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(Message started by: Mark C on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:02am)

Title: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Mark C on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:02am

http://www.the-jokes.com/tests/corrupt.php

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Woobie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:14am

ha ha ha

I scored 17 - apparently ... IM NORMAL!!

wow... that test is FLAWED!!!

Does "normal" go to hell??

Tina :-*

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Roxy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 11:23am

sheeesh........I guess I'm just a terribly boring normal person. :-/

But, then....like woobs said.....'what's normal'.... ;) ;D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by suzy617 on Mar 18^th, 2003, 11:50am

18 for me, phew....just made normal. ;D

suzy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by CJohnson on Mar 18^th, 2003, 12:00pm

Cluster headache has a prevalence of approximately 69 cases per 100,000 people

Score of 18 implies that I am normal. Other evidence suggests that I am special.
-Curtis

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by juvy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 1:40pm

19: You've got a few tricks under your belt

Hmm is this a good or bad thing?

Cheers,
Juvy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by TomM on Mar 18^th, 2003, 1:48pm

Er...uhm...well...23 :o

Lock up your daughters and small farm animals. ;)

I do enjoy life to the MAX!

Wonder what jonny's score will be? Anyone want to take bets?

TomM

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cootie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 1:51pm

OMG.....I'm normal ???? Wow I'm normal I'm normal...hey everone I am NORMAL....is normal boreing ? Pam-Coots-that-feels-normal

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by juvy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 1:55pm

TomM,

I've got $5 (all my pocket change) on the fact that Jonny boy is going to hell. 8)

Cheers,
April
aka Juvy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by TomM on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:05pm

Juvy--I got $5 that says jonny is a church choir boy--just like Pee Wee Herman! ;D

We have $10 on jonny going straight to hell. Any one else care to contribute?

Quote:

Pam-Coots-that-feels-normal

Cootie--you're about as normal as one of jonny's circus midgettes! ;) LOL! Kidding, there Cootie. BTW--I was reading your post about the TP and Boobs...you people kill me.

TomM

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Roxy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:32pm

I am so insulted.....gave the test to my husband over the phone. When it asked about paying for sex....he said yes.

Then he said he'd been paying at a high rate for all the 23 yrs. we'd been married...... ::)

He always tells me I'm easy...but not cheap ;) ;D.

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by juvy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:40pm

LOL Roxy How ya doing btw?

Cheers,
Juvy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cathy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 3:07pm

:o...OMG am I the only female 'living life to the max'....I scored 22 :-[ oh well... ;)

As for the love test....well my yanky lover...all I can say is I think I scored...lol :-*

Cootie normal is definately not boring cos boring you are not!!!!

Bet Jonny scores the highest......unless Slammy takes the test...lol

Cathy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 3:36pm

I got a 24

"You're enjoying life to the max!"

One away from being a danger to society....LOL ;D

I thought I was already there....LMMFAO!!!! ;D

..........................jonny :D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cathy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 3:45pm

on 03/18/03 at 15:36:22, jonny wrote:

One away from being a danger to society....LOL ;D
..........................jonny :D

LOL....that's like saying 68, I owe you one.....you are a danger to society....no thought about it.... :-*

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by tanner on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:04pm

OMG, a 28.............

but some of that stuff was not my fault, i think i should at least get a few points off for mitigating circumstances!!!!!! tim

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cathy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:08pm

:o...Tanner a 28 is a 28 which ever way you look at it... ;D

ummmm...er well unless you look at it backwards but then its an 82!!!! ::)

Cathy :)

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by RevDeFord on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:11pm

I got a 17er

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:17pm

on 03/18/03 at 17:04:08, tanner wrote:

OMG, a 28.............

