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(Message started by: jminmilwaukee on Aug 29th, 2003, 7:44am)

Title: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 29th, 2003, 7:44am
Per the weapons thread, I propose we sell all of our possesions, pool our money and drugs, buy an island and move in together.

Sounds like a good time to me! ;D

Ok, who's with me?

jmin

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Aug 29th, 2003, 7:51am
Count me in!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Aug 29th, 2003, 7:59am
Don't forget the salt!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by JDH on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:11am

on 08/29/03 at 07:59:11, Jewel wrote:
Don't forget the salt!!!


or the thong  ;)

Jim

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:19am
Should I start packing now?

chuck

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:23am

on 08/29/03 at 08:11:41, JDH wrote:
or the thong


How could I forget?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:47am
There have to be some standards, tho, for me to agree.  Standards People!!!!  You know what I mean too, goddammit.


Ah, who am I kidding?  I have no standards.

I'm in.

May I suggest an island off of South Carolina?  There are plenty and they'd be cheaper than those jet-set jackass islands in the West Indies er sumpin'.  Plus we know how to dress and have impeccable manners.


/off to look for standards...

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:50am
Are the islands of the Carolinas warm enough to support the clothing optional crowd? If not, I would have to push for a more tropical location.  8)

jmin

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 8:55am
It is warm enough for that prolly March to late October.

But see my standards point.

Shut up, Brian.  You have no standards.

I know, I know.

/still lookin'

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:04am
Here's a good start. Voting will comence on tuesday so choose your island carefully.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/caribbean.htm

;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:25am
Here is my vote

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/littleraggedcbbh.htm


This island's price is $4,000,000.  Standard bank rates being applicable (and with collateral, which the island itself will be used for).  And a private warehouse line will have to be used.  I recommend a Swiss bank or Argentine.  6.5% on a 30 year note.

That is just shy of $26,000 per month.  This does not include taxes and any other applicable fees (which I am unsure of, but let's guesstimate at $5,000 per month).

This is a grand total of $31,000 per month.  If 100 CHs decide to do this, that is $310 per month, per person.

This does not include booze and thongs.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:32am
Brian, you downwardly mobile, LBB- you have waaaay too much time on your hands.....oh, and BTW- don't you think we could get private money to come just  a skosk lower on that rate?
Aruba, Jamaica........someplace in the Bahamas......can we get a boat, too....it would be necessary...... 8)

Cathi 8)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 9:49am
Oh you know I can get private money....

Old money is still money.  And it wears cotton, wrinkled khakis.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by 9erfan on Aug 29th, 2003, 10:19am
i'm going to have to vote for an island in the tropics.  Too much humity & hurricanes in the Carolinas.  :-/

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:27am
Man, you know when the last time was we had a hurricane here in SC?  1989.  Hugo.

Last time in the tropics?

Last week.  They get 'em there all the time.  And plus, riding the storm out RULES!!!

What do you think the beer and thongs are for?

Ahhhhh yeahhhhhhh

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:33am
Our President and I vote for St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Last time I was there, Ronrico rum went for .88 a fifth.

We can all pitch our tents at Megans Bay, start a camp-fire and sing Kumbaya all night.  

Heading for the airport now.....LindaH

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:34am

on 08/29/03 at 07:59:11, Jewel wrote:
Don't forget the salt!!!

Salt for the Margarita's, right? Not salt peter...

I'm in for Aruba or the Carribean. I love the Carolina's but the Carribean Ocean is the best. I also have an industrial blender and I volunteer to make Pina~ Coladas and Margaritas till the pigs come home! Shit, I wrote pig.
TomM

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by tsayswhy on Aug 29th, 2003, 11:51am

on 08/29/03 at 08:11:41, JDH wrote:
or the thong  ;)

Jim

OK I DONT OWN A THONG ;D BUT I HAVE SALT SO CAN I COME

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Kirk on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:08pm
This is probably what you have in mind 9erfan.

http://privateislandsonline.com/aleixosabz.htm

I like Brians . Nice location. Although it is a little closer to the government that shipped his ancesters here for embezzeling.
No idea if either holds a grudge about it.

TTFN

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by ZAIRA on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:33pm

;D Good idea..... To all my cluster friends in Italy say that this is a good med for our beast… count me in… LOL!!

Zaira :P

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:34pm
SCHAWEEEET!!!!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Aug 29th, 2003, 12:36pm
St Thomas is noce but a bit crowded for my tastes. Besides, we would blend in too much with the tourists.

ANyway, I am brewing up a fresh batch of mammawanna right now. An island secret containing roots, herbs and rum.

