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(Message started by: rumplestiltskin on Jul 29^th, 2003, 12:37am)

Title: Quality of Life
Post by rumplestiltskin on Jul 29^th, 2003, 12:37am

We is tryin ta decide which picher we should send to Dr Phil. Ther all so good. Beins thet we are the only Clusterhad couple in the world we jest know he's gonna want us.

These is from the day we finally got our oxigin.

We red so much bout it on here that we decided we needed to get us some. So we called 911 and pretended like I was goin inta labor. When theys got here, I used my feminine wiles to distract em. While they was checkin my centeemeters Den ran out and stoled the tank clean off the back of the fire truck.

Maybe them OUCH folks could pay our way to hollywood. We'd do em proud!

http://pwis.photoworks.com/scripts/PwRr.dll?GetImage?2~1~k3u88ADdDTwTDtWuRvkenP3s06Nn7ikZrAGurByD6fxt47zYdKfRvA==~http://pwis.photoworks.com/scripts/PwRr.dll?GetImage?2~1~4sL/yMZQCavjNObvoZrwUHk79zWHZtly.pYrTP9.Y4OPIanVUgunOg==~
http://pwis.photoworks.com/scripts/PwRr.dll?GetImage?2~1~Hb1I3mYDrASWzoLSqMGRlzz9GG.MUGZC2aoul9wQB3UX6lqIfGdboA==~http://pwis.photoworks.com/scripts/PwRr.dll?GetImage?2~1~nDFaVS2N5/ojlDD9xlhEthAwLehpfeZlqZBGXArFLKm1H5Lg6UceuQ==~

Eatcher hearts out,
Georgia and Den

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 29^th, 2003, 1:29am

And jest when I was a-tellin everyone at the convention who had not yet had the opportunity to meet you as I had, what a DEEP person you really were Den.......

As I told DJ and Elaine and who-ever else was in that bed one night......"you're all fuckin nuts." LMAO

Linda

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Ted on Jul 29^th, 2003, 1:32am

Good job, Den. I notist two things. She's wearing shoos and she's got a shiner. It seems to me she still hasn't learnt her lessin. Wile yure doin hard tryin to learn her the lessins of proper wimenhud, it seems she stil dont get it. Clustirs really dont affect a large part of our population. Particularly our wimen foke. But uppity womin do. Sok her fer me once and fer all the men out here tired of there persnikitees.

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 29^th, 2003, 2:11am

wen yer rit......Ted yer rit

wimmun don't git clusters.

Linda

Title: huh?
Post by rumplestiltskin on Jul 29^th, 2003, 6:42am

well...ifen thets so what ya say about wimmen...I ...uh....well....so as not to jeperdize my shot at the Mr.Phil show...I feel it necessary to divulge that Georgia is a certified hermaphrodite!

There I said it. Hit pains me sumthin awful to reveal her lil secret to the world. So thets why she kin git them there Clusters!...hits thet cute lil moustache side a her thets gittin em.

Hits all knotted up with them horemoans anyway she tells me. Wait'll she tells Phil her theeries!

Hollywood here we cum!

den

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Live4Fun on Jul 29^th, 2003, 7:30am

ROFLMAO!!! Thanks for the laugh guys! I needed that this morning ;D ;D ;D

Bryan

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Ree on Jul 29^th, 2003, 7:33am

I was imagining you guys on that porch in NY... boy we sure missed having you around.......roll pennies if ya have ta to come next time.............love Ree

you guys are a hoot

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by aprilbee on Jul 29^th, 2003, 7:36am

What a cute couple!! I LMAO!! ;D

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by BruceD on Jul 29^th, 2003, 8:47am

Oh My :o :D That was one of the funniest things I've seen here in a while. I'm sure Dr. Phil would have to take you guys now.

Hey .. if yur bride was also yur hermaphrodite daughter whod been abdukted by aliens and the baby was really Elvis' ... then I think you'd qualify for Springer too. ;D

BTW, there's not any duct tape visible so you guys can't be rednecks. :)

Later
BruceD

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by cootie on Jul 29^th, 2003, 9:35am

Well shucks....ya'll cum back sum time ya heeeer.......hey Den.....I like yer puss-y. :o Pam that has sum dang hillbilly floatin 'round in her but hates dem ticks 'n chiggars but does like them kats 'n goats on tha karrrrrz....sheeeeet ;D

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by CLR on Jul 29^th, 2003, 2:24pm

Wow!!!!!! Nice looking couple!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by Big_Dan on Jul 29^th, 2003, 3:35pm

... daaaaaang!...

... youn'sis is livin' all ritsy 'n stuff....

;D

-Big Dan (sewwwww-IE!)

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by jonny on Jul 29^th, 2003, 4:31pm

on 07/29/03 at 15:35:21, Big_Dan wrote:

... daaaaaang!...

... youn'sis is livin' all ritsy 'n stuff....

;D

-Big Dan (sewwwww-IE!)

ROTFFLMMFYBO...Dan....hahahahah ;D

Nice pics Den....LOL :D

...................................jonny

Title: Re: Quality of Life
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jul 29^th, 2003, 4:57pm

OMG ... thanks for the laugh. Some days it's hard to find clusterhick on this board !!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: trailer trash
Post by rumplestiltskin on Jul 30^th, 2003, 7:58am

OK...since you asked nicely

I'll break with my policy of "no smileys" and no explanations just this once.

Yes, that really is Georgia and Den. Well...I do some acting and have a big costume closet. Yes, we are a married couple both with clusterheadaches. Yes, we met at this very site years ago. Yes,she is half his age. Yes, she is very scary in person. No, we are not cousins.

There is no such thing as "bad publicity"

http://pwis.photoworks.com/scripts/PwRr.dll?GetImage?2~1~3yxI/6T7cbuc5VHzNZdDsLITcrcGww.v81to18bz0iJwX3SS7q/hCg==~

Yer welcome.
Den