Tim,

Please tell me you answered "NO" on the "Have you ever had sex with the same sex"....LMMFAO!!!! ;D

...............................jonny :D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by tanner on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:27pm

yes jonny :o unfortunatly it was about the only one ...

no i need to go back and take that again, i know that at least one of those yes answers was a clear case of me being taken advantage of ;D ;D ;D

tim

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 5:36pm

LMMFYBO, Bro.....LOL ;D ;D

................................jonny :D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Opus on Mar 18^th, 2003, 6:42pm

on 03/18/03 at 14:05:24, TomM wrote:

Juvy--I got $5 that says jonny is a church choir boy--just like Pee Wee Herman! ;D
TomM

PeeWee!, I bet he would out score everyone.
Isn't he in Jail for Child porn?

I'm normal thank God, I guess I didn't screw up too bad.
Opus :P

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 6:54pm

Listen up dick head, if you keep bringing my name into your posts I will hammer you on a daily basis till DJ gets sick of it and you have to go, thats right!!!!, you will go.

Now, keep it up and you will see, ok?

.....................................jonny

Almost forgot...by the looks of your pic you are far from normal......dont flatter yourself.....LMMFAO!!!!! ;D ;D
http://www.pahlow.net/ch/ch_images/pjbgravely_bg.jpg

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 18^th, 2003, 7:05pm

I haven't taken this test yet, but I found it interesting that "juvy" who only has 21 posts to her name..............has Jonny all figured out. Hmmmmmm

Linda

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by ShariRae on Mar 18^th, 2003, 7:14pm

I scored a 21....gt the handbasket ......*sigh*
but havin a helluva good time gettin there!

Shari :)

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 7:15pm

on 03/18/03 at 19:05:05, Linda_Howell wrote:

I haven't taken this test yet, but I found it interesting that "juvy" who only has 21 posts to her name..............has Jonny all figured out. Hmmmmmm

Ummm Linda, I've had sex with her ;D

..................................jonny

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 18^th, 2003, 7:18pm

O.K. I just took the test and I got a 20 for which I was all ready to sign up for a convent until I realized some of you were in the 28 range and so I feel so much better now. whew! The convent didn't even have computers, so I wouldn't have been happy there anyway.

LindaH

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cootie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 7:59pm

Should be a wild convention if all the 20 plus test scorer's show up.....(esp tanner with a 28 score.....run away run away....save yerselves....run away now).....lock yer doors and keep track of who's behind ya at all times.......heh-heh-heh......Pam-Coots-not-circus-midget-material

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by 9erfan on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:02pm

Linda, i'm right there with you with a 20 too! Tanner, 28??? What's up with that?? I didn't think anyone could beat Jonny! ;D
Tanner, I'm a little worried about you...what relative have you been having sex with?? ???

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:06pm

on 03/18/03 at 20:02:24, 9erfan wrote:

Tanner, I'm a little worried about you...what relative have you been having sex with?? ???

That was my second question, V......LOL ;D

................................jonny

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by BobG on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:11pm

The question that crossed my mind was What relative are you paying to have sex with?

I didn't understand most of the questions (I live in a cave) and ended up with a 20.

I also took the Are You Lettered test...........

My name is now BobHomerSimpsonG

Title: 8)Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Slammy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:14pm

Slammy scored a 26..... ;D

Slammy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Roxy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:24pm

on 03/18/03 at 20:02:24, 9erfan wrote:

what relative have you been having sex with?? ???

I need some clarification here......

can that be relative by marriage? :-X

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by 9erfan on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:27pm

I think they mean BLOOD relatives Roxy.... :-/

Geez! Slammy's score is higher than Jonny's too?? What's this world coming to?

Jonny, looks like you're going to be callin a cousin or 2 tonight to bring that score up!! ;D ;D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:29pm

The lower my score means I aint fucking the same sex or realitives.....LOL ;D

...................................jonny :D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Roxy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:34pm

on 03/18/03 at 20:27:08, 9erfan wrote:

I think they mean BLOOD relatives Roxy

Knew I didn't fudge on that one...... ;D

The two or more partners in one week.....can you count the last day of the week as Sunday, and then Monday be a new week? ;)

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 18^th, 2003, 8:41pm

a 26 Slammy? No wonder you've been ingognito lately.
You've been one busy slammer. If you're coming to the convention, I may have to speak to your wife. And Tanner????????? Don't think I want to meet you. LMAO!!!