As mamma herself told me, "make you strong....like bull".

I do not remember much after two shots of the stuff other than waking up with a big smile on my face.

Good stuff maynerd.

jmin

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Gofishgriff on Aug 29th, 2003, 1:36pm
TomM, did you just say "Schaweeeet"?  

My word, the last time I heard that, I was stationed at Patuxent River in southern Maryland.  Is the Greaseman still on the air?


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by stevegeebe on Aug 29th, 2003, 1:47pm
I say we look into Greenland.  I think we could get it cheap and just in time before that global warming thing.

Steve G

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:02pm
Megans Bay is not at all crowded and I forgot to mention that the O.U.C.H. yacht could tie up there very nicely.   Oh........and there will be a "PORCH" too.

LindaH

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:03pm

on 08/29/03 at 13:36:14, Gofishgriff wrote:
TomM, did you just say "Schaweeeet"?  

My word, the last time I heard that, I was stationed at Patuxent River in southern Maryland.  Is the Greaseman still on the air?

Yes I did and no he's not. He was canned after making a comment (piss poor and raciall) about the poor (black) fella who was killed in Texas(?) while beign drug behind a vehicle.
I know a little about Pax River. I run my boat down the bay by there every now and then. In a previous life I taught HS in Chuck Co.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by 9erfan on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:06pm
I'm afraid that if we're too close to the states they'll find us and try to ship us back!!  :o  Besides, if we're in the Carolinas does that mean Brian is going to wear that searsucker suit everyday??  ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:24pm
http://www.caller2.com/2001/august/26/26suit.jpg


Hell yeah, I will be.

Ahhhh, magnoooliaaasss!!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by JDH on Aug 29th, 2003, 2:28pm
cute Brian  ;D

Jim

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 3:11pm
Brian, You're a good looking man!

Didn't PeeWee Herman have a suit like that?  ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by JDH on Aug 29th, 2003, 3:14pm

on 08/29/03 at 15:11:10, TomM wrote:
Brian, You're a good looking man!

Didn't PeeWee Herman have a suit like that?  ;D


That's it! It's Pee Wee Herman...LMFAO!

and btw Brian, if you ever come to my neighborhood looking like that you're on your own dude.

Jim


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by TomM on Aug 29th, 2003, 3:43pm

on 08/29/03 at 11:51:01, tsayswhy wrote:
OK I DONT OWN A THONG ;D

You can borrow mine.  ;) When I'm not using it, of course.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Kirk on Aug 29th, 2003, 4:43pm
Brian ol son, from the looks of that suit. Embezzeling wasn't the only reason they pitched your ancestors out of ol blighty.


TTFN

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by kim on Aug 29th, 2003, 6:03pm
Now there's a man who will rub my feet ;D  Hoooohawww.  ;)  I Waaaaaant my biiiiiiiiiiiiiiike - lol.

row me down the river wrinkled linen........

have you by chance had a moment to glimpse my twinkly toes?  Matchmaker matcmaker MAKE me a MATCH, CATCH me a CATCH..........Brian - LOL! Don't be mad - i'm just a jokin witcha ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Mahle421 on Aug 30th, 2003, 3:49am
When do we leave?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 30th, 2003, 6:57am

on 08/29/03 at 15:11:10, TomM wrote:
Brian, You're a good looking man!

Didn't PeeWee Herman have a suit like that?  ;D


That's not me.  Just some Charlestonian wearing a seersucker suit.  

I am MUCH more handsome than that.   MUCH more.

;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Gofishgriff on Aug 30th, 2003, 7:00am
What makes a seersucker a seersucker?

Heck, I may have one of my own hanging in the closet!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by litlgriz on Aug 30th, 2003, 11:59pm
        being a bartender buy trade ,i dutifully submit my appl 4 lead b tender on the island ,exp as follows,,,,,,2 yrs at harrahs in lk tahoe,,,,,,2 yrs at the pennant bar,sandiego,,((world famous 4 upsidedown margsss),,and present emp as such,,,,,,,,a littl rathole rest n bar in colo,,,,,that alone should put me in first place,,,,,n yes,ill bring my own thong,LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,, just pik 1 ,im packin...................lgrizzzzzzzzz

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 1st, 2003, 9:35am

Quote:
This does not include booze and thongs.



OK, OK, but what about the STANDARDS??!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by vig on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:16am
sign me up... sight unseen.


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by echo on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:42am
Count me in.  Won't wear a thong tho', now a marble bag is a different story.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 4th, 2003, 10:55am
FIRST STANDARD! NO THONGS! :o

Methinks Echo's expression has scared me off for good....gonna find another island....where grapes and thongs are both illegal......... ???

