I was in the shower the other day (well it was the other week) and having a grope in the undergrowth for my normal check (you know what I mean boys)
Thought, “That shouldn’t be there”
After a few moments panic I thought “Shit! that shouldn’t be there”

“Sweetie”
“Sweetie”
Can you come take a look at this?

Duly obliging, (she’s like that)

“Do you think that looks ok to you?”

“Well actually it doesn’t”

“If only someone was filming”
Me standing on the landing, the missus on her knees peering.

Anyway to cut this a little short

(Trip to the Doctors)
“Just lay back and drop your jeans”
“Can you hold it out of the way?”
“Pull it upward and toward your chest”

“Hmm I think you need an ultrasound”

“While I’m here “

(No! not the rubber glove)

“Just put your knees up to you chest this won’t hurt”


Six to twelve weeks!!! For an appointment
(I paid privately)

“Lay back and think of England”

Gelled up and with the motion of a well rehearsed gonad finder, it began
“We’ll have a look at the left side first”
“OOOOP”
“Next the right side”
“OOOOOOP”
“No tumour just varicose veins”

Well at least mine won’t upset what I wear fashion wise.
Moral of tale…Check your nuts regularly boys

Good god have i just told the world that.

wrote on Oct 1^st, 2009 at 7:16pm:

“Sweetie” “Sweetie” Can you come take a look at this? Duly obliging, (she’s like that)

My God...! If she's not cutting your toe nails she's checking your conkers...What a women.. ;D


Lefty...!

Oh my! Thanks for sharing...

At first I thought you were crazy but after reading this, I can see you're nuts.

Steve G

I'm glad you're ok Cav.  You made it humorus, but I'm sure it was pretty scary.  We are, after all, very fond of our nuts ;)

-Dennis-

stevegeebe wrote on Oct 1^st, 2009 at 11:35pm:

I can see you're nuts. Steve G

So could his wife.

It seems that whenever you post something, Colin my mind wanders to your wife and if there was only some way I could make her Queen of England for all she has to withstand.  Then there are others times I just want to send her a condolence card.   LOL

You can post this as long as I can post all the gorey details of my chronic hidradenitis suppurativa.

You'll have to look it up.

An excellent post.......everyone talks publicly about the girls checking their breasts...early detection means a great chance of survival.....the incidence of testicular cancer is a significant health threat to men....and early detection means a greater chance of survival...but no one talks about it. So boys....check em out!!!!

But once again Colin....I do envy your gift for the written word!! ;D

Joe

Guiseppi wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 1:38pm:

An excellent post.......everyone talks publicly about the girls checking their breasts...early detection means a great chance of survival.....the incidence of testicular cancer is a significant health threat to men....and early detection means a greater chance of survival...but no one talks about it. So boys....check em out!!!!

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Brew wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2009 at 1:17pm:

Quote: You can post this as long as I can post all the gorey details of my chronic hidradenitis suppurativa. You'll have to look it up.

I Looked it up for you Colin and poor Brew... OUCH ...! I had an ingrown hair once and that hurt..


Lefty..!

I read, because it was one of Colin's posts....I laughed, because he put it in such a humurous manner.as only our Cav can do......
I post, because, as light as you make it, it IS  vital you check regularly.and, once again, I remind you to check your err.. man boobies(aka paps), as men get breast cancer too.
Seriously, I'm laughing, but I'm serious.....monthly check of the twig, berries and bazooms, please! (call it foreplay).
Now, go to it! Time's wasting!
cathi ;)

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Yikes and happy for your outcome.

One of my best friends had testicular CA 20 years ago with no serious problems since. He's one of those health freaks....thank God.

Charlie

Cathi....bazooms?? :-?

Well??  I coulda called em what Chuck does...........
bewbies..........

OK, so, what's your choice, Mellie?
What shall we call em?
YOU FIRST!

Cathi

Cathi_Pierce wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 12:06am:

Well??  I coulda called em what Chuck does........... bewbies.......... OK, so, what's your choice, Mellie? What shall we call em? YOU FIRST! Cathi

Berries.

Mel-
BERRIES???????? Honey, you've got some figure issues!!! Berries are soo...sooo.... teenie-tiny-teenietiny!
That was back when you were 11 or so....now, well, let's at LEAST say you have a set...a rack.....err....I'm going somewhere now.. :o

safer to leave right now Cathi

Cathi_Pierce wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2009 at 1:21pm:

Mel- BERRIES???????? Honey, you've got some figure issues!!! Berries are soo...sooo.... teenie-tiny-teenietiny! That was back when you were 11 or so....now, well, let's at LEAST say you have a set...a rack.....err....I'm going somewhere now.. :o safer to leave right now Cathi

Seems to me that you used the term "Twig and Berries"as a part of your otherwise excellent advice.... ;D

I say "fun bags."

LOL! stay out of it, Kurth!
Mel, at this point, I think we should use the anatomically correct labels, which would beeeeeee.

mangoodies and girlgoodies!

There!

Come to think of it, other than the sage advice, I really am cliueless!
I know noothing cathi :D
Edited to add:
I must be really, really slow today, coz it just occurred to me, there isn't a woman alive who wants to go around sporting THOSE berries on her chest............well, unless they're brass, but that's another stories.......
still claiming complete innocence,
Cathi :D

Cav: um... Glad your maracas are OK and make sure to treat your wife to a nut free Sundae for all she does for you!  ;D ;D