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Daily Chat >> Funnies and Jokes >> what a wonderful husband http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1239464589 Message started by Callico on Apr 11th, 2009 at 11:43am |
Title: what a wonderful husband Post by Callico on Apr 11th, 2009 at 11:43am
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello." WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "40,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking 550,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 500,000 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" |
Title: Re: what a wonderful husband Post by Guiseppi on Apr 12th, 2009 at 10:02pm
Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" ;D ;D ;D
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