a woman while shopping in an antique bazzar found a nice looking mirror. on asking the price the man informs here that its magical and very very expensive. not to miss a chance to change here fortune she paid for the mirror and took it home to give it a try.

woman: mirror, mirror on the wall make my breast 44 suddenly her breasts exploded into massive balloons.
woman: mirror, mirror on the wall make a banquet at 10 past 4.

at exactly 10 past 4 a banquet fit for a king appeared just as her husband returned from work.

husband: jesus where did all this food come from?
woman: its this magic mirror
husband: my god what happened to your breasts there fantastic.
woman: its this magic mirror
after an evening of stufing his face and making love to his wife for 12 hours he decided to try the mirror for himself.

husband: mirror, mirror on the wall make my penis touch the floor

instantly his legs fell off.

;D  I like the vision I'm getting... I won't get into that though :P