But, Echo- you may wear anything your lil pea pickin heart desires......as long as it's all nice and covered up....'kay?

Cathi-who isn't a prude, but worries about her eyesight!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 4th, 2003, 12:05pm

on 09/04/03 at 10:55:40, CathiP wrote:
FIRST STANDARD! NO THONGS! :o

Methinks Echo's expression has scared me off for good....gonna find another island....where grapes and thongs are both illegal......... ???

But, Echo- you may wear anything your lil pea pickin heart desires......as long as it's all nice and covered up....'kay?

Cathi-who isn't a prude, but worries about her eyesight!




SAT Question Time folks!!!  Grab yer # 2 pencils!!!

Vincent Van Gogh is to Impressionism as CathiP is to...

A)  Neo-Expressionism
B)  Pentacostal Snake-Handling
C)  Gangsta rap
D)  Funspongeism (or, more commonly known as     BuzzKilleritis)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 4th, 2003, 12:33pm
Hey B-
Just callin em like I sees em!  ;D

I mean really now- would YOU wanna see Echo(a particularly perfect specimen of male pulchritude, I must say) inna thong? Wouldja? Tell me!!

Oh, and, I pick D!

::)Come to think of it, I'd like to include... NO SEERSUCKER!

Take that, LBB! :P

Cathi ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 4th, 2003, 12:37pm
Cathi,

Hmmm.  When you put it that way, you DO have a point.  And a good one at that.  I'll happily admit when I am wrong. It happens so infrequently, I am pleased to be able to do it once in a while.

As for the no seersucker clause--That is simply not funny.  It's practical (what with the heat we'll be withstanding) AND good looking.  Please re-think.  Do it for the children!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by echo on Sep 4th, 2003, 12:42pm
I personally think people would pay good money to see Dickhead, Dickweed and Cheezedick all in "Butt Floss".

Then again.  I could be wrong.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 4th, 2003, 12:47pm
Sorry, B- Eighty-six the seersucker.....gotta happen! Now, we COULD substitute madras.....maybe inna suit?
If seersucker is soooo great.....how do you explain Pee-Wee Herman? Hmmmm? Good Point huh?

Echo-
As for your statement....... EEEUUUWWWWW!I WANT MY OWN ISLAND!!! I repeat..... Euuuuwwwwww!!!

Cathi  ;D 8)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:02pm
Hey I'm in where ever ya's decide......I'm a follower unless I'm in a bad mood ! We can use Tom's boat ta run back and forth fer supplies and new thongs. Oh can we include pizza ? We can name it Thong-ger Island. Can't wait to see you guys in pink thongs and Echo in his marble bag (would that be bolders or pee-wee's dear ?) I'm jus lookin forward ta kickin back in warm sunny weather year round and fight becomeing an al-kaholic. We'll have theropy there rite ? Pam that is dreadin winter in Ohio  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:05pm
Let me help the sartorially challenged here a bit.  M'kay?


Pee Wee Herman does not wear seersucker suits.  AT best, his are gray poplin.  Seersucker is blue and white, beige and white, yellow and white, etc. striped crinkly cotton.  It is soft and breathable.  And southern.

And I wear bow ties too, but not the ones Pee Wee does.  His is a thin, joke tie.  Mine are cool and go well with seersucker suits.  My grandmother used to yell at me wearing them.  She'd always screech at me when were headed to dinner:

"I never trusted a man in a bow tie!!!"

And I'd say back to her:

"Ah, grandmother, I know you're always right".  And just smile.

Seersucker is good.  Pee Wee Herman suits bad.

Tip your wait staff!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:08pm
I coulda swore Pee-wee had on a seersucker suit that day in the movie theater ? Had ta be there Pam  ;D ::) ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by echo on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:22pm

on 09/04/03 at 13:02:28, cootie wrote:
Echo in his marble bag (would that be bolders or pee-wee's dear ?)


The temperature of the water dictates the amount of package shrinkage. ;D  When they turn blue the water is way too cold.

We're talking tropics for this island.  They should be huge!  I may even make three 5 tracks as I walk through the sandy beach.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:23pm

on 09/04/03 at 13:08:47, cootie wrote:
I coulda swore Pee-wee had on a seersucker suit that day in the movie theater ? Had ta be there Pam  ;D ::) ;D


I am wounded.  Wounded I tell you!!!

