Confucius Says;

Man who run in front of car get tired.

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers

He who straddle fence get splinters in crack!

Man who confuse burro with burrow not know ass from hole in the ground.  ;D

Confucious say, Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

female pilot who fly upside down will have crack up

man who turn sideways going through turnstile at airport is going to Bangkok  

man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts

man who stand on toilet is high on pot

girl who sit on judges lap get honorable discharge

Kilowatt3 wrote on Mar 28^th, 2009 at 1:12pm:

Man who confuse burro with burrow not know ass from hole in the ground.  ;D

LOL can't stop laughing at this one!  lolololhahahahahaha!!