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(Message started by: SommelierCH on Sep 8^th, 2003, 4:33am)

Title: …….jonny: It’s the thought that counts!
Post by SommelierCH on Sep 8^th, 2003, 4:33am

Uhhh…I just saw some other posts right before I posted this…And I would like to say, that I worked, off and on, all night to make this funny, I know it doesn’t look like it, but I did (searching my archives alone, took many hours and two rolls of paper towels). Please remember that this post has nothing to do with any crap going on in any other posts. This is a post of humor and love. The “Politically Correct” thing to do would be not to post this at all…….Does anyone really believe that a ClusterHead cares about being “Politically Correct”????? FUCKENEH!!

…….jonny,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry man. As always, I’m “a day late and a dollar short”. On top of it all, I was too late to contribute to the flower fund, for your birthday bouquet. I understand that we got a good deal on a “Funeral Wreath Extravaganza” that was never picked up. So, we got a lot more flowers for the same money. As you know, size does matter (don’t worry, we promise that we will be gentle with you……BAAAHAAHAHAHA).

Now, my gift to you.

After spending thousands and thousands of hours searching the web, I finally found some dwarf porno, that isn’t demeaning to the little people. I am sending you my 2 favorite clips (1 MB ea.), check your email, my Norton scans everything that goes out, and these will be 2 attachments, I’ll put “SommelierCH” in the subject. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anything in my dwarf porno archives or on the web, that pertains to our particular fetish; “Circus Dwarf Porno”.

But, I am not giving up! Or, in the words told to me by the 82 year old Madame, as I was leaving my favorite Brothel in Sparks, Nevada; just after she had given me the most incredible sexual experience of my life…. “I’ll keep an eye out for you”.

Rock on through the years, I love you, bro.
David J.

P.S. Of course, in this family we cut each other down with deadly, piercing humor and sardonic wit, and we call each other on fuckups, but, in general, I promise not to post anything that would intentionally hurt someone else, and I would love it if the family members responding to my threads could feel the same way. I would be willing to sign a petition.

P.P.S. Wow, that sounds like a lot of crap. Feel free to unload both barrels on me, I think I have grown so much, by dealing with and sorting out and becoming friends with so many people here, even though things started off negative (yes, I can still type with my foot in my mouth). I don’t want to isolate my self. I want to be the exception to my above statement. I’m not in cycle right now, I can take it, aim for me…..Uhhh….I do cry easily, can you say “Oprah”?

Title: Re: …….jonny: It’s the thought that counts!
Post by OneEyeBlind on Sep 8^th, 2003, 5:03am

Hey Jonny ... look at that ........ still getting birthday presents !!! ;)

Title: Re: …….jonny: It’s the thought that counts!
Post by cathy on Sep 8^th, 2003, 6:36am

Great post ....I think ::) ;D

I take it the paper towels were for the sweat and tears.

Cathy

Title: Re: …….jonny: It’s the thought that counts!
Post by CathiP on Sep 8^th, 2003, 2:16pm

I say we all dogpile on David!! ;D

.....bring the midgets, too, we'll let them be on top.....

Cathi

Title: Re: ??.jonny: It?s the thought that counts!
Post by jonny on Sep 8^th, 2003, 2:18pm

David,

Thanks for thinking of me but what was in my mail was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, it aint easy to disgust me....DAMN!!!!...was that some ugly shit!! ;D

Thanks for the Birthday wishes, Bro

............................jonny