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(Message started by: Elaine on Mar 29th, 2004, 8:58pm)

Title: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Elaine on Mar 29th, 2004, 8:58pm
This is a repeat but its something to think about when you think of friends.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears

A simple friend thinks the friendship is
over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship
until after you've had a fight.  

A simple friend hates it when you call
after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.  

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.  

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!  

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by jonny on Mar 29th, 2004, 9:08pm
A simple friend wont rat you out when you kill someone.

A real friend will help you bury the body ;;D

...............................jonny

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by TxBasslady on Mar 29th, 2004, 10:48pm
LMFAO.........jonny           :o

Very nice post, Lady E!  and so very true!

Love ya,

Jean


Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Tiannia on Mar 29th, 2004, 11:00pm
A simple friend will help you if you trip and fall...

A real friend will point and laugh at you, then tell you to get the hell up cause you are making a scene...

-Tia

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by cootie on Mar 30th, 2004, 1:11am
VERY NICE E......my girlfriend always tells me....real freinds hold each others hair when they peuk. (we both have long hair) Upchuckable Pam  [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by KingOfPain on Mar 30th, 2004, 2:35am
Nice.

Thank you Elaine.

:)

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Cathi04 on Mar 30th, 2004, 2:50am
Elaine...
Simply put.....
This is real good...
Thank you!

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by suzy617 on Mar 30th, 2004, 4:16am
Very nice Elaine.
Once again...Jonny....LMAO  ;;D

Suzy

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Leesa on Mar 30th, 2004, 2:20pm
Very nice Elaine!! Well done once again dear!!! Words of wisedom from a very wise lady!! Thank you!!!

Jonny, ya made me roll once again bro. Thanks for the laugh!!!
Leesa  ;;D

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by bobkip on Mar 30th, 2004, 2:33pm
A simple friend will tell you to take two aspirin and get over it.
A real friend will leave you the fuck alone 'till you get over it.
Kip
PS E, you are a real friend.

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by cathy on Mar 30th, 2004, 2:54pm
[smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by ZAIRA on Mar 30th, 2004, 3:17pm

A normal friend listens to you only because has 2 ears and talks only because has a mouth. A true friend, on the other hand, has 2 ears and a mouth in order to listen to you more and talk less...... and a true friend says more I LOVE YOU than I'M AFRAID! ;;D

Thanks Elaine (LOL Jonny ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D)!

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by thomas on Mar 30th, 2004, 3:19pm

on 03/29/04 at 21:08:39, jonny wrote:
A simple friend wont rat you out when you kill someone.

A real friend will help you bury the body ;;D

...............................jonny

Damn, I misplaced my shovel......... Hey Bro, can I borrow yours. ;;D

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by jonny on Mar 30th, 2004, 3:23pm

on 03/30/04 at 15:19:24, thomas wrote:
Damn, I misplaced my shovel......... Hey Bro, can I borrow yours. ;;D


Sure, just make sure you bring the lyme...LOL ;;D

...................jonny

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by bobkip on Mar 30th, 2004, 9:43pm
Lyme? Hell, I'll bring lemon and gin. No shoveling tho, this old back won't cut it.
Kip

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Charlie on Mar 30th, 2004, 11:14pm
You're unique Elaine.  

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/VV NICE SIGN.png

Charlie

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Mikey on Mar 31st, 2004, 5:17am
That was very nice E!!

LMAO Jonny!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

A simple friend will go out and get 2 BJs.
A true friend will bring you one back!

Mikey,  ;;D

Title: Re: A simple Friend and a Real friend!
Post by Woobie on Mar 31st, 2004, 11:43am

on 03/31/04 at 05:17:58, Mikey wrote:
That was very nice E!!

LMAO Jonny!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

A simple friend will go out and get 2 BJs.
A true friend will bring you one back!

Mikey,  ;;D




BJ?   ::) LOL

That was nice Elaine.... thank you!

tina :-*



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