I loves porn!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 4th, 2003, 1:47pm
Wait a minute.....this is a trap isn't it......you guys are tryin to lure us women to what you have already named porn Island and are secretly makeing plans for....uh huh.....I git it....thongs, huge marble sac'd guys that make parts in the sand as they drag by, tainted Island drinks......boats that go nowhere but around the Island in circles thinkin us drunk captive slave chicks won't notice and think were goin somewhere. Seersucker suited dudes pimpin around gave it away !OK............I'm in Pam  ;D

Don't fergit the pizza !

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 5th, 2003, 10:46pm

Quote:
And I wear bow ties too, but not the ones Pee Wee does.  His is a thin, joke tie.  Mine are cool and go well with seersucker suits.  My grandmother  .....  when were headed to dinner:

"I never trusted a man in a bow tie!!!"

And I'd say back to her:

"Ah, grandmother, I know you're always right".  And just smile.


Ah, Brian me laddie!  Did you never ever take your dear mum's mother to meet the impeccable Ben Silver?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 6th, 2003, 7:23am
I go to Ben Silver at least once a month.

My hat is tipped to you.

Listen up, folks.  Here is someone who knows what he is talking about.

FINALLY!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 6th, 2003, 9:27am
HMMMM? Could it be? Two- count em, 2 experts on seersucker......now who'd a thunk? ::)

Brian...Enlighten us, please
...who's Ben Silver?
Inquiring minds want to know!!
Cathi

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Gofishgriff on Sep 6th, 2003, 1:08pm
I've been to Ben Silver recently and can say they have some mighty fine apparel.

They have some mighty fine pricing too.  :o  Woooooo!  Soon as I hit the lotto, I'll be dressing in style!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jonny on Sep 6th, 2003, 1:10pm
Brian,

Tell me the name of the guy that made you wear that bow tie and I will kick his ass!! ;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:35pm
To all inquiring minds...

Ben Silver is a throwback to the days of genteel southern traditions as brought down by our forebears from the "old country".

To sample of taste of the goooooooood stuff, visit the following site:

http://www.bensilver.com

I must confess, although I do aspire to the grace and fitness of the southern gentleman, I fear I do not come close to the style of this list's true gentleman....Brian.  Sir, my hat is tipped to you.

Further, one need not travel south to witness the splendor of seersucker (or poplin).  Many a fine lad can be found, seersucker clad, in the halls and yard of Olde Harvard.  Many there be at this institution of higher learning who aspire to the truly fearless reputation of the southern man.   'Tis a shame (but no surprise) that there be few which attain same.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 7th, 2003, 8:57pm
haberdashery.......that word cracks me up ! Here I thought Ben Silver was part owner of Long Jon Silver's food chain of resturants. Or the Lone Rangers's horse's first name. Pam that has an odd way of reminiss'in

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 7th, 2003, 9:04pm
Say it ain't so!!!!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 8th, 2003, 7:55am
goaway,

Thank you for your kind words.  And for the lesson on Ben Silver.

It should be noted that the current owners moved the store to Charleston when they were vacationing there in the early 1980's.  Seems they knew that the genteelness that is the South is exemplified in that fine city.  Adn it has worked well for them, of course.

I raise a glass to your knowledge...

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 8th, 2003, 7:48pm
Brian

And to you, Sir!

Illegitimi non carborundum est!

Mike

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 8th, 2003, 8:05pm

on 08/29/03 at 09:25:44, Brian_Y wrote:
This does not include booze and thongs.



on 09/01/03 at 09:35:02, goaway wrote:
OK, OK, but what about the standards??!



OK, umm, everybody?  Anybody.........?

What about the standards??!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 8th, 2003, 8:07pm
OK, OK, I give up.....

How many posts does one have to make in order to earn the title of something other than New Board Newbie??!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 9th, 2003, 8:14am

on 09/08/03 at 19:48:34, goaway wrote:
Brian

And to you, Sir!

Illegitimi non carborundum est!

Mike



Don't worry.

Oderint dum metuant

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 9th, 2003, 10:25pm
Brian, does that translate to:
Mint Juleps in Paradise....where everyone wears   bermuda shorts?
I'm a little rusty.......
Cathi ::)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 10th, 2003, 9:59am
No, it means:

Let them hate, so long as they fear.


I'd say that was somewhat appropriate, hmmm?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 10th, 2003, 8:38pm
::)Told ya I was rusty- do I get an E for effort?
Cathi

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Charlie on Sep 10th, 2003, 9:16pm
How many posts?  

50 I think. It's pretty fast anyway

Charlie

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 10th, 2003, 9:34pm
What kinda language is that Brian........is that lawyer talk ? Pam that has no clue so it jus jokein around  ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 12th, 2003, 6:15pm
Lawyer?  Mmmm....yes, me thinks I have heard of the creature.

