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(Message started by: Cerberus on Feb 14th, 2004, 12:39am)

Title: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Cerberus on Feb 14th, 2004, 12:39am
Insert choice of loud obnoxious alarm ( here)
Add choice of flashing light color ( here)


BATTLE STATIONS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS!

Insert Irony Here:
 Intelligence Reports Gathered indicates that as of 4:00p.m. (CST) on Friday the 13th 2004 All Positions Held By the Ground Round will disengage the enemy and STAND DOWN! Negotiations Have failed and casualties are at an all time high. All remaining personnel unaccounted for shall be abandoned.
 
REPEAT:All Positions Held By the Ground Round will disengage the enemy and STAND DOWN! All remaining personnel unaccounted for shall be abandoned.

** Starfleet Transmission Priority1/security code Alpha**

TO: Captain R.D. Brown UssCerebus NCC-1968:
The Cerberus is ordered to proceed directly back to spacedock for de-classification and re-assignmet... All wargames conducted beyond the neutral zone have been aborted and all covert action denied... proceed with extreme caution.

God Speed! Admiral T. Widner
             ** END TRANSMISSION**


Yep ......corporate went belly up. I am unemployed. No garantee of pay for time served in any way. >:( >:(

So, How was YOUR day?! [smiley=bash.gif]


FUCK ME RUNNIN! >:(
Ramon

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Mr.Happy on Feb 14th, 2004, 1:08am
Well damn, Cappy......that's a real pickker upper, and no doubt about it. So Woobs works double shifts, and you develop a successful career as a rag picker out behind the food store.

Dontcha just love the new millennia,
RJ

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Cerberus on Feb 14th, 2004, 1:35am
Well that settles it...

I am no longer using my powers for good and turning to a life of crime. >:(

Ramon

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by TxBasslady on Feb 14th, 2004, 1:59am

on 02/14/04 at 00:39:48, Cerberus wrote:
Yep ......corporate went belly up. I am unemployed. No garantee of pay for time served in any way.



          [smiley=yikes.gif]............say it ain't so    

Good holy grief!!!!!!!!!!            >:(

Jean

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Charlie on Feb 14th, 2004, 5:10am
Damn. Ya never get a break. Sorry you got caught in a St. Valentines Day massacre.  

Really sucks.

The silver lining of course is that George says sending all the jobs to India and Aruba is good for the economy.

More important to spend our money and energy on laws relating to anti-gay marriage, obscenity, abstinence, and other ridiculous wastes of time. This shit doesn't need the attention or wisdom of our half wit legislators. More than a billion and a half for abstinence. That's sick....from here, it's criminal. I guess it's okay for guys like Ramon to lose their jobs though.

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/MAD CROWD.gif

Wish I knew how to help.

Charlie


Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by bobkip on Feb 14th, 2004, 7:19am
Well shit! Looks like the bean counters struck again. I was lucky enough to survive 38 years and retire but even my pension is subject to the folly of the BOD and govt. meddling.
Kip

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Cerberus on Feb 14th, 2004, 9:15am

on 02/14/04 at 01:08:11, Mr.Happy wrote:
Well damn, Cappy......that's a real pickker upper, and no doubt about it. So Woobs works double shifts, and you develop a successful career as a rag picker out behind the food store.

Dontcha just love the new millennia,
RJ



HEY JONES!   BITE YOUR KEYBOARD!   I will NOT work double shifts !!!!

This sucks - but we'll be ok.  Always have been - always will be.

And WOW - I wonder how long that took Ramon to make all that Starfleet Startrek shit up!   Pardon HIM!


Happy Valentines Day everyone - and Happy Birthday Chuckie poo!

tina

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Opus on Feb 14th, 2004, 9:37am
"Sounds more like the goddam Spanish Inquisition." -- McCoy

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Woobie on Feb 14th, 2004, 9:49am
LMAO Opus!!!!!!!    ;;D

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Mastifflvr28 on Feb 14th, 2004, 10:13am
Awww Cereb, I'm so sorry.
Vibes goin up to you and woobs,
Mast

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Gena on Feb 14th, 2004, 10:34am
Cerberus what is it that you do?


Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by JDH on Feb 14th, 2004, 11:26am
Ramon, as good of an artist as you are there's got to be a way to make a living at it. Maybe this is your chance to give it a shot.
good luck to you,

Jim

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by ozzman on Feb 14th, 2004, 2:27pm
Damn Ramon,

You dodge one and fall right smack in the middle of another one!

Things *will* work out, save your powers for good, no need to start a new life as a villain...


Ozzy

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by 9erfan on Feb 14th, 2004, 4:07pm
Geez, sorry to hear this Ramon. That sucks!  I've been there, I understand.

Try to not think about it for today and just enjoy Valentine's Day with Woobs.

Monday is a new day!  Sending positive-employment-vibes your way!

Ginny

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by forgetfulnot on Feb 14th, 2004, 6:01pm
HMMMMMM Is EDS at there old tricks again, maybey not them but it has that smell to it. Goerge is really taking care of us ain't he. It's all about them nucular things ya know.

Lee

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Sean_C on Feb 14th, 2004, 10:30pm
Gena,

Ramon was a "diesel fitta" with his brother. He and his brother used to work in the elastic department in the womens panty section of Walmart's fabrication and design department. See, they are the ones who put the elastic in the panty's and made sure they are up to the Company's specifications.

The way it worked was Ramon's brother would install the elastic on the Panty and Ramon would always try the Panty's on, if he thought they were up to code he would always reply, yupp....."diesel fitta" and they would get packaged and shipped to the appropriate location. Hence "these will fit her" somehow became "diesel fitta" and thats how he got his title respectively.

Hope this helped ;;D ;;D ;;D ;

Wishing all PFDAN

Sean

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by 9erfan on Feb 14th, 2004, 11:47pm
You're a nut Sean C! LMAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by gore2424 on Feb 15th, 2004, 12:02am
Sorry to hear that Ramon. BTDT  I was layed off last year cause of staff reduction. I am confused I worked as an
Auto Parts Conterman for over 20 years. But should of stayed in one place. Highest bidder always got me lol.

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by jonny on Feb 15th, 2004, 12:15am
Aye cap'in, all hands on deck!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/yr439

I know it aint much bro but ill pay ya $200 to tattoo that on me.

Wishing you the best my friend!!!!

..........................jonny

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by Cerberus on Feb 15th, 2004, 1:31am
You Guys are the greatest.....I love you all!

Thanks for all the support you have shown Woobie and me. There is a special place in our hearts for you forever.

Jonny......I can't actually do the tattoo itself (no equipment) but I can do the flash with that as the subject.......and even better, with waaaay more detail and realism! If yer interested,I'll get to work on it soon. I have several requests for flash design in progress as well as a collaborative drawing with Zaira......yet to complete( taking my time on that one I don't want to screw it up). For you, Jonny I'll do it for free. Cause I got love in my heart for you and the rest of the family.

Outsiders will pay for my work. ;)

Thanks again, and all of my best to each and every one of you. You all have saved my life on more than one occasion. Even if you didn't know it.

Ramon :'( :)

Title: Re: ALL HANDS ON DECK! BATTLE STATIONS!
Post by jonny on Feb 15th, 2004, 11:33am
Dude,

Work that piece "Bus" style, Im really intrested in seeing what you come up with!

Go Bus Go!!!!!

..........................jonny



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