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Title: The Pastor's Ass Post by LadyLuv on Dec 8th, 2008 at 5:29pm
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. < BR> The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Have a great day! ;D ;D ;D ;DLady Luv |
Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by lashultzwfe on Dec 8th, 2008 at 6:06pm
Ruthie,
That is too funny.....LOL Diane |
Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by LadyLuv on Dec 8th, 2008 at 6:15pm
Glad to help brighten your day Diane... :D
P & B Lady Luv |
Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by Barry_T_Coles on Dec 9th, 2008 at 12:00am
That is too funny & so so true
Barry |
Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by andrewjb on Dec 9th, 2008 at 1:40am
;D. andrew.
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Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by maalstroom on Dec 12th, 2008 at 6:21am
That was funny!
All the best, Pascal. |
Title: Re: The Pastor's Ass Post by Peppermint on Dec 29th, 2008 at 4:37pm
lmao Ruthi!!... ain't it the truth.
;D |
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