LAWYER.  A person learned in the law; as an attorney, counsel, or solicitor; a person licensed to practice law.

FINESTKIND LAWYER.  A person learned in the law; as an attorney, counsel, or solicitor; a person licensed to practice law and does so wearing seersucker attire.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 12th, 2003, 6:21pm
Put on your thinking caps!

Can anyone define the following?

LAWING OF DOGS.

Brian, you cannot participate if you use a big heavy book which is either hunter green or royal blue. :)

If this post receives 5 replies, I will gladly provide the definition.  (If it receives 10 replies, then Brian will get to provide the definition.)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 12th, 2003, 6:30pm

on 09/09/03 at 08:14:49, Brian_Y wrote:
Don't worry.

Oderint dum metuant


Oderunt peccare boni, virtutis amore; oderunt pecarre mali, formidine poenAe.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Brian_Y on Sep 12th, 2003, 9:08pm
HA HA HA!!!

proximo satis pro administratio

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 12th, 2003, 10:59pm
NOW STOP THAT!
Funny is when everyone gets it........

        ::)I don't get it... ???

Share...... or........ PERISH!

Latin lessons in the quad at lunch........
Cathi 8)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 13th, 2003, 7:24am
Woof Woof??

Lawing of Dogs, folks.  2 replies so far (my subsequent post doesn't count).

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 13th, 2003, 7:26am

on 09/08/03 at 20:35:49, Just_Martin wrote:
TAHITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tahiti is always a jump skip and a hop away.  Hell, I would not even cared if my head hurt there!!!!

Julie


Hi Julie, and WELCOME!!!
(No, this post doesn't count toward either the 5 or the 10.)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by BobG on Sep 13th, 2003, 12:33pm
Lawing of Dogs?

By looking at the meaning of each word I'd say it means

The King of England said "Don't screw with the forests or let your dog chase the deer".

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jonny on Sep 13th, 2003, 12:37pm
HEY!!, I never said that...opps...you said England.....That would be King Fluffy knickers....LOL ;D

.................................jonny

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cathy on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:03pm
ANN0 NONO HENRICI III, A. D. 1225

CHARTA FORESTAE

Made at Weftminfter 10 Feb. Anno 9 Hen. III. and A. D. 1225.
and confirmed Anno 28 Edw. 1. and A. D. 1299.

EDWARD, by the Grace of God, King of England, Lord of Ireland,
and duke of Guyan, to all whom thefe Prefents fhall come, fendeth Greeting.
We have feen the Charter of the Lord Henry our Father, fometime King of England, conserning the Foreft, in thefe words:
HENRY, by the Grace of God,
King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and of Guyan,
&c. as in the Beginning of the Great Charter.]

C A P. I

Certain Grounds shall be difafforefted

First,
We will that all Forefts, which King Henry our Grandfather afforefted, fhall be viewed by good and lawful men;
(2) and if he have made Foreft of any other Wood more than of his own demefne, whereby the Owner of the Wood hath hurt, forthwith it fhall be difafforefted;
(3) if he have made Foreft of his own Wood, then it fhall remain Foreft;
(4) faving the Common of Herbage, and for other things in the fame
Forefts, to them which before were accuftomed to have the fame.

CAP. III.

Certain Woods made Foreft fhall be difafforefted

All Woods which have been made Foreft by King Richard our Uncle,
or by King John our Father, until our firft Coronation, fhall be forthwith difafforefted, unlefs it be our demefine Wood.

C A P. IV.

No Purprefture, Wafte, or Affert, fhall be made in Forefts.

All Archbifhops, Bifhops, Abbots, Priors, Earls, Barons, Knights and other our Freeholders, which have their Woods in Forefts fhall have their Woods as they had then at the firft Coronation of King Henry our Grandfather, fothat they fhall be quit forever of all Purpreftures, Wafts, and Afferts, made in thofe Woods after that Time, until the beginning of the fecond Year of our Coronation; and thofe that from henceforth do make Purprefture without our licence, or Wafte, or affert in the fame, fhall anfwer unto us for the fame, Waftes, Purpreftures, and afferts.

C A P. V.

When Rangers fhall make their Range in the Forrefts.

Our Rangers fhall go through the Foreft to make Range, as it hath been accuftomed at the time of the firft Coronation of King Henry
our Grandfather, and not otherwife.

