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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Aug 20^th, 2003, 3:04am)

Title: Re-write 10 songs
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 20^th, 2003, 3:04am

OK, we did 10 best bands, 5 worst songs, now how about 10 songs that should be re-written to show their (and our) advancing age?

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Aren't Made for Bunions"

The Beatles - "I Get By With A Little Help From Depends"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom"

Bobby Darin - "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

Procol Harum - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

Chuck

Title: Re: Re-write 10 songs
Post by Woobie on Aug 20^th, 2003, 3:10am

OMG!! That's halarious..

but I cant think of any right now...

dang it! I'll be back!

tina :-*

Title: Re: Re-write 10 songs
Post by KingOfPain on Aug 20^th, 2003, 4:42am

The Who - "My Degeneration"

Dolly Parton - "(Napping) 9 To 5"

Areosmith - "Back In The Bathroom Again"

Pat Benatar - "Fartbreaker"

Van Halen - "Sleep The Night Away"

Led Zeppelin - "Dazed And Confused"
(this one applies as is)

Fleetwood Mac - "Second Hand Shoes"

Elton John - "Saturday Night's Alright For Sleeping"

;)

KingOfPain

Title: Re: Re-write 10 songs
Post by Patrick_A on Aug 20^th, 2003, 5:54am

LMAO, Good one ClusterFuc K!!!

Patrick