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Title: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 19th, 2004, 8:22pm Im getting a yambag lift next week and I'll need some vibes, If I can get enough vibes it might counter act the vibes my welfare alcoholic doctor will be having the morning of the surgery. Shake, rattle and roll?......this dude beats Elvis hands down....thats what im afraid of. If I lose my yam you will be able to find me on the corner of Tremont and State with a Dunkin Doughnuts cup in my hand yelling "Spare change ass-hole" If I make it out with my Yam.....PARTY'S ON!!!!!! See ya in Nashville.....(Mel....Beware...he he he) ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Melissa on Mar 19th, 2004, 8:48pm Jonny, yer a flippin nutcase (literally), LMAO Oh, and... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative3.jpg ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 19th, 2004, 8:51pm At least you take the time to TRY and understand me , Mel......I love you for that. ..............................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by kissmyglass on Mar 19th, 2004, 8:57pm I'm not the praying type but I'll be prayin with all I got that ya stay intact... Kev |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Superpain on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:16pm I'll pray, but what the hell is a "yambag"? |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Mark C on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:28pm on 03/19/04 at 21:16:34, Superpain wrote:
Don't ask.....he might tell ya! LMFYBO! VIBES TO THE KING! [smiley=bow.gif] |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jimbo on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:33pm jonny, if your refering to the big V Been there , done that, At first I was nervous about the clippin ;;D LMAO but it does have its advantages. 1. Pretend you are in alot of pain and your woman will do anything for you for at least 4 days. 2. And you'll be shootin blanks man! Let it fly! ;;D 3. The best part is, is if the nurse sees the MULE and she tells the other nurses about it, maybe a few of them will give it a test ride after your healed up. AKA followup appointment ;) Seeya, One nut Jimbo ROTFLMMFONO ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Charlie on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:34pm The bag.....OUCH. You'll do just fine Jonny and you're in my thoughts and whatnot. Charlie |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Kevin_M on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:45pm on 03/19/04 at 20:22:49, jonny wrote:
jonny, jonny, The old hangin' too low syndrome. Where have you been, ya know they're makin' yambag bras now. Keeps you from knocking them between your knees when you walk. But I see you're going the nip 'n tuck, silicone, botox route. Which picture are you going with, the peach, plum or tomato model. Uh...if you are pming before and after pictures for voting and approval, my new address for e-mail is no.inside.underwear@no.mailbox.com Has yam blockage, forwards all blocked mail to Martha Stewart's prison address. Careful your doc doesn't mess with yam's delivery system. Non-alcoholic beer vibes for your doc. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:46pm OH CHRIST!!!!!.....Im in Charlies thoughts.....LMMFAO ;;D ...........................jonny Thanks Charlie, Really! |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by broomhilda on Mar 19th, 2004, 9:50pm Hummm Jonny I am with Melissa here.... I hope your doc stays sober and doesn't make any slips...oppsssssss lost a bag!!!!!!!!!!!Truly though it would add character believe my I have two friends we call one ball ....... Vibes and prayers to the bag,err family jewels,errr no to you Jonny! ;) Best wishes, Andrea |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Kevin_M on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:00pm jonny, What are you going to do next, tatoo a smily face on it now. ;;D Won't be a faceless punkass then!![smiley=cool2.gif] Kevin M |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by broomhilda on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:18pm LMAO Kevin!!!!!!!!!! Jonny now that I think about it my yam baguettes need lifting any chance at 2 for 1 deal???LOL! :D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Melissa on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:23pm LOL Andrea, can I get in on that one too?? They need some help! :-/ |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by broomhilda on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:24pm A threesome... hey Jonny where are you????? |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Tiannia on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:47pm Sweetie, you are always in my thought, anyway. You always make me smile no matter what hell I am in at the moment. The advice is truthough, no matter what do not do anything for at least 3 days. No matter how good you might feel. Or you will regret it. Anything you need. Let me know. Ill check up on you. /huggs and vibes (sorry pagans dont really