C A P. VI

Lawing of Dogs in Forefts

The enquiry or view for Lawing of Dogs within our Forefts fhall be made from henceforth when the range is made, that is to fay, from three year to three year; and then it fhall be done by the by the view and teftimony of lawful men, and not otherwife;
(2) and he whofe Dog is not lawed, and fo found fhall for his Amrciamentiii. s.
(3) And from henceforth no Ox fhall be taken for Lawing of Dogs;
(4) and fuch Lawing fhall be done by the Affife commonly ufed, that is to fay, that three Claws of the Fore-foot fhall be cut off by the Skin.
(5) But from henceforth fuch Lawing of Dogs fhall not be, but in places where it hath been accuftomed from the time of the firft Coronation of the forefaid King Henry our Grandfather.

C A P. VII

In what only Cafes Gathering fhall be in Forefts.

No Forefter or Bedel from henceforth fhall make Scotal, or gather Garb, or Oats, or any Corn, Lamb, or Pig, nor fhall make any Gathering, but by the fight, and upon the view of the twelve Rangers, when they fhall make their Range.
(2) So many Forefters fhall be affigned to the keeping of the Forefts, as reafonably fhall feem fufficient for the keeping of the fame.

C A P. VIII.

When Swanimotes fhall be kept, and who fhall repair them.

No Swanimote from henceforth fhall be kept within this our Realm,
but thrice in the year, videlicet, the beginning of fifteen Days afore
Michealmas, when that our Geft-takers, or Walkers of our Woods, come together to take Ageftment in our demefne Woods, and about
the Feaft of St. Martin * in the Winter, when that our Geft-takers
fhall receive our Pawnage:
(2) And to thefe two Swanimotes fhall come together our Forefters,
Vierders, Geft-takers, and none other, by diftrefs.
(3) And to the third Swanimote fhall be kept in the beginning of
fifteen days before the Feaft of St. John Baptift, when that our
Geft-takers do meet to hunt our Deer; and at this Swanimote fhall
meet our Forefters, Vierders, and none other, by diftrefs.
(4) Moreover every forty days through the year our Forefters and
Vierders fhall meet to fee the Attachments of the Foreft, as well for
Greenhue, as for Hunting, by the Prefentments of the fame Forefters,
ans before them attached.
(5) And the faid Swanimotes fhall not be kept but within the Counties
in which they have ufed to be kept.

Cathy ;D

 




Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cathy on Sep 13th, 2003, 1:28pm
just in case your french....I translated.... ;D

EDWARDUS Die gratia Angl' Dominus Hibernie & Dux Aquit' Omnibus ad quos prefentes littere preventerint falutem.
Infpeximus cartam Domini H. quondam Regis Anglie patris noftri de forefta in hec verba:
HENRICUS Dei gratia Rex Angl'
Dominus Hibern' Dux Norman' Aquit' Epis' Abbatibus Prioribus Comitibus Baronibus Jufticiariis Foreftar' Vicecomitibus Prepofitis Miniftris & omnibus Ballivis & fidelibus fuis prefentem cartam infpecturis falutem.
Sciatis quodnos intuitu Dei & pro falute anime noftre & animarum antecefforum & fuccefforum noftrorum ad exaltationem fancte ecclefie & emendationem regni noftri fpontanea & bona voluntate noftra dedimus & conceffimus Archiepis' Epis' Comitibus Barinibus & omnibus de regno noftro has libertates fubfcriptas tenendas in regno noftro Angl' imperpetuum.

C A P. I

In primis omnes forefte quas Henricus Rex Avus nofter afforeftayit videantur per bonos & legales & fi bofcum aliquem alium quam fuumdominicum afforeftaverit ad dampnum illius cujus bofcus ille fuerit deafforeftetur & fi bofcum fuum proprium afforeftaverit remaneat forefta falva communa de herbagio & allis in eadem forefta illis qui prius eam habere confueverunt.

C A P. II.

Homines vero qui manent extra foreftam non veniant dectero coram Juftic' noftris de forefta per commines fummonitiones nifi fint in placito vel plegii alicujus vel aliquorum qui attachiati funt propter foreftam

CAP. III.

Omnes autem bofci qui fuerunt afforeftati per Regem Ricardum Avunculum noftrum velper Regem Johannem patrem noftrum ufque ad primam coronationem noftram ftatim deafforeftentur nifi fit domonicus bofcus nofter.

C A P. IV.

Archiepifcopi, Epifcopi, Abbates, Priores, Comites, Barones, Milities,
libere tenentes qui habent bofcos fuos inforeftis habeant bofcoe fuos ficut eos habuerunt tempore prime coronationis Regis Henrica avi noftro Itaquod quieti fint imperpetuum de omnibus purprefturis vaftis & affartis factis in illis bofcis poft illud tempus ufque ad principinm fecundi anni coronationis noftre. Et qui decetere vaftum purprefturam vel affartum fine licentia noftra in ill' fecerint de vaftis purprefturis & affartis refpondeant.

