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(Message started by: Roxy on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:51am)

Title: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:51am

I've been out of town, and when I got home last night, I found my daughter is babysitting a friends Pug dog (Chopsticks) for a few weeks. Only, this is a hermaphrodite Pug..... :o, go figure!!

I may be naive, but I had really never thought of a dog being a hermaphrodite, other than the fact that this dog humps everything.......this is what the little bugger looks like (excuse the foot).

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL65/1274019/2419807/29314601.jpg

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)
hermaphrodite noun [C]
a plant, animal or person with both male and female sex organs

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by don on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:55am

Which one is the foot? If its the one on the left I suggest a podiatry appt. QUICK!

Why would anyone want to be a podiatrist?

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:57am

Hopefully the one with no sexual organs..... :-*

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by don on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:59am

That dog looks like a walking prednisone overdose.

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Anthem on Jul 12^th, 2003, 12:26pm

Are you sure it isn't just his screwed up vision making him hump everything in sight? 8)

Clark

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by catlind on Jul 12^th, 2003, 12:26pm

We had a hermaphrodite cat. My mother named it Fagan. Our other cat, Yorick, had kittens, and 2 days later Fagan, who had two balls hanging there plain as day, had kittens.

We think Fagan was both father and mother :o

Cat

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Donna on Jul 12^th, 2003, 4:00pm

NO.....you mean when you told Fagan to go fuck himself, he did?

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by oringkid on Jul 12^th, 2003, 4:50pm

I didn't think there were any cases of hermaphodites (whether animal or human) where both sets of sexual organs actually worked!

From what I understand, in many cases, neither set works correctly...or only one set works correctly and the other is immature.

But, I must confess... I had never thought about dogs or cats being that way!

Sherry

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by jonny on Jul 12^th, 2003, 4:58pm

Donna, have you been taking jonny lessons?....LOL ;D

Dog is Marty Fellman reincarnated....LOL

...............................jonny

BTW....Nice toes Trac, cant wait to suck'em at the convention....ROTMFF ;D

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by cootie on Jul 12^th, 2003, 6:20pm

Can that dog see what's comein and goin at the same time.....geeze. Dogs hump other things as a dominence ritual not nessisarily sexual. They'll hump other critters or kids in the house to let them know that they are at a certain level in the pecking order of the family. I know it sounds crazy but it's true......also female cats alot of times get mistaken for males cuz of there physical makeup in the rear.......there not 'balls' per say but almost look as if they are.....males are lower and females with have the 'ball look' higher up. Oh geeze......how the hell do you explain that in layperson terms......why am I trying......me sounds stupid now don't I.....like sum sorta critter porn deal. Animals will also hump others comeing into heat even if there the same sex...ya know...like cows do. Course there are perv pets. Pam that has pet peeves not pet porn ;D

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by 9erfan on Jul 12^th, 2003, 6:27pm

Has anyone ever heard that Jamie Lee Curtis was a hermaphrodite??

V.

PS: Can someone put that dogs' eyes back into his/her head??

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 12^th, 2003, 7:07pm

For the people who sent the messages....NO.....I'm not posting pictures of the poor things genitalia..... ::), the the bug eyed critter is confused enough without having to spead "its" legs for pictures.... ;)

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by oringkid on Jul 12^th, 2003, 8:24pm

LMAO!!!

Pam, I know what you mean about the cats... you kinda have to wait to see if they drop to tell sometimes... It's kind of a "poochiness" they have... Believe me, I know, and you are 100% right on that!

LMAO Tracey... peeps were askin' for pics??? LOL!

Sherry

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by TomM on Jul 12^th, 2003, 9:22pm

on 07/12/03 at 16:58:49, jonny wrote:

Dog is Marty Fellman reincarnated....LOL

Funny shit!

Tracey is giving toe jobs @ the convention? ??? ;)
Who started that nasty rumor?

TomM

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 12^th, 2003, 9:36pm

....there was this man in Houston one time, when I had my feet propped up on the picnic table.......well.....nevermind..... ;), it's a long boring story, best told while drinking heavily.... :o

But, let me tell you this.....my dogs are not happy..... :-/

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL65/1274019/2419807/29346779.jpg

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by catlind on Jul 12^th, 2003, 9:46pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Charlie on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:27pm

Marty Feldmand reincarnated.......LOL The guy with one eye in Cincinnati and the other in Cleveland.

Everyone post dog pics. Always like them.

Charlie

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by don on Jul 12^th, 2003, 11:32pm

Quote:

Marty Feldmand reincarnated

Hump? What hump?

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 13^th, 2003, 12:00am

on 07/12/03 at 23:32:44, don wrote:

Hump? What hump?