Oh..and Jonny? guess that explains it. Just wondered how a newbie knew. LindaH

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by WendyHowe on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:22pm

Just an idle question. Do sex maniacs get CH, or does CH make you a sex maniac?

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by tanner on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:27pm

now wait a minute everyone.....

if they mean "blood" relatives, I get to take at least 2 points off which drops me down to slammy's neighborhood.............hmmm

and wendyhowe, i think the answer is both ;D ;)

tim

Title: The last time
Post by Opus on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:38pm

That will be the last time I ever quote some one. Who knows who's name will be lurking next too Pee Wee's

Anyway, thats the wrong pic.

http://www.premier.net/~cspedale/opus/images/bill2.jpg

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by WendyHowe on Mar 18^th, 2003, 10:20pm

You high scorers! Another idle question for you
Are you the ones who advised on this site that sex/solo sex/vibrators/orgasms aborts a CH attack. Are you pulling our plonkers? I thought a headache was the excuse I'm supposed to use when I don't feel horny.
Hubby loves the idea (the sex bit anyway) but.......OOOH GOD NO

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by MKenney on Mar 18^th, 2003, 10:23pm

And what does a 7 mean? You guys could probably use more 7s.

MikeK

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by Charlie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 11:06pm

Scored a ten. I'm a wild and crazy guy.

Charlie

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cootie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 11:43pm

I'll bet ya Barny the dinosour scored at least a 28.......rite up there with tanner......Pam-Coots-same-ole-same-ole ;D

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by juvy on Mar 19^th, 2003, 4:23am

Posted by: Linda_Howell Posted on: Mar 18th, 2003, 7:05pm
I haven't taken this test yet, but I found it interesting that "juvy" who only has 21 posts to her name..............has Jonny all figured out. Hmmmmmm
Linda

Linda, I've read a lot of back posts. Jonny seems to be quite a character.

Ummm Linda, I've had sex with her
..................................jonny

Jonny then it either wasn't that good or it was that one night that i got really really drunk cuz i don't remember a damn thing...

btw how was I? ;)

Cheers,
Juvy

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by TomM on Mar 19^th, 2003, 7:31am

Seems to me the 'normal' range for CHers is 20-23.

Mike and Tanner are a few standard deviations off the 'norm'. ;D

TomM 8)

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by MKenney on Mar 19^th, 2003, 10:02am

Would I get more points and move further to the right on the bell curve if I confessed that I had thought about doing some of those vile things?
MikeK

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by TomM on Mar 19^th, 2003, 11:56am

Vile? How is: Ever been on a date? vile? ???

Now, if it asked: Ever considered your back seat time with small farm animals or circus midgettes a double date because you include PeeWee Herman? That would run close to being vile. ;D

TomM 8)

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by MKenney on Mar 19^th, 2003, 12:12pm

Actually, I once asked a golden retriever out, but she turned out to be a really poochy date. Consequently, I was able to honestly answer "No" to that question.

In any case, someone has to righteously defend the left end of the bell curve, or the standard deviations at the other end will take over the world.

MikeK

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by TomM on Mar 19^th, 2003, 12:36pm

Have you ever considered "Standard Deviation"?
If it's standard then how can it deviate? ;)

The left wing (of the bell curve) should most certainly cancel out the right wing (of the bell curve) and leaves the "normal" group, which is 66.67% of the total population.

I hate being lumped in with the "average" folks. I want to deviate hence I have cluster headaches. ;D

TomM

Title: Re: You're going straight to hell!
Post by cerebus on Mar 19^th, 2003, 11:10pm

Score:21 and yes I DO have a few tricks up my sleeve..LMMFAO!
Ramon