C A P. V.
Regardatores noftri eantper foreftas ad faciendum regardum fiscut feiri confuevit tempore prime coronationis Reg' Henrici avi noftris & non aliter.

C A P. VI

Inquifito vel vifus de expeditatione canum exiftentium in forefta decetero fiat quando fien debet regardum fcilicet de tertio anno in tertium annum & tunc fiat per vifum & teftimonium legalium hominum & non aliter & ille cujus canis inventus fuerit tunc non expeditatus
det pro mifercordia tres folidos.
Et decetero nullus bos capiatur pro expditatione Tal' autem fiat expeditation per affifam communiter ufitatam quad tres cotelli abfcindanture fine pelota de pede anteriori.
Nec expedientur canes deceterio nifi in locis ubi confueverunt expeditari tempore prime coronationis predicti Regis Henrici avi noftri.

C A P. VII

Nullis foreftarius vel bedellus decetero faciat fcotallas vel colligat garbas vel bladnm aliquod vel agnos vel porcellos nec aliquam collectam faciat & per vifum & facramentum duodecim regardatorum.
Tot foreftarii ponantur ad foreftas cuftodiendas rationabiliter viderint fufficere.

C A P. VIII.

Nullum fwanimotum deceteroteneatur in regno noftro nifi ter in anno
videlicet in principo quindcim dierum ante feftom fancti Michaelis quando agiftatores noftri conveniunt ad agiftand dominicos bofcos
& circa feftum fancti Martini quando agiftatores noftri debent
recipere pannagium noftrum & ad ifta duo fwanimota conveniant foreftas viridarii & agiftatores & non alii per diftrictionem &
tertium fwanimotum teneatur in imtio quindecendum dierum ante
feftum fancti Johannis Baptifte pro feonation beftarum noftrarum &
ad illud fwanimotum tenendum conveniant foreftaril viridarii & non
alii per diftrictionem. Preterea fingulis quadraginta diebus per totum annum convniant foreftarii & viridarii ad vidend' attachiamenta de forefta tam de virdi quam de venatione per prefentationem
foreftariorum ipforum & coram ipfis attachiatis. Perdicta autem
fwanimota non tenrantur nifi in Comitatibus in quibus teneri confueverunt.

Cathy
 


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 2:30pm
Are you drinking again? ;D  If U tink I'm readin ALL THAT NOW ya got anudda thing comin :D

Gotta get the nitie fer that one ;)  HOLY :o

Speak to me Fenny, SPEAK to me lass ;D

:-*

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jonny on Sep 13th, 2003, 2:50pm
Im with you Kim....WTF is all that bullshit!!

...................................jonny

BTW The French are low level scum sucking pigs but thats just my take on the fag bastards

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 4:49pm
We were simply lovin one another and being goofy - that is - until anger and rage stepped in. ::)

Put that foot in the mouth it belongs, please.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:24pm
I removed my post about the French, (from France of course0, being cowards and terrorist supporters ((even though they are))again yurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right kim  my hormones are a ragin. what could possibly be wrong with me .................... big time I appologize.. I should go to bed early and forget about this freaken MB................. everyone take care of yourselves tonight... rees gonna take a well deserved night off and pray for her boys that arent being helped by those freaken french guys that we are always helping... oh well....................ree

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by CathiP on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:28pm
Hail to Chief Fluffyknickerf!

*But, darlin'.....what DID you say? You even have Kimmy cornffooooozed...... ???

I'm gonna go do the Chicken dance!
Cathi

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Ree on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:29pm
Love and Peace everyone Im going to bed now.......ree

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by kim on Sep 13th, 2003, 5:52pm
Sweet dreams Ree, you are a great supporter and I think you are a lovely woman*****

I understand where that thinking comes from.  It's natural and don't apologize my friend.  I only ask that you think b4 saying the words ya said..........***that's exactly why the world cannot hear eachother****

It's not a "french" thing.  It's not the "american" thing.  It's timeless lack of hearing.  I'm sorry, did not mean to hurt you.  I only wish we could all wake up!  Ree, you'd be amazed at how much we all want to love one another.....let's focus on how we shall accomplish that!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is not easy*
God keep you loved ones safe and make it worthwile for us all.
Kim

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 14th, 2003, 7:47am
Uh, er....Brian?

YIKES!

Hey Cathy?  I am truly humbled.  I bow to you with a smile on my face.

