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Title: Junkfood Post by EstieSA on May 31st, 2009 at 5:05am
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere , parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar : COLD BEER : $2.00 HAMBURGER : $2.25 CHEESEBURGER : $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB : $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. ‘Yes?’ she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ‘may I help you?’ The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?” She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, Yes, I sure am”. The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.” 8-) |
Title: Re: Junkfood Post by Guiseppi on May 31st, 2009 at 12:08pm
Bwa ha ha!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Joe |
Title: Re: Junkfood Post by LadyLuv on Jun 2nd, 2009 at 3:38pm
That's a Keeper EstieSA...... ;D ;D
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Title: Re: Junkfood Post by Callico on Jun 3rd, 2009 at 8:41am
That aint right!!! ;D (But I bet I use it!)
Jerry |
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