pray) Tia |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 19th, 2004, 10:58pm Thanks all of you babes for caring about my yam.......you dudes can go to hell. Ttommorrow I get the drunk Doc with a knife....pray for me all of you. May God have pity on my Yam. ..........................................jonny ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by broomhilda on Mar 19th, 2004, 11:03pm Prayers and vibes to the yam!!!!!! Best wishes, take care and good luck! Andrea |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 19th, 2004, 11:31pm "Dunkin-doughnuts" huh? Does this have anything to do with Mr. Happy. He's always talking about his dough-nuts too. maybe the 2 of you could... aw never mind! Good luck with whatever the hell you're talking about. Love your picture Mel. Very appropriate. lmao LindaH |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Mr.Happy on Mar 19th, 2004, 11:44pm on 03/19/04 at 22:58:05, jonny wrote:
Jon...the Enlargement process is pretty normal these days. There's a bit of a healing period and all........but you'll be up to 4 1/2" in no time. Oyster Clipping ain't so bad, either. It does redefine gravity and stairs for a few days, tho. Well worth the time. Sure beats spawning little miracle cabbages inadvertantly. Oh, yeah..I forgot.........wimmen really dig guys shooting blanks. That's what they told me........... Yamectomy Luck, RJ |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Kevin_M on Mar 19th, 2004, 11:44pm jonny, Sorry, not familiar with the situation. I really don't know what is going on. I'll just stay in the dark. Good luck and, I guess you mentioned a knife in there on the... Hope things work out and the best to you. Sounds like you are taking care of something that needs it. When you mentioned "lift", you lost me there bro. Yep, good vibes. best of results. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 20th, 2004, 12:25am Can I see yer scar ?? Pam that isn't nueter'd Hey.....good luck and don't sneeze durein the process....or better yet hope yer doc don't sneeze or pass out or burp......or get a call on his vibrateing cell phone |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by catlind on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:13am Jonny, you've got all the vibes I can send *picture cat sending Jonny not Jenny vibes* ;) I hope all goes well, and I expect an email letting me know!! I recall someone giving me hell cause I didn't mention a few scalpel details before...... Cat |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Kevin_M on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:56am jonny, More vibes. Though I'm in the dark here, whatever surgery, for whatever need, you got got my concern. I did remember reading something about "blue" yam. Shed some light on progress though. I'm stupid sometimes on reading correctly what is really being said. You got such a crazy humor I don't know what's over my head or a direct hit that I still don't get. Yes, vibes and more vibes. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by pubgirl on Mar 20th, 2004, 4:27am Have I got this? Would "Yam-bagging" be the same as "tea-bagging" which the Director of Ed Wood was talking about on the Graham Norton Show recently? Huge Brit vibes from over the pond to you Jonny. Wendy |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Charlie on Mar 20th, 2004, 4:51am Our secret's out Jonny. I'm thinking about you all the time sweetie. :o http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/CRINGE SMILEY.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by ave on Mar 20th, 2004, 5:05am Hmmmmmm..... You know, after the op, you may get to wear a special throw away surgical supporter, known in the business (over here, that is) as a ball dress, hihihi! Seriously, of course my thoughts are with you. It would not do if a slip of the scalpel marred an area of outstanding natural beauty forever! I'll send some vibes along, presently. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 6:41am LONG LIVE THE YAM!!! I'll see ya when I see ya. ..................................Yam-man ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Donna H. on Mar 20th, 2004, 8:23am Oh jonny, jonny.......I can't help but smile, sorry but I see you walking around for a few days like you have pants full of kaaka. You know, thighs spread out, kind of bent at the knees. But sweetie, you know the vibes are in the air. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by suzy617 on Mar 20th, 2004, 8:30am Good luck with the snip job Jonny. Can we see pics? :o Suzy |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Giovanni on Mar 20th, 2004, 9:33am I'm a spinning the wheel for the Yam-God! ;;D I betcha I'm the only one around here that had two Yam V operations. You'll need a heating pad underneath and an ice pack on top. Soft music will help drown out the moans. john |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Woobie on Mar 20th, 2004, 10:02am http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics3/uncle_bob.jpg http://hometown.aol.com/questionreligion/images/t-vasectomy.jpg LOL - jonny - all the vibes I got comin at ya..... may your yam be well! tina |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Giovanni on Mar 20th, 2004, 10:11am Oh, I forgot to mention some post surgical things you'll need: 1. Donut (the kind you blow up). Carry this around with you for a week or so. 2. Wheel Barrel. For walking Don't be distress because of the color change--it won't fall off. Mr. Prize Bull would be Proud of what you're going to look like a few days after. John ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Jayne on Mar 20th, 2004, 11:44am I always said you were all mouth and no balls Jonny... I love it when I am right!!!!! Good luck love, I will send you a fan so you can waft your yams. