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(Message started by: jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 7:41pm)

Title: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 7:41pm
This is the ride I get to chill in on the way to the convention.

http://is.freefoto.com/images/20/15/20_15_14_web.jpg

Those of you that are going to meet me dont hold your breath, if all the fat dudes sit one one side im fucked.....LOL ;D

Dont matter, me plane leaves at 6:50 pm so ill be tanked anyways. and I thought jets were a trip....this is going to be a white knuckle ride....PAACCOOOOO!

If I make it it beats a 16 hour drive R/T ;D

...............................jonny

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by CathiP on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:12pm
It is NOT, you big wussy-man!! Listen, give me the name again, of the Havilland, I'll get you a pic.....
and quit worrying so much, Jonny!!
Now, get some rest, and...
HAPPY 4th!!!


BTW- Jonny- are you flying a flag on your flagpole yet?
Did you posta pic? Did I miss it? . ;)

;DCathi


Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:13pm
Ah honey, you are in good hands.  Didn't anyone ever tell ya ... in case of a REAL emergency a prop plane can land anywhere.  Yup ... you are much safer in one of those than a jumbo jet for surviving the flight in the event of a crash landing.  Now, ain't I making ya feel better???? The problem lies in how well ya survive the flight .......... cause the ride can sometimes can pretty bumpy !!!  Just wear you seatbelt the whole time, only fill your glass half full .......... and hang on to your jewels cause they can giggle off to who knows where .......you'll be just fine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by Not4Hire on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:18pm
hey jonny..me ole VietNam buddy always tole me: a twin engine aircraft...in the event of one engine goin' DEAD...will almost always get you to the site of TheCrash......

;D >:( 8)

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by CathiP on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:32pm
You are sooo flippin helpful........
                                             NOT! ;D ;D

Jonny, inhale, exhale, the repeat as necessary....you will be fine.....okay? Nobody'd DARE do anything to ya!!
Now, chill! ;)

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jul 3rd, 2003, 8:33pm
Geez, thanks Not4 !!!!!!!!!!!  I'm never gonna be able to fly in one of those damn things again ............ and how the hell else am I gonna get out of this one hanger town ??????????

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by suzy617 on Jul 3rd, 2003, 9:01pm
Dont feel so bad Jonny, I be scared shit of flying myself. Thats why I take one valium, 2 bloody mary's and dig my nails into Peppy's arm and I'm good to go...I think...  :-/

See ya there in one piece,
Suzy  :-*

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by Charlie on Jul 3rd, 2003, 9:16pm
No kidding Jonny?

Holy cow. I didn't know any of these survived. Thought they were still grounded........

Actually, prop aircraft are the safest.   :o :o :o :o :o

Charlie  8)

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by jonny on Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:53pm

on 07/03/03 at 20:13:48, OneEyeBlind wrote:
Ah honey, you are in good hands.  Didn't anyone ever tell ya ... in case of a REAL emergency a prop plane can land anywhere.  Yup ... you are much safer in one of those than a jumbo jet for surviving the flight in the event of a crash landing.  Now, ain't I making ya feel better???? The problem lies in how well ya survive the flight .......... cause the ride can sometimes can pretty bumpy !!!  Just wear you seatbelt the whole time, only fill your glass half full .......... and hang on to your jewels cause they can giggle off to who knows where .......you'll be just fine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks all for posting but im going with Nancy's post, even though she has me hanging on to me jewels her post is some what comforting. plus my bro (B-52 pilot) tells me that a smaller plane is safer (just sit in the back) cause if it has the right speed and altitude it can glide in for a landing of some kind ;D

Anyone know if they serve drinks on these puddle jumpers? Ill be tanked even before I get on but I need to keep it going, no need to worry about driving cause KOP is driving the land wheels....LMAO....*CHEERS*

Thanks for the replies.

.....................................jonny

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by kim on Jul 3rd, 2003, 11:56pm
Jonny - LOL!  Just have a few drinks and try not to get uptight.... ;D

I flew on oneof those from Miami to Key West....it was only about 20 or so minutes but stinky was TENSE ::)  Okay, so, have a drink (or 20) and don't sit next to fat guy.... ;D

Bumpidybumpidy----------TRASH CAN MAN - LOL - MY LIFE FOR YOU!  Uhhhh, forget what i jes said.......... :D

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by cathy on Jul 4th, 2003, 12:04am

oh jonny roflmao...you gonna get on one of those...make sure you shut the window...don't want your hair getting caught in one of them propellors and making the thing with wings...(would love to call it a plane but...) making an early descent....lol don't worry I'll catch you.....if I miss...it's been nice knowing you.... :-* I think... ;D

Cathy

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by jonny on Jul 4th, 2003, 1:07am

on 07/04/03 at 00:04:16, cathy wrote:
lol don't worry I'll catch you.....if I miss...it's been nice knowing you.... :-* I think... ;D


And you are who?

........................jonny

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by cathy on Jul 4th, 2003, 1:09am

not sure myself, but when I am...you'll be the first to know... :-*

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by cootie on Jul 4th, 2003, 1:13am
Do they still hand crank them propellers......how long they go after they hand wind em........looks like the plane in the pic was outa cranks. You mite wanna bring a 30 pack of Miller Lite on board for your drinkin pleasure.....it's prolly serve yerself......if ya pass out on the plane make sure ya have yer destination stapled to yer shirt and phone number.  ;D ;D ;D  No Fear ya hear ! Pam that is a no fly zone type  ;)

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by Charlie on Jul 4th, 2003, 6:07am
Too bad they don't have films on these puddle jumpers. You'll have to watch "No Highway In the Sky" at home. Nothing like a Jimmy Stewart/ June Allyson/ Jack Hawkins film. Just the thing to help you prepare.   :o

Comin' in on a wing and a prayer Charlie  8)

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by Mark C on Jul 4th, 2003, 5:43pm
http://www.stlukesct.org:81/~mcintirer/flash.swf/plane%20crash.swf

Have a safe trip!
;D    ;D

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by cathy on Jul 4th, 2003, 5:55pm


;D ;D do you happen to have british blood in you that is sooooo sick...lmao... ;D

Jonny if you die I'll kill you, you hear... >:(

Cathy  :-*

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by suzy617 on Jul 4th, 2003, 6:01pm
OMG, I'm sure Jonny feels alot better now.  ;D

suzy

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by don on Jul 4th, 2003, 8:09pm

Quote:
Anyone know if they serve drinks on these puddle jumpers?


Sure they do. Just ask the guy with the leather cap, bulging eyes, scarf and parachute to share his bottle of Scotch.

That would be the pilot! LMMFAO

They gonna be sprayin some crops on the way? LMAO


Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by Wendy the Brit on Jul 4th, 2003, 8:15pm
Nice to know other people are as paranoid as me.
Did you have a series called 'Black Box' on TV in the US. It was all about plane crashes and what caused them. I'm terrified of flying and for some looney reason felt compelled to watch them.

Now I take tranquillisers, alcohol, a nicotine patch and a nicotine inhaler and I could fly without the plane!
Gets me through it though, just can't walk properly the other end!

W the B

Title: Re: Oh Christ!!, watch out below
Post by jonny on Jul 5th, 2003, 12:07pm

on 07/04/03 at 20:09:43, don wrote:
Sure they do. Just ask the guy with the leather cap, bulging eyes, scarf and parachute to share his bottle of Scotch.

That would be the pilot! LMMFAO

They gonna be sprayin some crops on the way? LMAO


Don,

Please tell me this aint the guy your talking about!!!
http://tinyurl.com/g3hq

Oh well, nice knowing y'all ;D

...............................jonny



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