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(Message started by: Brian_Y on Aug 15^th, 2003, 10:01am)

Title: New York Yankees Last Night
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 15^th, 2003, 10:01am

I still hate them even in the dark......

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Title: Re: New York Yankees Last Night
Post by JDH on Aug 15^th, 2003, 11:30am

OK Brian, here's a few for your Yankee hating self ;D
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Three baseball fans are walking home from a game at friendly Fenway Park.
One is wearing a Red Sox cap, the second one is wearing an Indians cap, and the third one is wearing a Yankees cap.
As they are walking down Commonwealth Avenue, they see a pair of legs sticking out from under a bush. Upon further inspection, they find that it is a totally naked dead woman.
A crowd starts to gather before the police arrive, so they decide to give the woman some vestige of dignity. The first one places his Red Sox cap over her left breast. The second one places his Indians cap over her right breast. The third one places his Yankees cap over her crotch.
The police arrive to investigate. The detective picks up the Red Sox cap for a moment, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her breast. He picks up the Indians cap, takes a quick look, writes a few things in his notepad, then puts the cap back on her other breast. He picks up the Yankees cap, takes a quick look, starts to write in his notepad, but stops and scratches his head for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face. Then he kneels down real close, sticks his fingers in the womans crotch, spreading it open and staring.
Now one of the baseball fans yells at him: “Hey, what are you some kind of pervert?”
To this the officer replies: “Oh, no, of course not. I just need to double check because every other Yankees cap I’ve ever seen had an not a very nice person under it!”
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Q: What is the difference between a New York Yankees fan and a New York Rangers fan?
A: The type of stick he has up his ass!
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Q: Why should you never run over a Yankee fan on a bicycle?
A: Chances are it your bike!
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Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, “What is your IQ”
“165”
“Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology”
After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation.
Einstein asks him, “What is your IQ”
“64”
To which Einstein replies: “GO YANKEES!”
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A teacher asks her students if they are Yankees fans.
One of them says, “No, my Dad is a Red Sox fan, my Mom is a Red Sox fan, so I’m a Red Sox fan.”
So the teacher says, “Well, that’s not very good; if your mother and father were both morons, would that make you a moron too?”
“No, that would make me a New York Yankees fan.”
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Q: What did the Yankees fan use for birth control?
A: His personality!
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Go Cards!

Jim

Title: Re: New York Yankees Last Night
Post by Live4Fun on Aug 15^th, 2003, 11:46am

All I have to say is Kansas City 11, New Yawk Yankees 0, Zip, Zilch, NADA!!!!!!! GO ROYALS!!! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: New York Yankees Last Night
Post by Brian_Y on Aug 15^th, 2003, 11:52am

I watched that game with great glee in my cold, cold heart. The only thing that irritated me, though, was that Torre left his starter in there to die a horrible death. And then die more. And more. And more. My take on that move? Or lack thereof? Torre saw that as a disposable game. The Yankees suck with their over-inflated sense of self importance. The Red Sox are gonna choke the fucking life out of them and spit on their turgid corpses. I hope.