DORMITORY:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> DIRTY ROOM

> PRESBYTERIAN:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> MOON STARER


> DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
> A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
> When you rearrange the letters:
> THEY SEE


> THE MORSE CODE :
> When you rearrange the letters:
> HERE COME DOTS


> SLOT MACHINES:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> CASH LOST IN ME

> ANIMOSITY:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> IS NO AMITY

> ELECTION RESULTS:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> LIES - LET'S RECOUNT (See Florida)

> SNOOZE ALARMS:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

> A DECIMAL POINT:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> IM A DOT IN PLACE

> THE EARTHQUAKES:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> THAT QUEER SHAKE

> ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> TWELVE PLUS ONE

> AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
>
> MOTHER-IN-LAW:
> When you rearrange the letters:
> WOMAN HITLER
>
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
Too much time on their hands!

OMG that's freakin' awesome! lol

Great stuff Lefty!
A rope ends it cracked me especially up, but hitler woman is a blast as well.

Pascal.