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Title: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 10:52am I have begun a steroid regimen this morning to thwart these nasty little late night (or, if the mood strikes it, daytime) assclowns we affectionately have called CHs. I am having trouble deciding on what BEST to do with my time while under the influence of steroids. Or, in some cases, what will HAPPEN to me... I'll list a few things I'm considering, but if you'd like to help me that would be MOST appreciated. You can vote for one I've listed here or you can add your own. It'll be like origami, but with bones and a soul. 1. On or around day 3, I am going to clean my house. And my neighbor's house. And his neighbor's house. And so on. I will then rake every leaf of every yard in my neighborhood. I will wipe the sweat from my brow muttering nasty things about the working class. 2. I will add a new wing on to Stately York Manor. Using wood I've procured myself from a forest down the road. 3. On or around day 3, I'll come to work and have charts and graphs and laser pointers to prove that using Labrador Retrievers will help us save TONS of money each year. I will be escorted from the building screaming "Don't order the swordfish!!!!!" 4. I will spew vitriolic nonsense on this message board, once again proving that it is unwise to be nice to me. I am an unaffectionate bastard. And full of sound and fury signifying nothing. 5. I will spend money on new clothes like a manic depressive on crack. Brooks Brothers will smile wryly admitting that they have no corporate policy against allowing one man to run a $5000 credit limit to the max within 2 hours. I will return the cashmere sweaters upon receipt cursing the Peruvian lambs sacrificed in their creation. Goddamn you and your Peruvian Lambs, I'll write. Form Replies waiting in the wings. Banks cringe with ecstasy and horror. 6. On or around Day 6, I'll begin the crash. I will weep incessantly for the lost youth, the damned CHs which have reduced me to a sputtering, nonsensical puddle of emotional gibberish. I'll cry, uncontrollably, at some random GEICO commercial. Poor little Gecko!!! Where's your fucking PETA now, you nazi hordes? 7. On or around Day 8, the depression will set in. That dark and mesmerizing depression. Futility. Loss. Despair. Ice Cream. 8. On or around Day 9, I'll scream non-stop at the New York Yankees' web site. No one will hear me. "Just you wait for us this year, you crazy bolt necked goons!!!!" 9. On or around Day 10, the lack of sleep and reason will begin to REALLY take hold. I'll begin by asking John Ritter if a threesome with Crissy and Janet was good, bad, or indifferent. He'll ask me to get him some water. Seltzer water. Goddamned movie stars. 10.... Peter O' Toole is a fine actor. "Take no prisoners!!! Take no prisoners!!!!!" |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by gmlevenhagen on Dec 30th, 2003, 10:57am ::) |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Woobie on Dec 30th, 2003, 10:58am LMAO!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] ummmm - when I had to take steriods.......... my favorite thing to do was EAT! LOL. my [smiley=twocents.gif] Tina |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Melissa on Dec 30th, 2003, 11:25am When I was on predisone., I just threw dishes, slammed doors...repeatedly, and yelled "fuck you!" a lot. I hate predisone. :-Xmel |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by thomas on Dec 30th, 2003, 11:26am When I took it I was very violent, 6'4" 230llb man pissed off and having ch, not a very good combination, unless you feel like confronting a one-man mosh-pit. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Peppermint on Dec 30th, 2003, 11:34am ellipses galore.... And IT Begins. "RUN, FOrEST, RUNNNN!!!!" |
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Title: ! Post by CathiP on Dec 30th, 2003, 12:40pm So, B....methinks this is an excellent time to put yerself in touch with the kinder, gentler person inside of you......ORRRRR........"roid away, man........I'll be screening my calls till it's over!!! Seriously, you may not wanna be you for awhile, but this cycle has been awful......I say tape everything you say and do for the time you are doing this burst......and I really truly hope it breaks the cycle for ya, man! You, SUH, are a gentleman, and as such, you will do all you can in order to avoid turning into the Hulk. You know, all I can offer is a shoulder, and comic relief, but it's available, anytime you need it....... Hang tough, ya LBB! Cathi ::) |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Patrick_A on Dec 30th, 2003, 12:47pm Immediately go to the "Big & Tall" mans store and buy some extra big shirts. If not, ur gonna ripp'em to shreds when that HULK feeling hits ya! 2nd thing ya need to do is repeat to yourself over and over...."I am not Lyle Alzado, I am not Lyle Alzado,I am not Lyle Alzado," That way you wont wake up in the hospital with your brains beat in by someone who really is Lyle Alzado! and last but not least....Lock the door and swallow the key! Maybe someone will find you before you have to do a toilet check! Patrick, who has already done the steroid thingy! :) |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by AlienSpaceBabe on Dec 30th, 2003, 1:53pm Don't forget to stock up on raw red meat for those middle-of-the-day/night/whatever cravings! |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Peppermint on Dec 30th, 2003, 2:29pm on 12/30/03 at 13:53:25, AlienSpaceBabe wrote:
Red meat? Oh yea add Mad Cow to the mix!! LOL ASB... |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 2:40pm on 12/30/03 at 14:29:01, Peppermint wrote:
Your puny human viruses do not affect me!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Peppermint on Dec 30th, 2003, 2:44pm I actually think a cow is an animal Mr. York. Unless you are making a mean reference to someone. We're OFF to the races folks. that's enuf outta me, I just like pissin ya off Brian. LOL |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 3:06pm I meant viruses which AFFECT humans, jackass. I am unaffected by your PUNY HUMAN VIRUSES!!!!! Where is my claw hammer, yo? achoo. |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Peppermint on Dec 30th, 2003, 3:13pm on 12/30/03 at 15:06:49, Brian_Y wrote:
Oh, oh, boohoo, you called me a name, wahhh, wahh, I'm gonna cry... Rotff. |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 3:15pm on 12/30/03 at 15:13:21, Peppermint wrote:
Try and get focused. Need help with interesting things to do while being all steroidy. And nobody gets in to see the Wizard, not nobody, not no how!!! And you are NOT a jackass. Sheesh. Women. |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Jayne on Dec 30th, 2003, 7:23pm I have done the steroid regime Mr York. My faced ended up looking like a hampster storing food for the winter. I used to call my friends while I was eating just to tell them how good it was.... ::) It did however stop the "bastard" while I was beggining my verapamil regime. Good Luck Brian. You crack me up |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 7:30pm Jayne, I think seeing you as a hamster face would be a hoot!! "Blimey, get me noots and berries, you wankahs!! Bollocks!! And change thuh bloody wood-chips you pillochs!!" Oh hell yeah... |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Jayne on Dec 30th, 2003, 7:35pm Now how in the heck do you know the word "pilloch"?? |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 30th, 2003, 7:55pm on 12/30/03 at 19:35:15, Jayne wrote:
Who are you asking that? Hmm? I knows EVERYthing... You Nebbish. |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by TxBasslady on Dec 30th, 2003, 10:53pm Wish you good luck on the Prednisone.... I started a taper 112 days ago........been pf since the first day. I did have some effects from it, but nothing that was earth shattering. A bit of nervousness when it got in my system. Then at the end of the taper....after I had completed it, the next day I had what I consider to be an anxiety attack. Felt really jumpy, nervous, upset stomach, etc. Maybe it won't affect you the same. It was well worth it for me......for some, after they finish the taper, the ha's return. Not to say they will NEVER return.........but so far, so good for me. Hope you have as good a result as I did. PF vibes, Jean |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Cerberus on Dec 30th, 2003, 11:02pm And If in any event you see this man running down the isles wearing nothing but a WWI Kaiser helmet singing "clang, clang, clang goes the trolley" or saying "MOTHER OF GOD!" in the tone of James Earl Jones..........................pffft, hell the drinks are FREE!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLLMMFAO!, yeah, and you can use your seat cusion as a flotation device in the event of a "water landing"...........I been to that show bud, go eat a truckload of girl scout cookies and sit down. ;;D I'm sorry you're a bit tweaked man, I'm still pulling fer ya. ;) Peace, Ramon |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by nancyc on Dec 31st, 2003, 12:49am Bri, some good advise while YOU are on steriods...stay the hell away from work...I dont think they can handle you. [smiley=laugh.gif]nancyc |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by fubar on Dec 31st, 2003, 1:58am Is this a common reaction to the steriods? I didn't feel a thing. Nothing at all. No physical things I could attribute to the Prednisone, and no mood swings that I noticed, or that anybody mentioned to me. How common is this? |
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Title: Re: Help NeededI gained somw weight Post by Kirk on Dec 31st, 2003, 4:37am I gained some wieght and was a bit GROUCHY. Not like my usually friendly attitude. Hang in there white trash, we're pulling for you. TTFN 8) |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Paigelle on Dec 31st, 2003, 9:06am on 12/30/03 at 10:58:36, Woobie wrote:
I cleaned alot and I ate anything that didn't move. Which was actually kinda fun. You can always use the excuse, I am on steroids so I am constantly hungry. That helps when you have eaten a whole cheesecake and you only weigh 120 lbs. People thought I was wacko eating like that. Why are we talking about Peter O'Toole? |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Jayne on Dec 31st, 2003, 9:37am My old boss loved it when I was on steroids..he said "you are doing the work of three people....erm....how long are you going to be on that stuff?" He was very sad when I finaly came off them, nor did he offer me a pay rise for the extra work that I acomplished. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 31st, 2003, 9:44am He offered you a pay RISE? OK, trivia question, mes amis: Who here is British? "O, don't ask me...Go down to the Manpower Suhvices Division!!!!" |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Jayne on Dec 31st, 2003, 9:46am ahhhhhhhh BOLLOKS Mr York...Great big saggy ones!! :D |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 31st, 2003, 9:52am We can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight if it's not too dear. We shall scrimp and saaave, saaave Grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Choock, and Dave... |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by TomM on Dec 31st, 2003, 10:25am I asked my doc to give my wife an Rx of valium when I was taking prednisone. Luckily for me, she shared. |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Jayne on Dec 31st, 2003, 11:08am Hey Brian....look over there.....ohhhhh something shiney...ahhhhhh |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by Brian_Y on Dec 31st, 2003, 11:13am Touche :o |
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Title: Re: Help Needed Post by cakelady on Jan 1st, 2004, 4:55pm Hey Paigelle...I"ll bring the cheesecake. Prednisone gives me a weeks long case of PMS from hell! I turn into a snarling beast and to top it of, my face swells. Which actually makes me look the part. If my fucking neuro ever gets back to his office, from what I am sure was a lovely PAIN FREE vacation...I will get my meds and start a taper. Christine |
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