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(Message started by: Alan on Mar 2nd, 2004, 8:37pm)

Title: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Alan on Mar 2nd, 2004, 8:37pm
Headache-free people frequently ask Cluster Head people what they do to make their PF days interesting and memorable. I just thought you might like to see what happened to me last week......

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse shit.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't give a shit. My car was parked around the corner.  I try to have a little fun each day. It's important to have fun when you aren’t in the throws of a headache.  ;;D


Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by BobG on Mar 2nd, 2004, 8:41pm
ROTFLMAO  [smiley=crackup.gif]

Thanks Alan.

Are you the Alan that was here a long time ago?

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:57am
That's a great one Alan. I can hardly wait to see a nice policeman writing a ticket..... This board is so INFORMATIVE...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Woobie on Mar 3rd, 2004, 6:11am
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Gena on Mar 3rd, 2004, 8:43am
:D I really needed a good chuckle this morning [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by minnie on Mar 3rd, 2004, 9:09am
    Hi all,I'm not a clusterhead but I thought I'd tell you what happened to me last week.I went downtown shopping and stayed in the store too long.went to get in my car and theres like 15 tickets  [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]. I couldn't believe it they ranged from bald tires to bad attitude and wrong color car  [smiley=mad.gif].I couldn't figure out why they were written with such an obvious bad attitude.When I got home Billy asked if I argued with the cop [smiley=argue.gif] .I told him the guy was gone when I got there.thanks alan now I know    ;)
  just kidding I always want to here how clusterheads spend there pain free time.I hope one day that you all only have pfdan.
                           Minnie

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Tiannia on Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:44am
hehe that was cute.

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Alan on Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:55am
Bob,

Yup, same 'ol Alan from the old board.  Just took a bit of a break.

Unless that is if I owe you money....... then sorry - you must have the wrong Alan.


:)

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:09pm
Welcome home -- hope you enjoyed your vacation.. now get to work... We left all your chores undone....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Belle on Mar 3rd, 2004, 3:32pm
That was beautiful!

Belle
 ::)

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by jonny on Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:02pm
Its about time you posted....I put the boots to ya two damn days ago about posting ;;D

PS:...Its in the mail, there by Saturday ;;D

..........................jonny

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:52pm
Hey Alan?

"what clusterheads do on a PF day?"    I'll get back to you when I have one.

In the mean-time...I DO seem to remember you(scratching head here)  hmmmmm.    oh YEAH.!!!  I remember now.   You were the one who was gonna lay down in front of a bus-load of tourists in front of the GSK building in protest of high prices of Imitrex.  !!!

   "GO ALAN.   GO ALAN... GO ALAN...."

          right?


   So...........how'd that go?


LindaH






Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by ZAIRA on Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:57pm

Thanks for the laugh, Alan....  [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 3rd, 2004, 4:59pm
Hey mastiff???


    I just may need you to send me the gif of your Cheer-leader..It seems it may be needed here more these days..



ree'ree'ree.
kickem-in-the-knee.

rah-rah rass.

kick-em in the other knee.


(apologies to serious cheer-leaders everywhere)  


                NOT!

Not even signing my name to this lmao too hard.





Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Alan on Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:11pm
Linda,

I did lay down in front of the bus.  Why do you think I had to take all this time off?

Damn, I still hurt!   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by jonny on Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:16pm
Hows it feel to hear on the radio that they are putting the boots to the top guy at WorldCom? ;;D

..............................jonny

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:17pm


 I thought so!!!!!!!!!!!

  My blondeness, not withstanding I do remember you hon.
Hope the scars are healing.  I am wishing you luck in your next trial by fire.  Right there with ya hon.


  LindaH

   

Title: [smiley=Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by Mikey on Mar 3rd, 2004, 5:24pm
LMMFAO Alan!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Sounds like something i would do...hehehe [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Mikey,  ;;D

Title: Re: What Clusterheads do on a PF day.....
Post by BarbaraD on Mar 3rd, 2004, 7:18pm
And we got him in TOUCH.  Alan, quit whinning - you know it only hurts when you laugh....

Did anyone mention - we elected you Chairman of Protests, Riots and other fun things in Texas. ;;D

Hugs BD



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