The what is humping my leg....... :o

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Jul 13^th, 2003, 12:04am

CHRIST!! And Linda though *MY* dogs were ugly!!
:)
Mast

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by MarkHW on Jul 13^th, 2003, 8:51am

99% of the time hermaphrodite's only have one working set of organs. If they have both... the logistics are such that the can't actualy fuck themselves.

Roxy... The big dog looks a lot like mine. Mine's 1/2 Dane 1/2 mastiff. He's almost 200 lbs now at 2 years old. He's a great dog... His name is Loki.

Mark

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by don on Jul 13^th, 2003, 10:32am

Mark

You gotta post a pic of that guy! 200 lb.? What are you feeding him? Other small animals and midgets?

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 13^th, 2003, 12:04pm

Mark, send me a pic (or post it) of your dog. I'm still trying to collect pictures for a cluster pet page.

Cleo is a full Mastiff, and she was weighing around 190, but I think the heat has brought her down to around 180.

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by juvy on Jul 14^th, 2003, 6:26am

Speaking of bad pet habits, Does anyone know how to teach a dog/wolf not to kill every animal that comes into it's territory? Wolf thinks that if the neighbors cats come into his fenced in yard, they're fair game.

Roxy, pet page? where?

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Roxy on Jul 14^th, 2003, 1:25pm

Sorry juvy, my dogs kill everything that they can....skunk, cat, snake, possum, armadillo, rabbit, rat, smaller dogs....doesn't matter, and you can't make them stop. >:(

The pet page isn't anywhere yet....I'm still waiting to collect pictures from people. But, when I get enough pics.....it will go up.

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by Gofishgriff on Jul 14^th, 2003, 4:11pm

Roxy, I've got some cat pictures and a leopard gecko picture for your collection.

BTW, nice foot. Trust me, I know. My wife gets her feet done regularly and I'm quite the expert when it comes to feet.

And no, I will not elaborate on this... ;)

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by oringkid on Jul 14^th, 2003, 4:35pm

Roxy, love the pic of the pug on the mastiff... evidently not only is the little guy/girl horny... but them Marty Feldman eyes don't work too well either...got a little perspective problem LOL!

Mark.... Loki? Isn't that a God of mischief? or something like that? My (probably shaky) info comes from the movie "Mask" with Jim Carrey and the mask of Loki...

Juvy, if your dog is part wolf.... well don't know that you could train him/her not to kill unless you train from birth and even then... circumstances and/or instinct would probably reassert the tendency to "be like a wolf" But they are usually good dogs as long as you make sure that you or your hubby is shown to be the "alpha" male.
Dogs that are part wolf also are usually very protective of children that they are raised around or who are introduced as part of the "pack" Wolf genes are good to have in a dog... but... always remember that they ARE WILD ANIMAL genes and primal instincts are closer to the surface than in more domesticated species.

I once had an dog that was part Alaskan Malamute and part Wolf .... which made him like 2/3rds wolf. Good Dog, but sometimes instinct would get the best of him... after being around birds (budgies) that were allowed to fly freely in our house for 2 or 3 years with never a second glance... one flew very near our dog and .... he ate it.... I was horrified!! He also tried to climb up in my hubby's lap while he was sitting in a rocking chair when we allowed his pups to be around him for the first time! Funny as hell since this dog was about 4 1/2 feet long (excluding his tail) and about 3 feet tall! He also thought it would be a good thing to pee on the chair that my hubby was sitting in if we brought the puppies in. (He had NEVER done anything like that before...he just did not know how to take those puppies LOL)
Eventually, he began to roam though and after searching the neighborhood and bringing him back many times, there came a time when we were unable to find him. I think one of the workers at a shop where we found him twice, must have taken him home. The reason we had him was because he evidently wandered away from someone else and was brought to the SPCA and noone ever claimed him.

Sherry

Title: Re: Hermaphrodite dog....just too weird!
Post by juvy on Jul 15^th, 2003, 2:06am

Wolf is 7/8 timberwolf...rest Husky. So he's more Wolf than dog. He lives with my mom now as I moved to another country and I don't have the room for him. Holland doesn't allow wolves as pets either.

He's a great companion because our previous Alpha female (a chowchow) made it well understood that he was the low man on the totem pole. He wasn't even allowed to eat until she gave him permission. She passed away in January, and my stepfather got a new Alpha female (rotweiler) She treats him worst than the first one did. She teaches him how to do things he shouldn't and he's usually the one who gets caught doing it. They're quite a pair. I'll post some pics later on my website.

now a little homesick...

~Juvy