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Title: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:42am OK....it's been a couple days now and I've read all the posts and looked at all the pictures. I think it's time to tell the truth on this gathering. It makes me feel bad that those not able to attend feel like they missed a good time. Remember I was there so I know the REAL deal. First off.....It was a terrible, boring and uneventful gathering. Clusterheads do not really like each other. All that hugging and crying was fake. They have nothing to talk about and no experiences to share. They don't care crap about each other and wouldn't reach out a helping hand no matter what another clusterhead needed. I've never seen such a bunch of selfish, uncaring people in my life. Another thing....they don't smoke or drink. Those booze bottles and ash trays on the tables were from another group on the other side of the atrium. Clusterheads are not witty folks either....what the hell would they have to laugh about anyway. Those smiling/happy pictures were all put on....they tried to look like they were having fun but they really weren't. Oh....did I mention they give lousy hugs.... Now for the next truth.....There really isn't a Blake. I picked that dude up on my way to Davenport. I found him on the south side of Chicago....would have made to the hotel sooner but it took me some doing to get him cleaned up and clued in on what cluster headaches were all about. Now.....I can give you more truths on individuals if you're interested..... Jacks 8) How am I doing, Den.....not one smiley face! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by catlind on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:50am Something tells me that a truth on me would be dangerous LOL. Jacks forgot to mention the lack of hospitality on the part of some of the clusterheads and supporters there. Particularly her own...she didn't really get a wonderful spread of horses doovers for everyone on Sat. night, that was a buffet meal the hotel put out for the Salvation Army Ministers ;) And saying goodbye isn't all that hard, the watery stuff in my eyes in that one pic is cause of the chlorine from the pool. Our secret is out now, guess everyone knows what we are like... A picture is worth a thousand words, even if they're not yer own. Cat |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:50am Yeah, what she said. I don't know why I'm agreeing with her, she's THE MOST disagreeable woman I've ever met, cruel and heartless...... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:00am OK....now here's the real deal on Cat.... The poor woman isn't really very smart. I have NO idea who writes those posts for her but it AIN'T her. If you all let her keep working with these doctors and hospitals you're all gonna be in deep shit. She can't work a computer either......her kids aren't cute at all and her husband, Clark, is a real piece of work...looks terrible and is really rude.... I'm sure I forgot something so may have to modify this post later..... Jacks 8) I knew I'd have to modify this post.....I forgot to mention that Cat DOES NOT have beautiful cat eyes!! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:02am on 01/13/04 at 08:42:47, Jackie wrote:
Now how are you gonna do that, folks she spent most of her time in the bar with this dude from Chicago, that she tried to tell us was Blake, I think she may have walked through the atrium once or twice to get cigs from her room, and it was always something like "Get the fuck outta my way, would ya' " or "Piss off clusterfuck" |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Woobie on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:04am on 01/13/04 at 08:42:47, Jackie wrote:
LMAO!! Jackie .... all that alcohol and the ashtrays were probably from those pesky Salvation Army Ministers.. LMAO!! [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:07am Well Thomas...you just had to open your trap didn't ya... Sooooo.....here's the deal on Thomas. He's cold as a stone...his heart is so little a surgeon would have a hard time finding it. I tried to spend some time with him but it was a tough job as he wasn't very friendly and was terribly hard to talk to... Oh....and he gives TERRIBLE hugs. OK..who's next? Jacks 8) Damn, Den....this is hard without smilies... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:30am Ahhhhh, Woobie....thanks for posting on this thread...it serves as a reminder... Now for the scoop on Woobie and Ramon... I have no idea why everyone is thanking Woobie....she didn't do a damn thing but sit on her butt all weekend. She acted soooooo excited to see this bunch of clusterheads but then all she did was fuss about them. She never laughs and isn't one bit sweet. When we all left she went, "whew, thank goodness that's over" Now Ramon...there's a piece of work. He's a real loud mouth. I tried to ignore him but would hear something out of him from time to time...it was never anything funny or profound either. As to his art talent....shit, some other artist drew all those. I saw him pull the pictures out of the back of his sketch book. Oh and their kids where not cute at all....Nope. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by JDH on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:06am Hey Jackie you forgot to mention what a wallflower that Blake guy you picked up was. Next time find someone who has a little life left in them. ;;D Seriously folks, this is one classy lady/supporter and it was a pleasure to meet her and Blake....and ya'll better make it to the convention or I'm heading through South Bend on the way. Jim |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:11am on 01/13/04 at 10:06:48, JDH wrote:
That Budweiser has rotted your brain son.......... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Gena on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:12am on 01/13/04 at 10:11:22, thomas wrote:
Man se going to get you now :o |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Mark C on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:14am ;) ;;D |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BruceD on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:17am Hey, don't forget about that farse "Big Dan". Actually the guy is only about 5 feet tall and can't weight more than 90 pounds soaking wet. He's also one of the most bitter, somber, and serious guys I've ever had the displeasure to meet. Also, those beer bottles in front of him in some of the pictures weren't because he drank them (he's a tea totaler) they were actually just because he collected them & liked to throw them at the kids in the pool. Heartless bugger! BruceD PS. Nice idea for a thread Jacks |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:23am Yep, JDH.....I should have picked up a guy with some spunk. But...what's a gal gonna do on such short notice. OK gang....here's the skinny on JDH and his wife... JDH NEVER smiles!!!!! He is not a happy guy and was bored to tears all weekend. He told me on the sly that he didn't enjoy the weekend at all and never planned to attend another clusterhead function. His wife wasn't happy either...never smiled or visited with anyone.... but what do you expect....living with the likes of JDH. She and I tried to have a little conversation about being supporters but neither one of us are that interested in it so that conversation didn't go very far. I tried to hug them bye on Sunday ... couldn't get anything but a wave...oh well If I can find a better date for Nashville I might try to go... Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by JDH on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:30am on 01/13/04 at 10:11:22, thomas wrote:
LMAO Thomas! Yer right...Budweiser, sauerkraut pizza and watching the Rams this year has killed off most of my brain cells. Jim |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:32am Ahhhhhh, Gena....thanks for sticking your head up.... Let me tell you all a little something on Gena..... She is reserved, timid, quiet and shy....and she DOES NOT like beer. Don't be fooled by that tat picture....it's not her. This gal would NEVER show her butt in public. As to her husband...what a bore...but he was bored to death too so what can I say. Jacks 8) Whew....still no smilies, Den....this is hard!!!! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by CHmess on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:00am I just have to say "I am laughing my ass off reading this"!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] You guys are all soooooooo awesome!!!!!!! ;;D Hey you don't think that the "sense of humor" could be the "common link" in all clusterheads??? :o ;) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:09am on 01/13/04 at 10:17:09, BruceD wrote:
Who the hell is Big Dan? I didn't meet anyone by that name......Oh, wait a minute...you mean "Tiny"....I'll get to him later but it's gonna take some thought. He was a boreass so I'm gonna have to get creative. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by cootie on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:15am Yeah and it musta cost you a fortune to buy all them fake tattoos......and drag that poor biker dude out of his trailer to pretend he was a tatt artist.......did ya jus pay him in beer maybe ? Oh and then ya had to rent that fake tatt equiptment from 'Fake jobs are us' equiptment services.......wow the bill is rackein up here. What about that tofu cheesecake I heard about......dam it looked so real tho in the pics. Rox does so good at that fake accent doesn't she and I love cat's cats eye contacts. How many tan'n sessions did Ramone line up to look so tan and fool you all.........Woobies slippers were worn cuz she had size 13 feet and didn't want anyone to know. You guys do a good meet and greet spoof.....and guess what guys.........me and Brad really were there........remember the bums outside the door in the carboard box ? Elaine wasn't really there either and heard she found a real good look alike ta send. Nonea them others have ch either........man you guys are GOOD !!!!! Pam the spoofer poofer PS: wink wink wink...................................... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by aprilbee on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:18am [smiley=crackup.gif] you guys are cracking me up! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Roxy on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:23am on 01/13/04 at 11:15:38, cootie wrote:
Mine is fake.... :), and I can't even touch Blake in the accent department....wow, does that man have a drawl (and he looks so cute while doing it). Jean, too, of course, she's got that south Texas twang.... :-* |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:30am Thanks, Cootie....that reminds me.. The cheesecake sucked. People only ate it so they didn't hurt Bruce's feelings. He's really bad at making the stuff....but what the hell....anything for a clusterbud (not that any of them really like each other) As to the pictures of Bruce and his wife. Those were touched up to the max...they really don't look like the perfect Ken & Barbie couple. Not only do they look pitiful but they act awful too. My date, Blake, told me he hated every minute he spent with them....I agreed with him.... Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:46am Ya know if you could have kept you head out of the bar, you might have had some fun this weekend, jeeeez what a lush... and crabby too, I only hugged 'cause jonny made me, I'm gonna kick his ass for that, like huggin' a cold broomstick..... yuck..... [smiley=tongue2.gif] |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 12:21pm Well now, Thomas.....you NEVER once hugged me that I can remember...of course it's like you say...I did stay drunk all weekend....what the hell, I had to get through the "meet & greet" some way. But I know you're telling a fib....Jonny would never tell you to hug me...we hate each other. Didn't I just see a post from Roxy?.....sure I did... Now...everyone told me they couldn't wait for us to meet...that we were gonna love each other. Now there's a crock. I tried but the woman has NO personality. She never ever laughs (well...hardly ever) and when she does it's one of those canned laughs...not contagious at all. I tried to make friends with her but the woman is a cold fish....I did my best.....honest. Actually, I'm not even sure why she was there....women don't get clusters. Musta been there tryin' to pick up men like I was. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Woobie on Jan 13th, 2004, 12:54pm DUH!.......I don't get it.............LMMFAO! :-X [smiley=crackup.gif] Ramon |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BruceD on Jan 13th, 2004, 12:59pm Don't forget about BlueMeanie. Unlike BigDan, this is one screen name that fits him to a T. You've all heard about the guy who's a mean drunk ... well this guy is mean no matter whether he's drinking or not. He's always causing a ruckus too, pushing people out of his way & taking anything that's not nailed down. Heck, when I turned my back, he even took the food off of my plate (not that I was that interested in eating it ... after all the stuff that Jacks "bought" for Saturday night was worse than C-rations ... not enough food & lousy taste to boot!) Yep, BlueMeanie is one of those loud obnoxious guys that you sure wanna steer clear of. BruceD PS This is tough to do without smilies! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by cootie on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:03pm You guys really weren't even in Davenport 'were you' ? Ah ha.........the truth comes out......you were all actually in in Iraq lookin for Bin Ladin for the reward money........you'll prolly find him in a tree eatin bannana's Pam |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Woobie on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:03pm Yeah, Jackie - and don't forget about that cake that BlueMeanie came with ... I'm sure he thought it was COOL to put all of our names on there.... HA! It looked like shit and it tasted worse. Man......... And - dont even get me started on his sister.....what a bump on a log this woman was!!!! My daughter couldn't get away from her... she just leeeeeeched on and wouldn't let go! And - you also forgot to mention that Elaine. Elaine - why did she bother comin? A stick in the mud if I ever did meet one! Geesh. She shoulda stayed at WAL MART! What a disappointment the whole thing was! SAD TINA |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Big_Dan on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:22pm You can all just bend over and kiss my ass.... .... and that poor shoe-shiner... had to bring the old guy some O2 cause Jackie couldn't keep that foot of hers on the ground.... -Big [smiley=finger.gif] |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BruceD on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:23pm That was cake??!!! Heck, I thought it was a tombstone that he brought to mark our graves after he offed us. BruceD |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Elaine on Jan 13th, 2004, 1:53pm Ya'll are so full of it I wasn't even there. I don't know who that lady was Jean and Jackie passed off as me. You wouldn't catch me where people are drinking, telling dirty jokes and being tatooed. What was in those 02 tanks you guys were breathing? |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by JDH on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:12pm on 01/13/04 at 13:53:48, Elaine wrote:
Better watch out Elaine, someone might post that picture of you chugging whiskey while you were getting those huge Harley wings tattooed on your back. Jim |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:28pm Well now...you all have to remember I've know Lady (Ha!) Elaine from going on four years now. And that WAS her that we came dragging in as a surprise. I was sure everyone would be happy that she could make it .....but I've never heard such pissin' and moanin' when we walked in with her....guess they don't love her like I thought they did. Just a couple more things....yep, she's a bad drinker (a mean drunk actually), she hates kids and animals....has a heart of stone....and wouldn't give anyone the shirt off her back. She's selfish...oh, and she cusses all the time.....filthy talkin' thing she is. Her pictures where touched up too.....she really weighs about 550 lbs. Bruce & Woobie...thanks for filling the folks in on Blue Meanie. You hit the nail right on the head about him and his guests...whoa, what a bunch. I wasn't gonna forget about them (how could I?)...it's just that BlueMeanie hadn't stuck his head up yet.. Hang in there, folks...we'll give ya the DEAL on all of them before it's over here. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:31pm ROFLMFAO.................... Oh my.............................................literally!!!! Jean who was NOT in Davenport and has never met or talked to any of these people. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:49pm Well now, Ms TxBasslady....so you weren't in Davenport, huh. Who was that broad sitting next to me and my pickup date, Blake....trying to hit on him and smooch him all the time...I swear that was you. Yep, gang....Jean was there and she knows all this stuff is true. Hell, we've talked about how awful it was on the phone. You all know that Jean and I have been pretty tight ever since she came on the board but this weekend put an end to that. I don't love her....hell, she's mean. She told me she didn't like that Blake dude I drug in there but she was hittin' on him just to piss me off.....it didn't work cause I don't like him worth a shit either. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:56pm You must have a bottle handy, 'cause you wouldn't say boo to anybody this weekend untill you had about a gallon of sauce in ya. Jeez, now you wont shut up, it's not like anybody CARES about what you've got to say, oh yeah and the manager from Wal-Mart in Davenport called, He wants all of those pictures back (from the picture frames) sorry for all of you that thought those pics were really clusterheads. They're just the flat pieces of paper used to sell picture frames. What bunch of crap. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 2:59pm Yeah....Ms. Whatever....... That "dude" didn't like you worth a shit either. Why hell, we talked about how awful you are all the way back to Chicago..... He said your f'n perfume STUNK to high heavens. .......geeezzzz There's some real weirdos round these here parts....... Jean who did hit on a dude...but he was from Indiana! soooo there......Ms Whatever! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:02pm ROTFLMAO....... I gotta go home and rest.....this 'truth tellin' is wearing me out.... Jacks 8) |
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Title: yer catchin on Post by rumplestiltskin on Jan 13th, 2004, 3:14pm now doesn't that catharsis minus those smilies feel good? some of ya are whimping out ...butt mostly I'm enjoying this. people that walk around with "this is a joke" or "only kiddin" signs just ruin good sarcasm....takes all the flavor out of it. I like picturing the mouth open, puzzled. shock look. Their mind racing in disgust, anger and righteous indignation....the smilies just burst the bubble. Tattoos? What the fucks wrong with you people? Don't you have enough pain in yer life? I'll bring a fuckin branding iron to the Texas gathering in case some dumb ass wants to get a hurt on. Lets do shots and group nerve blocks too! So much fer the intelligence of Clusterheads. Whatever happened to gettin drunk and havin orgies? ...nevermind...I've seen the pictures of the menapausal meets and greets the testosterone challenged.... good grief den |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 13th, 2004, 4:25pm and that guy... M.R. .... what a strange one! sittin' all by himself in the corner... no talking, no drinking, no smilin' ... no nuttin.... geez.... not to mention Karla and Ted.... not a single smile out of either one of them! overstayed their welcome, they did! and Vig... quiet as a mouse.... littlest heart on earth.... and Woobie and Cerebus and txbasslady... didn't make me feel the least bit welcome when i arrived! left me all alone, sittin' in my room... didn't invite me to come talk or anything! and that Gena....! what a flasher! she flashed her butt for all too see... geez, woman! no heart... cold as stone.... ya know, the usual for us clusterheads..... just my too scents..... Lizzie |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by River_Rat on Jan 13th, 2004, 4:26pm It's about time the truth really came out, The thing that really shocked me was that everyone there was Asian, who knew!! The really wierd thing was that no one there even gets headaches except me. The so-called supporters WOW! I said something about CHers and was told to quite whinning. I also heard things like, Advil should take care of it or just go sleep it off, and you probably have too much MSG in you diet. I'm telling you, this whole thing was a nightmare, SEE YA IN NASHVILLE!! NORM |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Blake on Jan 13th, 2004, 5:56pm Hi this is the real Blake. I don't give a crap about all the booze,cig-butts, cheese cake or nothing.All I want to know is who that S.O.B. was with my wife. >:( I was ice fishing all weekend. BLAKE |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:03pm on 01/13/04 at 17:56:49, Blake wrote:
That explains why she kept sayin' "I hope the fucker falls in." hmmmmmmmm.....Can't you pick'em any better than that? Jeez...... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BlueMeanie on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:45pm O.K. you guys & gals. The reason I was sooooo bitchy and bossy was someone had to keep you ALL in-line. Besides, jonny wasn't there to do it. What a rowdy group you ALL are. And the poor kids. I never saw so much yelling in all my days. Boy did they have a terrible time. Shame on you. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Blake on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:51pm This is the real BLAKE again.I lost my wife, any clues? :o |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by catlind on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:56pm I'm still not convinced that was the real Jackie anyway Blake. She says she was there but I think she found that guy on the highway and instead of using him as Blake she hired the gal on the corner to show up in her place while she went off for a weekend on her own. The girl that was there never swore, was totally gross and rude, and didn't know a damn thing about supporting. To think that woman was our Jackie is a crazy notion! The rest of the whiners were all there though. Cat |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 13th, 2004, 6:57pm on 01/13/04 at 18:56:00, catlind wrote:
