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(Message started by: Miklos on Mar 25^th, 2004, 12:23pm)

Title: Droll Troll Details
Post by Miklos on Mar 25^th, 2004, 12:23pm

If posted before, I apologize.

The new Trolling Point System for Trolls has been approved by the Central Troll Committee for Troll Standards and Procedures. The new Troll Point System (TPS) will take effect on October 1, 1999.

Killfile (10 points): Being Killfiled is the highest honor and the most points a Troll can achieve. It represents complete victory and indicates that the Troll has performed on a MASTER TROLL level.

Complaint to Troll's ISP (9 points): While not as good as being killfiled, a complaint to a Troll's ISP indicates that once again the TROLL has struck hard and deep.

Death Threat (8 points): Another indication of a Master Troll at Work. The death threat is firm proof that the Troll has cut to the bone and left his victim (the fish) floundering and gasping for air.

Personal Verbal Attack (7 points): A personal verbal attack on a Troll in response to a trolling post indicates that the Troll has riled and disturbed the fish in question.

Plea to Ignore Troll (6 points: A Plea from a message board member to other group regulars to ignore the Troll in question is a sure sign that the Troll is doing his/her sport with proficiency.

Killfile response (5 points: When a poster who has claimed to have KILLFILED a particular Troll, then responds to another post by the Troll in question, rates a solid 5 points for the Troll's ability to snag a hypocritical fish.

Logical response (4 points): A person who responds to a Troll trying to use logic and reason to rebut a Troll is worth 4 points for such stupidity as to think a Troll cares about what they have to say.

10+ individual responses (3 points): When a post by a Troll gets at least 10+ responses from different individuals.

Positive response (2 points): If a Troll gets a positive response such as ROFLOL: LOL: Great Post, etc.

Any type of response at all. (1 point)

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Superpain on Mar 25^th, 2004, 12:36pm

Cute. I hope you don't mind if I steal that for my other favorite bbs. There really are trolls there!

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by FZfan on Mar 25^th, 2004, 6:37pm

I've never seen it before. I'd like to borrow it also. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Miklos on Mar 26^th, 2004, 10:36am

Copy away to your heart's content. I stole it from Dave Barry's blog (syndicated humor journalist). Lots of entertaining links at his site.

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Luke63 on Mar 26^th, 2004, 11:13am

So....like......are any of us Trolls on here? ;;D Luke

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by cootie on Mar 26^th, 2004, 2:32pm

I think I seena few trolls at Walmart today...I think it is there secret meetin place. What should you do if you meet a troll face to face.......Pam that has no resemblence to trolls except size

(modify'd: I misspell the simplist words)

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Luke63 on Mar 26^th, 2004, 3:09pm

Honey..u got that right..Ive seen a few at wal-mart too!!

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Root on Mar 27^th, 2004, 7:09am

Lets see. You get 3 points if 2 more suckers reply to this post then?

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by cootie on Mar 27^th, 2004, 11:09am

speak fer yourself Rooty tooty ! ;) Pam that's never been a sucker

Title: Re: Droll Troll Details
Post by Miklos on Mar 27^th, 2004, 11:38pm

Hey, I got eight point so far.