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(Message started by: toader on Jan 25^th, 2004, 11:53am)

Title: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by toader on Jan 25^th, 2004, 11:53am

Verapamil: 240mg 3x/day
Topomax: 200mg 2x/day
Water: 10x normal/day

Result: If I didn't know better, I would have thought a rabbit or small deer moved into the place. Yep, shittin bricks here.

Condition now back up at Asscon 2. Swore off Captain Crunch. Now on fiber diet including branola-twiglets. Wheat bread. Wheat thins. Brown rice. Prune juice cocktails throughout the day. Mangoes, pears, etc.

Comparing the enemas on aisle 12, I'm forced to face the reality of an indefinate seige at Asscon 1. O butt! for a good bowel movement!

<sigh>

Then again, the game "pull my finger" has become an quite an attraction in our house. ::)

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by brad267 on Jan 25^th, 2004, 12:12pm

LMAO!!

Hope everything works its way out...

Brad

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by Stevieray on Jan 25^th, 2004, 1:07pm

I am cornholeo... need t-p for my bung-hole

Don't go into the woods today.... they may mistake you for bambi

Unfortunately I have the same problem.. I just combat it with lots of fresh fruit, veggies and high fiber bread and rye crisps. Lots of water too as the Verap and Lithium make me pee a lot and I get dehydrated quickly.

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by t_h_b on Jan 25^th, 2004, 5:18pm

try taking magnesium.

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by Tiannia on Jan 26^th, 2004, 6:06pm

"if you go out in the woods today, you better not go alone...."

I'm sorry Toader, but after all of the shit you have given me... :o :o
(No pun intended hehe)

You can always try some baby food. It goes right through my son, maybe it will run right through you??

Tiannia

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by brad267 on Jan 26^th, 2004, 9:44pm

Toader,

Thought of you today...... On the can, laughing about Asscon 1 or 2 or 3 (hell, I dunno) I have no idea what the stages meant, AND I DONT WANT TO KNOW...

How's it going bud? Better?

-Brad

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by toader on Jan 26^th, 2004, 11:08pm

Have initiated operation BM (err ... Bulk Magnesium). Movement Detected. Outcome Uncertain.

At this point, it's your typical military operation. Preparing for massive incoming, but in the meantime - alot of hurry up and wait.

Asscon 1, 2, 3 - well, dammit Brad, you're going to find out!!!! It's various levels of constipation. There, I said it. Whew, I'm glad that's over. Now pass the Cheezwhiz. So, who do you gonna think is gonna win the SuperBowl, eh?

In all honesty, it's just poop, right? I mean, I can't be the only clusterhead taking this dope who has ... errr .... issues?

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Ok, well everyone thanks for your advice and concern. Just to have you know, I will be avoiding woodland areas just in case (leaves of 3 - let it be!).

Tia - Baby food, eh? Time for Operation BF!

Title: Re: Third Little Pig Loves Me
Post by Tiannia on Jan 26^th, 2004, 11:29pm

Well if you are crazy enough to try it go for the strained peas and carrots. They really dont taste that bad. But I cant make any claims for the results. The fruits are decent but stay away from the prunes they are NASTY :P....

I wish you luck. Toader.