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Blake on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:03pm ROTFFLMAO @ Cat :D |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Elaine on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:08pm Jackie I was trying hard for it not to get out about the pissing and moaning. It was bad enough when you all came to the airport to pick me up. Blake kept saying Elaine get out of my car and Thomas and Jean kept trying to push me out of the car at 80 miles a hour. Then when thomas held me up off the floor so they could throw those rotten tomatoes you bought at me. The worst part of the whole damn trip was Jean kept trying to find a new roommate. I kept finding my suit case in the lobby. That damn river rat and Blake kept playing with that sex stone, someone should have told them it was just a fucking rock. I want to know who had Big Dan tatooed on my butt? I don't remember having that done!!! I tell ya friends like ya'll are hard to come by! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by River_Rat on Jan 13th, 2004, 7:29pm on 01/13/04 at 19:08:03, Elaine wrote:
ROTFFLMMFAO!!!! NORM |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by 9erfan on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:17pm OH MY GOD!!! You guys are KILLING me with this thread! Cannot stop laughing! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Kevin_M on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:19pm I can't believe this, you people ARE really just like me. I've been fakin' clusters all these years because I have absolutely no life and get on this website to to sip my Earl Grey tea and take a break from my gardening shows on public television and peering between my blinds to see if any kids are stepping on my grass. I can finally come clean. You guys really are my new family! Boy this is great. We can trade stories of how at Halloween we come to the door with rolls of silver dollars and hide pennies in our hand to drop into their bags. Oh, and sending empty envelopes for Valentine's day with postage due. Hugs to all for in Iowa for testifyin' 'bout lyin'. Your so inspiring, I can be an not a very nice person now without conscience and feel like, now THIS is livin'. It don't take all kinds, there just are, and I'm one proud one of them. DJ, all my respect, you were ahead of your time. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Roxy on Jan 13th, 2004, 8:27pm Well, personally....I think Blake and Elaine need to learn how to tell stories. Ya know, they'd just start talking, and we would all smile politely (while snickering behind our hands). They just don't know how to tell a story worth a damn. No one would ever laugh.....we just kinda looked at them with pity. Our sides were hurting....but, it was only cause we were elbowing each other out of pity. It sure wasn't from laughing! 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by TxBasslady on Jan 13th, 2004, 9:57pm Oh yea.......then there's this broad that says her name is Roxy. Bullshit.........that's the name of her dog, for gawd's sake. Talk about a weirdo......now she takes the dayum cake!! Her real name is......TRACEY THE TRIGGER. But....she can't shoot worth a shit! All she did was sit around making big ass messes at all the tables. Then poor Woobie had to come along and play Suzy Homemaker. Dayum, poor Woobs had to follow this Trigger broad around with a trash bag. Tracey The Trigger?? Naw..she ain't got cluster headaches......she's got freakin amnesia! Couldn't even find her room.....didn't know her own name (good grief), and sat around with a couple other weird broads...1 of them had a cat's name, and the other had a name of some kinda dog! Real strange....dontcha think? To top all........she got detained at the local airport for attempting to transport liquor across State lines. Dumb po-lice.........if only they knew what was in that other so called "care" package she had. Yep........this Trigger gal is reeaallllll weird. Jean who was only detained at local airport for transporting a Paul Mitchell hair spray container. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Edna on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:04pm ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D thank you Jackie, I'm loving it all. And Jean, you're taking the cake hon.......so funny EDNA |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Callico_Kid on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:07pm Now you know why Linda and I could only stand it for three hours before we left! Jerry |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:10pm on 01/13/04 at 22:07:03, Callico_Kid wrote:
oh yeah... now linda and jerry! quite an interesting couple.... stuck around for a few hours, drinking all our beer, smoking all our cigarettes... didn't have one nice word to say to anyone.... what ingrates! bitch, bitch, bitch... that's all they did.... no sympathy for others.... no kindness... too bad i have to see these people again in Nashville! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Mr.Happy on Jan 13th, 2004, 10:54pm on 01/13/04 at 22:04:06, Edna wrote:
Piss off, Edna. You didn't pay for Eternal Salvation, and you ain't getting triple your money back. This is all closer to the truth than you can imagine. It was so refreshing to hang out with a bunch of horny old broads (HOB's) that fill the board up with Care Bear Notes and their Fake Fucking Sympathy, while in real life they'd spike you with a high heel just to get a luke warm beer off the next table. Fake Blake, or whoever the hell he impersonated, was a walking diary of Prednisone damage.........it affected everything except his god damned voice. And the part of his brain that controls it. All in all, it was one of the most depressing experiences of my life. Again. Thank _goodness_ the rooms were cheap. The only thing I learned was.......I gotta move my trailer deeper into the woods. Again. I didn't have sex, RJ |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by cootie on Jan 13th, 2004, 11:05pm Hey which onea you guys in Davenport PM'd me for more advil and asprin sayin it worked "great" for your ch esp kip 10's ? Liar liar pants on fire Pam |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 14th, 2004, 8:29am Mr. Happy, should be more like Mr. Paranoid, once you got some liquor in this guy, All he could talk about was "they". You, know they, as in they are watching you. Look out you could get abducted, I swear if this man visited someone in the assylum, he would not be able to get out. They indeed....... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BruceD on Jan 14th, 2004, 11:12am on 01/13/04 at 21:57:10, TxBasslady wrote:
Dang Jean, why'd ya have to go and mention her. That's one name I have been trying to forget. Talk about a whiny needy hussy. It was all about ME ... ME ... ME with her. All she did was piss & moan about how terrible her life is and how much she hates her kids & some guy named Greg. She also started making margaritas that she claimed were "dang good" but I never got the courage up to even try one. Heck, I saw several people trying to act polite & drink that slop, but they were actually just pouring it out on the trees in the atriums (they're probably dried up & dead right now). Yep, that's one chic that you sure wanna avoid ... what a wimp! Ken |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BruceD on Jan 14th, 2004, 11:26am on 01/14/04 at 08:29:03, thomas wrote:
That was Mr. Happy?! Heck, when he asked me for tin foil I thought he was just one of the hotel workers looking to wrap up those horsDervs. What a wacko! BruceD |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 4:07pm Thanks for the info on Mr. Happy, Thomas.... I've got a couple more tidbits for ya on the Hapster. He really hates going to these clusterhead meetings but his future ex-wife forces him to go see his "headache friends".....you see she and the daughters are anxious to get rid of him. He mentioned moving his trailer deeper into the woods....hell, they had it moved to another state while he was in Iowa. I'm sure you can sympathize with them....after all the poor man is another boreass...no sense of humor....actually, he's a pain in the ass....not clever at all. I tried to visit with him...I'm a tough ole broad but I ain't that tough....whew! Jacks 8) Let's see.........we've missed a few here....but not for long... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 14th, 2004, 4:35pm I really got tired of that Jean lady, if you can call her a lady, bossin' everybody around, stealin' my damn cigarette lighter everytime I turned around. Then she kept tellin that "Blake" dude to "Boy go fetch me some diet Dr. Pepper, and make it snappy!" Mean and nasty, that's about all I can say for her, glad she left. Jeez...... So's the whole damn state of Iowa. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 4:42pm Yep.....and another thing.. Karla is bald. That long hair hanging down past her waist is a wig.....and her husband, Ted, who she tells us is a preacher...Ha! If that wild thing is a preacher, I'm a nun.... Jacks 8) Who's next....hmmmmmm |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Lissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 4:45pm on 01/13/04 at 16:25:14, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
What the fuck people?? I'm having a very difficult time finding the humor here. >:( |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:05pm on 01/14/04 at 16:45:11, Lissa wrote:
It's called sarcasm.......... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Gena on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:07pm I know I was shy, very quite and did not have any opinions on anything. I’m sorry I will try to be more outgoing next time. Gena |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BlueMeanie on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:09pm on 01/14/04 at 16:45:11, Lissa wrote:
You had to be there to understand these obnoxious people. Of course I was the only sane one of the bunch. LOL ::) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Big_Dan on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:11pm ... don't start Gena... I'm just looking for a reason to lash into you, ya friggin kleptomaniac lush.... -Big Shoeless |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:16pm on 01/14/04 at 16:45:11, Lissa wrote:
Well...you would really have a difficult time finding any humor had you spent time with that Vig dude...... He's loud and rude, dresses like a slob and needs a good haircut...actually a really pitiful character. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Lissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:22pm on 01/14/04 at 17:16:39, Jackie wrote:
I'm sorry, that's not very funny at all. I have spent time with Vig and he's a wonderful person, the complete opposite of what you say. I have nothing further to say in this thread. >:( |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Roxy on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:27pm on 01/14/04 at 17:22:43, Lissa wrote:
Promise? |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:27pm on 01/14/04 at 17:22:43, Lissa wrote:
Well......no shit!!!!! Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jimi on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:40pm [smiley=shore.gif] Jackie that has got to be the funniest thread that I have read on here in a long time. Leave it to you, to put a spin on all the (what normally is) a thread that tells how great everyone is and how much convention and meeting withdrawl everyone is experiencing (trying to explain to Lissa here what is going on) You gotta attend one to understand. Anyway thanks for the laugh. What a funny, talented, group of people clusterheads are. I hope to pile right in there in Nashville. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Margi on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:41pm Jackie, you kill me, woman. [smiley=laugh.gif] This has been a great thread, folks. Thanks for the laughs! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by amen on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:43pm Ummmmm. I'm thinkin' Lissa hasn't read this thread from the beginning. I wasn't even there and I get it. [smiley=laugh.gif] Either that or she's postin' drunk again [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Melissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:47pm Well, I know that when it is time for me to go to Nashville, I'm gonna have loads of fun flippin everybody off, stealing their beer and cigs, doing short checks, and laughing in their faces!! ;;D Yup, my hubby told me he was going to use his birthday holidays (for work), just so he can stay home with the kids so I could go! HAHAHAHAHA! You wanna see a mean nasty bitch?? YOU'RE GONNA!! ;)mel |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:50pm on 01/14/04 at 17:47:40, Melissa wrote:
OMG....well that does it. I ain't goin' to Nashville....I've seen all the mean nasty bitches I can gut. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Lissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:54pm on 01/14/04 at 17:43:40, amen wrote:
No, I'm not posting drunk ::)....just looking out for my pal Vig. Sorry I didn't catch the scarcasm. |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Margi on Jan 14th, 2004, 5:58pm on 01/14/04 at 17:54:55, Lissa wrote:
Scarcasm, huh? Those are the ones that really cut deep, right? ;) I'm just funnin with ya, Lissa. It's really ok - they're not picking on Paul. In fact, they're complimenting him. I'm sure he's smiling about it all. and, yeah, Jacks....you better watch out for this Mel woman. She's just a tart. She's plain evil. Why just yesterday I got a Christmas card from her!! Imagine the nerve! thanks for the card, Mel :-* we love it!! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Lissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 6:00pm I do have a sense of humor...I really do. ;) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 14th, 2004, 6:02pm Ok...now that we've got that handled....on with the "REAL Deal" Just so you all will know about M.R.....He CAN NOT hold his booze, runs off at the mouth and is basically a pain in the ass....he was one of my least favorites out of the whole bunch. I really think he might be a meegrainer too. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Melissa on Jan 14th, 2004, 6:06pm on 01/14/04 at 17:58:37, Margi wrote:
Holy shit Margi, yesterday???? WTF? Is the Canadian mail really that slow? Cripes, what was the postmark date? I'm pretty sure I sent them out BEFORE Christmas...(Only to make everyone mad at me thinking I was a crazy stalker who likes to fling poo on doorsteps. Really, I am NOT a nice person!) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by jonny on Jan 14th, 2004, 6:09pm All's I know is that Jacks gave me the double finger SMOOOOCH [smiley=finger.gif] :-* You all lie!!!, only Jacks words speak truth ;;D .....................jonny |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Woobie on Jan 14th, 2004, 7:47pm on 01/14/04 at 18:01:58, vig wrote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... some things are better left in private, dude!! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by M.R. on Jan 14th, 2004, 8:38pm Man I had to get that drunk to deal with "ya'll". The whole bunch of you give mentally unstable a new meaning. Thank God Nashville is at least three states away. Seeeee Yaaaaaa Mike P.S. If I have meeegrains....you people gave them to me! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Mr.Happy on Jan 14th, 2004, 8:54pm on 01/14/04 at 20:38:27, M.R. wrote:
Dude, you give new meaning to BAL (Blood Alcohol Level). ....just like my bud from college days. I thought you smelled familiar. Age can only mask so much...... http://drfeller.com/pix/whois.jpg 0.6 and rising, RJ |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by gore2424 on Jan 15th, 2004, 1:47am Terry here in Davenport IOWA. Just to let everyone that was here know that I informed the local police and state troppers and even gave them pictures and names of every one at the meet and greet. Just in case you come thur town again. Half of you are wanted on several charges. And 3 of you John Walsh wants to find you. Terry Ü |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Mastifflvr28 on Jan 15th, 2004, 2:50am Hey Gore? Where do you live again?? I didn't quite catch that... (no smilies) Mast |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by BarbaraD on Jan 15th, 2004, 5:12am since ya'll are in to telling the truth here - let me get my 2 cents in. I've met a lot of you (don't know why I keep going to these things - just a glutton for punishment I guess) Jacks - puts on aires like she really knows something. Supporter? My aunt Fanny - she made up Blake just to have a place to type her stuff on a message board. And she picks up guys everywhere. Had a different one in FL. And Tracey the Trigger ( well maybe Roxy - is a better name - she acts like her dog). No personality at all - think she lives in a trailer park outside Dallas. Bitter woman! And Jean - no compassion at all. All her posts sounds like she really "cares" - bunch of hooey if you ask me. She was probably the one telling you take an aspirin. Cat, I haven't met yet, but I've heard the stories on her.... And Elaine - who I've known since before dirt - can't stand to be around that woman. I'm only going to Nashville to see Jonny - well actually I'm going to pay him to take care of Den. Bring the branding iron to the Texas meet Den - I'll show you how to use it. Don't know why I keep going to these things - never have met a clusterhead that was anything but a looser. Oh well...... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by jminmilwaukee on Jan 15th, 2004, 8:30am I just have to chime in on Vig as you all are eing way to kind here. A few years back, before I found my treatment, I was standing on a ledge about 15 stories up ready to jump. I gave Vig a call and the f*cker told me to get it over with, jump and lose his number on the way down. Had I had more time in Iowa I woulda slashed that pricks tires. ;;D |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 15th, 2004, 8:33am WARNING: To all supporters.... NEVER attend one of these clusterhead gatherings!!! They will treat you like shit!!! You will feel very unwelcome!!! Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:33am on 01/14/04 at 17:07:37, Gena wrote:
Thank you, Gena... yes, please try to be at least a little bit outgoing.... gosh, we hardly had a chance to get to know ya, you being so quiet and all! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:43am on 01/14/04 at 18:01:58, vig wrote:
Well folks... I tried for sarcasm and it didn't work.... most CERTAINLY didn't mean to offend anyone, and there was no mean-spiritedness intended toward anyone.... Vig and Jackie and thomas and jminmilwaukee and Jean and Woobie and EVERYONE have the biggest hearts in the world.... everyone is accepted as they are.... you get hit and try to hide, several people notice the change in your face and ask what they can do..... everyone sitting down, standing, walking - and talking... talking with everyone.... you need a phone, someone hands you one... your phone rings and yer not there, someone answers it... you need anything and someone is there with it, be it an ashtray or a hug.... |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Gena on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:48am ;;D I know you were bein' silly Liz Gena |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 15th, 2004, 9:59am on 01/15/04 at 08:30:58, jminmilwaukee wrote:
Yep...I can understand all of this. You see I met both these dudes. Did you all see that picture of jminmilwaukee rolling his eyes. Well....that's what he did all weekend. He did drag some gal in with him....to bad he couldn't find a pretty one to bring along. Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Lissa on Jan 16th, 2004, 4:06am on 01/14/04 at 19:47:48, Woobie wrote:
We have no secrets here. Tell us Vig. ;;D |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 16th, 2004, 4:15am on 01/15/04 at 08:33:12, Jackie wrote:
Oh, come on get the pity party over with already. If you weren't soooooooo rude and nasty maybe you would have been treated a little better. And the Gore2424 guy, jeez I've never met a more loud mouthed obnoxious person in my life, had to be the center of attention alllllll the time.. and My God was he pounding down the brewskis..... what a sot........ LUSH!!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Jackie on Jan 16th, 2004, 4:38am on 01/16/04 at 04:15:58, thomas wrote:
What do you expect.....I was just acting like the rest of the crowd. There's more on the Gore deal. He said his wife had to leave early on Saturday....but I heard her tell him she was "outta here"...He says, "but what I gonna say when you leave"....she says, "I don't give a shit....make something up...I'm not puttin' up with any more of this crap". Jacks 8) |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by thomas on Jan 16th, 2004, 6:14am Here's that "Blake" dude telling us the story of how Jackie picked him up at the bus station http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4df37b3127cce86f4f3c742dc0000001610 |
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Title: Re: The REAL deal on Iowa...... Post by Linda_Howell on Jan 16th, 2004, 8:01am After reading the last few pages of this get-together in Iowa, I have just one thing to say to those of you who have asked if I will be bringing Jim to the convention in Nashville.................. "are you outta your f-in minds?????? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Linda |
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