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