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Roxy on Mar 20th, 2004, 11:59am jonny, just ignore the color change, and get the ice bags ready. Unfortunately, the swelling will go down, and your balls won't be that big forever..... :) Vibes sweetie....you'll be good as new before too long. T |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 20th, 2004, 12:49pm I can't wait to here his new saprano voice ! La-la-la-la-la Pam |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 12:49pm VASECTOMY? You people are whacked out crazy!!! I cant believe anyone would believe those posts....LMMFAO ;;D Cant a guy have alittle fun without you nut jobs getting serious? thanks for the concern but NOONE will ever come at the Mule&Yam with a knife. Damn!!!, I should be a snakeoil salesman....LMMFYBO ;;D ................................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Alan on Mar 20th, 2004, 12:49pm Jonny, I just now got back from the FedEx drop off. I sent your doctor a fifth each of rum, scotch and whiskey. Plus for good measure I threw in a case of beer. Just lookin out for you bro. No need to thank me. Hey - what are friends for? The Douche Bag. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 12:53pm on 03/20/04 at 12:49:41, Alan wrote:
Call and have it re-directed to my house you douche bag.....LMMFAO ;;D ..........................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:16pm Hey what about my discount coupons for a boob job your doc promised when done with you ? 2 for 1 Pam |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:20pm on 03/20/04 at 13:16:38, cootie wrote:
Ill buy you those gel in the bag bra inserts, Hell, at least they wont kill ya ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:22pm on 03/20/04 at 04:51:04, Charlie wrote:
Damn you, Damn you to hell, Charlie!!! Now they all know ;;D ........................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Jayne on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:22pm exactly my point Jonny....all talk and no balls!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:24pm on 03/20/04 at 13:22:26, Jayne wrote:
All you have to do is e-mail a friend of ours to find out Jayne. Or you could just wait till Nashville and find out for yourself ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:27pm Oh yeah....the unimplanated implanted bra silicone jobbies. The kind I can use as weapons of mass distruction if I get pissed enuff. Splat......here take that Pam |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Alan on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:32pm Just wait until Jonny's 'real' secret get's out...... all those tattoo's are really just those Peel-N-Stick kind. He has to put new ones on after every shower. Oooppps, is the cat out of the bag now? Alan |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:34pm on 03/20/04 at 13:32:12, Alan wrote:
Good try Bro, but your talkin to the wrong folks....Ive met most of them in person more than once....LOL ;;D Try again ;;D ..........................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Jayne on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:36pm Nah Jonny...... I don't need to see your saggy brains thank you very much!! :o |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 1:44pm on 03/20/04 at 13:36:12, Jayne wrote:
Ahhhh, good one Jayne ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by BobG on Mar 20th, 2004, 2:53pm 2 words.............. Ice Pack ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 20th, 2004, 2:55pm Peel and stick tattoo's.....can you imagine 'how long that'd take with so many'......I'd hold up the bathroom for at least 5 hours myself Pam |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 2:59pm on 03/20/04 at 14:53:35, BobG wrote:
