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Daily Chat >> General Posts >> Things to Pounder on a Friday..... http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1254481248 Message started by BarbaraD on Oct 2nd, 2009 at 7:00am |
Title: Things to Pounder on a Friday..... Post by BarbaraD on Oct 2nd, 2009 at 7:00am
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty
things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'? 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 15. Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? What was the best thing before sliced bread? 21. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 22. Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? 23. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 24. How is it possible to have a civil war? 25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? Ya'll have a nice weekend now ya hear... Hugs BD :-* |
Title: Re: Things to Pounder on a Friday..... Post by Cathi_Pierce on Oct 2nd, 2009 at 6:13pm
LOL! BARB!
How can I enjoy my weekend with so much to ponder? You have a good one too! cathi :D |
Title: Re: Things to Pounder on a Friday..... Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 3rd, 2009 at 3:58pm
Never really considered pulverizing any of those things.....each to his own. ;D
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