Two days ago I went to sit down and broke a couple of ribs (they were injured from Sundays bike accident). Reading Callico's joke about Jimi's hair made me laugh and hurt.... Last night I was up with a headache a tried liquid Lidocaine for the first time. It worked but I didn't like it because I froze part of my throat. A couple hours later the devil visited again. Went for the O2 this time. 10 minutes later it wasn't working at all so I took an imitrex nasal spray. Worked! I sometimes find that when a CH comes shortly after one has left, it's harder to get rid of?

OK......

At the last convention I was walking into the hotel with a sack. Mel asked me what was in the sack.

I told her 02 masks. She asked if she could have one.
I told her no.

She then asked if she could guess how many were in there, could she have one.

I told her that if she could guess how many there were, she could have both of them.

Mel said,  Five?

too funny! :)

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."

Some hilarious Country and Western song titles:

Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain.

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

jesus walks into an Inn with a hammer and nails and asks the owner

"can you put me up for the night"

mark (cracked a rib with that one lol)

This Irishman walks out of a bar and...

OK, OK, Well, it could happen, in theory at least.

So one way the doc explains to his patient that his difficulty in peeing because of an enlarged prostate, may be that God farmed out the construction of the urethra to a local government. Only government would build a waste disposal system through an amusement park.

Charie