That would be excelent advice Bob, but maybe you should re-read the thread. I love this, I post fucking around and someone posts "Vasectomy" and the whole thread goes there even though I never said that.....LMMFAO ;;D ............................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by BobG on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:21pm Hmmm....now I more confused than ever. You're right about the replys.............happens all the time. Someone posts a message on one subject and within 2 replys its off on another completely unrelated subject. I have to go lie down now. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: ewRe: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Ree on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:27pm ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww would you be needing a yam bag lift because you havent been using those and they are falling off....................hehehe sorry buddy I just had to... ree who isnt getting any either...........hehe |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Luke63 on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:37pm You are all cooked..WELL-DONE...Stick in the Fork!!! Keeps my mind off of stupid ass shadows......Luke |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Kevin_M on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:39pm on 03/19/04 at 23:44:47, Kevin_M wrote:
So now someone just turned on the lights. At least I was smart enough to say I was STUPID!!! I thought I was right at first, then I still thought I was right, then.... SOMEBODY'S PUNKASS was going for the OSCAR and swayed my initial thoughts. My sense of humor just woke up again!!! Jayne's right, I was concerned about you havin' BRAIN SURGERY!!! (quote) I'm stupid sometimes on reading correctly what is really being said. You got such a crazy humor I don't know what's over my head or a direct hit. This was me being correctly STUPID. Crazy sense of humor???? I THOUGHT so. [smiley=gocrazy.gif] Your punkass is going to get fried. [smiley=wave.gif] Yeah, I'll be sending vibes, ALONG WITH THE WHOLE PIANO. If that's ok with Charlie ;;D I know you're still laughing about it too. Soooooooooo... I take you have a sense of humor. YOU BETTER!!! [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] Kevin M |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by juvy on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:44pm Jonny vibes your way, here to hoping you don't come out a Eunich. :P Juvy |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by jonny on Mar 20th, 2004, 3:47pm Kevin, You are the only one that more or less said "What the fuck is going on".....LMAO Someone else was telling me what operation I was getting ;;D If there was a winner in all this it would be you dude for being confused. .....................................jonny |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Peppermint on Mar 20th, 2004, 9:23pm DAMn Jonny... Here I was clearing out my email. I guess there'll be no new pics to circulate ....ROTFFLMAO... Man, you're good. Oh, wait, I almost forgot.. **VIBES** [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Leesa on Mar 20th, 2004, 10:33pm VIBES bro keep the "mule" well hid though dont want your female fans disappointed ya know ;) Got the mojo going for ya!!! Leesa ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Charlie on Mar 20th, 2004, 11:06pm Actually we're glad whatever this fantasy was wasn't the real deal.... It was so much fun for us to hope though Jonny.... ;;D Hehehe. Charlie |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by brain_cramps on Mar 21st, 2004, 12:55am i kinda figured a vasectomy would be a waste of time... << A male donkey (jackass or jack) can be crossed with a female horse to produce a mule and a male horse crossed with a female donkey (jennet or jenny) to produce a hinny. These hybrids are almost always sterile due to the fact that horses have 64 chromosomes and donkeys have 62, producing offspring with 63 chromosomes. >> ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by cootie on Mar 21st, 2004, 3:13am Ahhh...... well hid......disappointed ? Girls....whaddya say on this one ??? Had ta be there Pam |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by t_h_b on Mar 21st, 2004, 2:23pm Jonny, if you do ever have Yam bag surgery, let me suggest this: http://www.neuticles.com/ They supposedly have a 100% success rate. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by kim on Mar 21st, 2004, 2:46pm well, you have my vibes and sorry bowt your toe. Try an anti-fungal. |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by UN_SOLVED on Mar 21st, 2004, 3:04pm Sorry Johnny Weather you're having it done or not, I don't pray or send 'vibes' to anyone else's YAMBAG !! LOL Unsolved |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by sandie99 on Mar 22nd, 2004, 4:39am Vibes are one the way.... or whatever. ;;D |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by tnpruby on Mar 22nd, 2004, 8:05am Hey Jonny, you will be fine, I have a few guy friends that went through this and the Sex, well now, you will find out...All the positive energy and best to you...rock on w/ your bad self. 8) Toni..... |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by thomas on Mar 22nd, 2004, 10:47am So is the lift to remove the wrinkles? ;;D Did you try vanishing cream first? |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by Giovanni on Mar 22nd, 2004, 11:59am Sex Change? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: OMG, I need your prayers so much!!! Post by ckelly181 on Mar 22nd, 2004, 3:14pm So, here is how I figured out the true meaning of yambags... http://www.unclemelon.com/first_time.html For the slow among us. Chris |
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