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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1242415416 Message started by LadyLuv on May 15th, 2009 at 3:23pm |
Title: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Post by LadyLuv on May 15th, 2009 at 3:23pm
Fresh from my shower, I was standing in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds. 'Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped and asked. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man. |
Title: Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Post by Callico on May 15th, 2009 at 6:48pm
Now that's messed up! [smiley=spit.gif][smiley=crackup.gif]
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Title: Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Post by Guiseppi on May 15th, 2009 at 7:05pm
Stupid, stupid man. sigh thas messed up..[smiley=confused2.gif]
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Title: Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Post by McGee on May 16th, 2009 at 3:40am
ROFLMAO,
my wife looked in the mirror and said "ive got loads of wrinkles over the years do you think that anti wrinkle cream will help" without thinking i said "just take your bra off" i ran for cover as my wife turned to me with a face like thunder. moral of this story THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK mark (still alive but only just) |
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