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Title: Roses are Red... Post by Donna_D. on Feb 13th, 2004, 3:33pm Group Participation Time!!! Break out your feather quills, put on your thinking caps, turn the lights down low, and give us a sample of your best Roses are Red poem. Original or borrowed, Doesn't matter to me. I just want to see some Valentine's Day Poetry!! Now get busy! Let's have some FUN TODAY!!!! Donna D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by thomas on Feb 13th, 2004, 3:41pm Roses are red Violets are blue My Scotch tastes good And so do you. lmao [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=heart.gif] |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Kevin_M on Feb 13th, 2004, 3:42pm Roses are red You're stuck in my head But not in my bed So Violet will do. |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Woobie on Feb 13th, 2004, 3:57pm LOL LOL - Brings back some Davenport memories Norm (river_rat) said this to his wife...... Roses are red Violets are Blue You're my bitch And I love you! It was classic! |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by JDH on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:12pm Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. Jim |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:14pm Lizzie is swooning over this very intimate poem..... :-X on 02/13/04 at 16:12:04, JDH wrote:
but can't do much better: Roses are read.... Violets are knot.... Do you like to read When you sit on the pot? |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jonny on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:14pm There once was a man from Nantucket Who's c--k was so big he could s--k it What do I win? .......................;;D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by TxBasslady on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:18pm Rose's are red Kevin is blue.... Thomas is sweet And so are you ! Violets are blue, Cause Randy is red....... He's very upset Noone's in his bed ! Jean |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by TxBasslady on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:20pm LMFAO......................jonny [smiley=crackup.gif] Jean |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by thomas on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:20pm on 02/13/04 at 16:14:35, jonny wrote:
Dude, you've got to put the rest of it on lmfao. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jonny on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:25pm He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin If my ear were a c--nt I'd fuck it. SO!!!, what do I win? .......................;;D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by kissmyglass on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:28pm Jonny, I thought you were from Boston? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by thomas on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:32pm Here's to you, here's to me may best of friends, we always be But, if ever we should disagree Fuck you, here's to me. |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jonny on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:37pm on 02/13/04 at 16:28:44, kissmyglass wrote:
I am, but I vacation on the Island with my pal John Fitzgerald Kerry ;;D Opps...late entry lick my hose, dont lick my hose Lick my hose or ill break your fucking nose LMMFYBO!!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by bobkip on Feb 13th, 2004, 4:53pm Roses are red, violets ain't Wehn you see my ...., yer gonna faint. There was an old clusterhead from Florida Who thought he'd voted for Al Gorda But the chads were ahangin So his head he wsa bangin Cause to Bush the race was awarda Roses are red And roses smell nice Give her a dozen But don't look at the price Kip |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Miklos on Feb 13th, 2004, 5:12pm One for the wimmins: Valentines Day's coming, my heart is askew. Last year I got candy from three different guys, Since then my jeans have upped more than one size. General purpose: If you'll show me yours, I'll show you mine. |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Woobie on Feb 13th, 2004, 5:28pm on 02/13/04 at 16:14:35, jonny wrote:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [smiley=hurl.gif] If you could do that - WHY would you leave the house - EVER? LMAO!! |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by echo on Feb 13th, 2004, 5:41pm Roses are red Violets are purple Sugar is sweet and so is maple syrple |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Kevin_M on Feb 13th, 2004, 5:53pm on 02/13/04 at 17:41:07, echo wrote:
Now that cracked me up! Sounds like that third pint 'o bourbon version. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by cathy on Feb 13th, 2004, 6:23pm I am a little cabbage I cut myself in two I give my leaves unto my friends But give my heart to you..... [smiley=heart.gif] Jonny you don't win nothing! well actually if you don't win nothing then you must win something....I think... Cathy |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Big_Dan on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:16pm Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two lap dances later, And I've got blue, too. -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Mr.Happy on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:22pm Life is ephemeral, Like a quick PC scan. Given my choices, I'm nailin' Big Dan....... Big Deal, RJ |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by KingOfPain on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:37pm Roses are red Violets are blue Candy is sweet..... Oh,do I have a lollipop for you! :o :-[ Roses are red Violets are blue You don't love me..... So I boo hoo. :'( Roses are red Violets are blue CH is my torment...... Hey beast, F*CK YOU! >:( Roses are red Violets are blue O2 is helpful...... Try some, won't you? ;) Roses are red Violets are blue What I have to offer..... Is support for all of you. :) Roses are red Violets are Blue Without you around...... I am blue too. :( Roses are red Violets are blue Thanks Donna for the thread........ Should be a fun thing to do. [smiley=laugh.gif] Roses are red Violets are blue These are quite silly...... So I guess I am through. ::) (for now) |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Kevin_M on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:38pm on 02/13/04 at 19:22:27, Mr.Happy wrote:
I am still laughing. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by pubgirl on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:46pm Roses are red Violets are blue A mule's is too big A donkey's will do |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by KingOfPain on Feb 13th, 2004, 7:48pm on 02/13/04 at 19:46:59, pubgirl wrote:
LMAO! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jonny on Feb 13th, 2004, 8:00pm I missed you so much That I begged you to fly into see me You must have broke down cause you said that you would But now that your here I feel like im constantly dreaming Cause somethings got to go wrong, cause im feeling way to good ........................................jonny (Nickleback) |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by pubgirl on Feb 13th, 2004, 8:03pm Hey Jonny, are you feeling alright? That was rather lovely :D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Gena on Feb 13th, 2004, 8:04pm Roses are red Violets are blue I think having CH's suck How about You! Gena |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jimbo on Feb 13th, 2004, 9:34pm T'was the night before Christmas, "Oh Fuck! wrong holiday. "Sorry" LMAO Violets are pricey Roses are thorny I can't afford violets But my broke ass is horny! ;;D WAAASSSUUUPPP [smiley=laugh.gif] Seeya Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Paigelle on Feb 13th, 2004, 11:50pm Roses are Red You can plant them in a bucket I can't write poetry So I say fuck it!!!!! Paige |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Kevin_M on Feb 14th, 2004, 12:36am Red are those roses Sniffed through our noses And sweet wild violets might do. If I forgot all about you Bringing a cactus would find me Checking in the toe of my shoe. |
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Title: Damned posies Post by Mr.Happy on Feb 14th, 2004, 1:15am Roses are red, Violets are black, Fuck all this foreplay, And lay on your back. Burma Shave, RJ |
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Title: Re: Damned posies Post by Kevin_M on Feb 14th, 2004, 1:19am on 02/14/04 at 01:15:02, Mr.Happy wrote:
I CANNOT believe you. That KILLED ME!! Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by bobkip on Feb 14th, 2004, 6:59am Roses are red Or so it's been said If I give you a dozen Will you get iin my bed Roses are red I don't give a damn I'd rather sit down to Fried eggs and ham. Donna, you've created a monster. :) Kip |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by brad267 on Feb 14th, 2004, 3:58pm I found all these. I'm not creative at all... Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. And so are they That send you this And when we meet We'll have a kiss -The original poem Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What the hell happened to you? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Garbage gets dumped, And so do you. Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't Roses are red, Green is the grass, Four words for you: Kiss my … Roses are red, Azaleas are pink, Diamonds sparkle, And Backstreet Boys stink Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like a monkey, Go live in a zoo Roses are red, Violets are blue, When I look at you, I need a brew. Violets are blue, Roses are red. If your husband finds us, We'll both be dead. Roses are black, Black as a stealth. Quit looking at me, And play with yourself. Roses are red, And aliens are cool. But ya better watch out, They're everywhere, fool Roses are red, Violets are black. Why is your chest As flat as your back? Roses are red, Violets are gold, Why wear a bra, When nothing to hold. And... MY FIRST TIME The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her an I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft HEr legs so fine I ran my fingers Up and down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread He two legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a COW! -Brad |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Big_Dan on Feb 14th, 2004, 4:01pm Elaine might like this one... Roses are red, Violets are blue, Take out them dentures, Have I got a job for you. ;;D -Big Grin |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Kevin_M on Feb 14th, 2004, 4:15pm Is there some talented scratch-n-sniff humor in this bunch or what. This thread is a classic keeper. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Paigelle on Feb 14th, 2004, 4:28pm on 02/14/04 at 16:01:21, Big_Dan wrote:
LMAO!!!!!! But shouldn't the big grin be toothless? |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by stevegeebe on Feb 14th, 2004, 4:33pm Roses are red So it is said What I want to see now is the top of your head. Steve piG |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Donna_D. on Feb 15th, 2004, 3:47pm Violets are Blue. I expected such smut, From perverts like you!! Donna |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by BarbaraD on Feb 15th, 2004, 5:26pm Roses are red Violets are blue Today I'm pain free Hope you are too...... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Big_Dan on Feb 15th, 2004, 5:52pm Barbara... Quit ruining our raunchy fun with your good tidings and whatnot.... ;;D -Big Dan |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Elaine on Feb 15th, 2004, 6:25pm HA HA DAN! Roses are red Violets are Blue Big Dan your ass is grass Next time I see you ! :D |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by jonny on Feb 15th, 2004, 6:43pm Roses are red Violets are blue Can someone spare some teef glue ;;D http://tinyurl.com/o2qe |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by Elaine on Feb 15th, 2004, 8:02pm Roses are Red ! Violets are blue You guys have got me LMFAO! |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by BarbaraD on Feb 16th, 2004, 3:29pm Sorry Dan - don't know whatever got into me..... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: Roses are Red... Post by thomas on Feb 16th, 2004, 3:32pm a, e, i, o, u el boro sabe mas que tu. |
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