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(Message started by: klp on Jul 11th, 2003, 10:58pm)

Title: constipation cures
Post by klp on Jul 11th, 2003, 10:58pm
ok. not everyones favorite subject but after finding out the hard way about the very annoying side effect of verapamil and days, 10 to be exact of extreme discomfort if found the cure. this of course after trying everything else under the sun including : 6 senna-s a day , 2 bottles of mag citrate, 3 correctol, and a few days of chelated mg. All i had to do was eat a bag of carbolite jelly bean!!!!!!. now i eat 5 jelly beans in the morning and no problems!!!!!!!!. what a relief. hope this helps someone else. sugar alcohol. who knew.  krista

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by eyes_afire on Jul 11th, 2003, 11:05pm
Yup, good ole Sorbitol... has that effect on some people.  Personally I prefer the apple juice and nuts.  Ahhhh.... plop...

--- Steve, one of many...

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by don on Jul 12th, 2003, 1:14am
I knew I shouldn't have opened this post.   :-/

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by cootie on Jul 12th, 2003, 1:42am
shit......opps sorry........anyhow......teas 'or gulp' of mineral oil ever other day will glide the crap away. Old fashiond remidies that work Pam  :)  this is a shitty thread.....blahhhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha....jus jokein.....

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by ave on Jul 12th, 2003, 5:14am
I never have to resort to these tricks, but I have relatives who had. So:

A. Glass of warmish water every morning on an empty stomach
B. Prunes, handful, every day at breakfast
C. Black coffee and a smoke before breakfast (Baad for you)
D. A handful of figs any time of the day
E. A spoon ful of oil every day at bedtime
F. All of the above, then go out and buy a laxative... lol

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by Woobie on Jul 12th, 2003, 7:43am
mexican food helps too...


lol lol lol



Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by Donna on Jul 12th, 2003, 8:35am
1000 mg vitamin C
Sauerkraut and stewed tomatoes

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by suzy617 on Jul 12th, 2003, 9:18am
Having a hairy horned catipillar bite me in the neck would certainly do the trick for me.
What say you Coots?  ;)

Suzy

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by jonny on Jul 12th, 2003, 1:22pm

on 07/12/03 at 05:14:54, ave wrote:
E. A spoon ful of oil every day at bedtime


Oh sure Ave, I just love waking up in a puddle of shit every morning....LMMFYBO ;D ;D ;D

.......................jonny :D

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by stevegeebe on Jul 12th, 2003, 2:32pm
Jonny,
Funny as shit!

Steve G

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by oringkid on Jul 12th, 2003, 5:15pm
For those of you, like me, that can't stand prunes...(unless they are still plums LOL)  Try dried prunes... Taste much better and should work the same.

Ave, for "C" black coffee and a smoke before breakfast... that was my regulator of choice... until I got older and now, I get such wretched acid indigestion from it, I have to have cream and sugar in my first cup to pad it out.... it sucks getting older when your mind stays young.....sigh....

Sherry

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by cootie on Jul 12th, 2003, 5:42pm
besides a cootie buster catipillar bite......there's nuther remedy......draft beer !!! Free poopie cootiepillar'd Pam  ;D

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by Charlie on Jul 12th, 2003, 11:14pm
Stuff containing losts of malt is good. Same effect as some prescription stuff for many.

It's never been a problem for me and I think my epilepsy drugs are responsible.

This thread really moves me.

Charlie

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by Big_Dan on Jul 13th, 2003, 12:21am
.... for the love of all that is holy....

W. T. F. !?

... feel like I've stumbbled into a geriatrics convention.. lol...



-Big Dan

Title: Re: constipation cures
Post by ave on Jul 13th, 2003, 4:42am
What ARE you compaining about - geriatrics conventions??

Calls himself Veteran too!

Us oldies are the besties, I have you know.

And Sherry, you could never EVER be old.

near-knackered ave



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