My wife just agreed that I can hang out with you (quickest she's ever agreed with me on anything, hmm [?]  Kind of like she was relieved?)  YOU don't wear seersucker by some chance do you?

To everyone else........know where your dog is?
Woof Woof!   :D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Charlie on Sep 14th, 2003, 11:59pm
Just a question:

Which country has about the largest force besides us in Afghanistan?

Charlie

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 15th, 2003, 6:38pm
Charlie-

I got no idea.  Seems like maybe Germany?

Maybe this post will put the category back up top so someone smarter will see it.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 18th, 2003, 7:38pm
Hey Charlie-

Guess I was wrong.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 19th, 2003, 7:10am
Hi guys,

It's me again.  I'm just trying to keep this post at the top of the list to see if the topic breaks 100.

I guess I could pretty much say anything I wanted at this point since no one is paying attention.

What do you think?  Is this my little secret?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Sep 19th, 2003, 7:18am
I believe this will require a trial run. This is why I am in the process of talking everyone into a "floating" island getaway next fall.

Looks like Depature from Tampa or New Orleans will work.

More to follow.

Jmin

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 19th, 2003, 7:35am
ALL RIGHT!!!ALL RIGHT!!!ALL RIGHT!!!

Now we're back in business!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by gmlevenhagen on Sep 19th, 2003, 10:36am
Me too Please ;D

I have a thong or 2!

Please, tell me that I can leave the hubby and kids at home ;)


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Sep 19th, 2003, 10:41am
You have my permission to leave the hubby and kids at home. Just bring the thongs, ok?

(Actually, my GF might prefer you bring at least the hubby)!!!


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Sep 19th, 2003, 10:43am
You people still talking about thongs?   ::)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Sep 19th, 2003, 12:37pm
The subject of thongs is a very deep subject full of pitfalls and controvertial twists.

This issue must be dealt with head on and should be studied intensly.

I believe the final debate regarding this hot issue should take place on day two of the clustercruise.

I will moderate and judge the debate once we hit international waters.

Then again, My Girlfriend might have other ideas regading my participation. 8)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by cootie on Sep 19th, 2003, 2:07pm
Since were still on the subject of 'thongs' and there such a popular item here I sudgest we have thongs made up with CH.com on front and raise money for the cause.......lets see......who will we put in charge of production ?? Pam that has about 30 thongs

You can wear thongs over yer shorts if ya really have to......or on yer head.....if you really have to......they make nice sling shots too.....a multi purpose item for the OUCH store  ;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Sep 19th, 2003, 2:08pm
30 thongs?!  Holy shit!!   ;)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Melissa on Sep 19th, 2003, 2:50pm
Pam, must be nice to have so much butt floss, that's just cuz yer little, tiny and cute!

mel, who's far from little, tiny and cute ::)

;D

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Jewel on Sep 19th, 2003, 3:02pm
I usually wear thongs, but not during ladies' week.  That's not cool.   :o :o  Hehe!

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by echo on Sep 19th, 2003, 3:14pm

on 09/19/03 at 14:07:02, cootie wrote:
You can wear thongs ........or on yer head.....if you really have to......they make nice sling shots too.....a multi purpose item for the OUCH store  ;D


They make a useless goalie mask however.

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 19th, 2003, 5:00pm
OK, OK, glad to see that everyone is back on board!

BUT, . . . WHAT ABOUT THE STANDARDS??!

(for those of you new to this thread, you will have to back up and do you homework)

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 19th, 2003, 5:05pm
Further, I will now explain

LAWING OF DOGS.

(for the more exhaustive approach, please see Cathy's post at the top of Page 5)

"The cutting several claws of the forefeet of dogs in the forest, to prevent their running at deer.  Expediation (q. v.)"

Imagine my fright when I first learned of this practice.  You see, running at deer is just what I do when the beast is chasing me.  Guess I better stay out of the King's forest, huh?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by jminmilwaukee on Sep 19th, 2003, 5:17pm
Get yourself commited to the cruise. We will work out the Standards and Thong issues at sea, in international water.

There is much work to be done so get doin.


Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by goaway on Sep 20th, 2003, 9:39am
Er, uh, no deer or dogs will be on the boat,....right?

Title: Re: Cigs, Booze, Sex and Coffee!
Post by Cerberus on Sep 20th, 2003, 10:03am
All good here as long as I can leave the kids here (do they count as assets?) and I reckon ships full of non- cluster sufferers cant be dropping in to take large groups of us away to use as slave labor, something about that ,just would'nt set well with me. ;)

Ramon



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