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(Message started by: Ted on Aug 13^th, 2003, 1:36am)

Title: Hi. I'm new here and I have your news!
Post by Ted on Aug 13^th, 2003, 1:36am

Larry Flynt sued for sexual harassment by former employee who claims she found sex toys in the company dishwasher; Current employee silently pushes plate of food away

Program helps turn former US troops into teachers; "still, no amount of combat experience can prepare you for an American high school," states shell-shocked veteran

600-pound sea turtle rescued, returned to set of "The Real Roseanne"

Mathematician says he can use algebra to predict happy marriages; when it comes to his own chances of getting laid, unfortunately, X always equals Zero

Man on Space Station weds bride on earth; reminds attractive co-cosmonaut, "what goes on up in space, stays up in space"

CDC unveils new, more-accurate HIV tracking system; "we are now testing people wherever Depeche Mode albums are sold"

Schwarzenegger criticizes California school system; "if it were any good, there wouldn't be millions of people dumb enough to vote for me"

Bush declares "progress made in Iraq"; "we are slowly Americanizing the region, one ghastly six-foot hole at a time" says optimistic President

Husband-to-wife liver donation successful; "that 3-way is soooooo going to happen," grins successful donor

Violence rocks Iraq's second city; "At least it's better than long-form improv," states relieved resident

Pope prays for rain in scorched Europe; Native Americans consider adopting funny hats to complete religious exchange program

Tap dancer Gregory Hines dies at 57; publicist shares, "We gathered around his hospital bed chuckling, but when he flat-lined we somberly realized he wasn't expressing 'Jazz Hands'"

New York City to open high school for gay, lesbian, cross-dressing and trans-gender students. “Now, everybody can be Homecoming Queen!” gushes excited student

"Gigli" debuts to tepid reviews. "A movie this bad should have Madonna in it," sneers one critic

Liberians welcome peacekeepers; eat them

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here and I have your news!
Post by Kirk on Aug 13^th, 2003, 2:11am

[center][/center]M$ fined $520 M for stealing code for IE
First two Government agencys taken down by new M$ worm

FILM AT ELEVEN

Title: Re: Hi. I'm new here and I have your news!
Post by KenB on Aug 13^th, 2003, 8:20am

on 08/13/03 at 02:11:40, Kirk wrote:

M$ fined $520 M for stealing code for IE

Not strictly correct Kirk - but if you do manage to get the full facts please post it here for all to see in true Open Source tradition. ;)