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(Message started by: jonny on Mar 14^th, 2003, 7:06pm)

Title: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 14^th, 2003, 7:06pm

Ok, Ladies!!

Take some toilet paper and rub it between your boobs, Why?

It worked for your ass didnt it? ;D

LMMFAO ;D ;D ;D ;D

..........................jonny:D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jimbo on Mar 14^th, 2003, 9:41pm

[b][/b] ;D

LMMFSYBO!!!!!!!!!

And remember "Don't squeeze the Charmin"

Seeya

Jimbo

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 1:59am

Hey.....you'd be suprised what a Miller Lite case pack on yer head will do fer boob size......breast enhancement box......been there...done that......got the pics...it works....really !!! Ya had ta be there !! Toilet paper my ass.......Pam-Coots-that's-done-that

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by Ann on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:58am

Jonny! You jerk! LOL
If it didn't work on my ass, will it work on my boobs anyway? hmmmmm I'll have to give it a try...NOT! LMAO

see you later you big dumby!
Ann

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by 2late on Mar 15^th, 2003, 8:02am

LMMFAO! ............Jack

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by Leesa on Mar 15^th, 2003, 9:45am

Hey Jonny
HUSH bro........ besides anymore then a.... well you know the rest. ;D *stomping foot and walking away* LOL :P
Just gotta love that smart ass :-*

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 15^th, 2003, 1:30pm

on 03/15/03 at 01:59:17, cootie wrote:

you'd be suprised what a Miller Lite case pack on yer head will do

Im like'in the case pack idea, can I do it with Miller high life?

I dont need boobs but I sure would have fun emptying the box, after emptying it the case pack on head would be a fucking fashion statement....LMMFAO ;D

...................................jonny :D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by ZAIRA on Mar 15^th, 2003, 2:12pm

Hey Jonny ;D... who do you think for yr. ASS ?!? ;D ;D ;D

LMFAO!! ;D

Zaira :P

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 3:43pm

It's amazein how much fun ya can have with beer and the box it came in settin 'round a campsite with a large group of yer closest freinds....we were rollin.....Pam-Coots-that's-creative-with-beer-boxes

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 15^th, 2003, 4:32pm

Box on my head and real drunk with no pants.....Hmmmm.....Yup, 1978 areosmith concert at the Boston garden.

I knew I did that before.....LOL ;D

.............................jonny :D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 4:46pm

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha jonny...sorry I missed that one....but I've seen that too......good times had by all way back then I spose.......ahhhhhh those carefree days when fun was what ya made it. We still have them moments tho.......Pam-Coots-fun-lover

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 15^th, 2003, 5:46pm

on 03/15/03 at 16:46:07, cootie wrote:

Pam-Coots-fun-lover

Fun lover.....Hmmmmm!!!!

Got ink?.......I will next week, got sicko Al coming over to fill me up......LOL ;D

...................................jonny :D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 6:15pm

Oh cool jonny...ya doin the top parts....too expensive for me ta continue for now...for now that is.......Pam-Coots-color'd-person

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cathy on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:06pm

Jonny I got the toilet paper and rubbed and rubbed but all that happened was I got a friction burn....so then I had to rub in some soothing cream...it didn't work!!!! :-/

Cathy...still no boobs... :(

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:14pm

Cathy.....use the kind that has the lotion already in the tissue.....motion lotion.....it'll work the majic for ya ! Ha-ha-ha.....Pam-Coots-with-the-scoop

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cathy on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:18pm

Cootie...I don't think anything will work for me...or if it did it'd take a lotta rubbing...lol ;D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:27pm

Well then why not try "stuffin" with the toilet paper.....(padding).....heck with the rubbin....think anyone would know ? Pam-Coots-that-don't-stuff

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 15^th, 2003, 7:31pm

A good jonny sucking will make them grow.....whats your address?

............................................jonny

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by modestmelon on Mar 16^th, 2003, 2:03am

:D

LOL jonny...

heh..nice one..

-=Modestmelon=-

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cathy on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:20pm

on 03/15/03 at 19:31:41, jonny wrote:

A good jonny sucking will make them grow.....whats your address?

............................................jonny

Jonny...my address is ...

2 Titler lane
Nippleless Town
Breastington
Silicon City
Mammry
BOO BSS

Cathy... ;D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by Edna on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:21pm

HEY JONNY.............who gave you permission to look at my ass to know such a thing.......LOL

So tell me then jonny, what's the solution ........what I gotta rub em with to shrink em now??????????

;D
EDNA

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:25pm

Edna....I think it comes ina tube fer that....preparation-shrink-that-ass......heh--heh....heh.....Pam-Coots-ya-had-ta-ask

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by suzy617 on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:31pm

on 03/17/03 at 18:25:38, cootie wrote:

Edna....I think it comes ina tube fer that....preparation-shrink-that-ass......heh--heh....heh.....Pam-Coots-ya-had-ta-ask

LMAO Cootie girl, too funny!

suzy (who dont need to rub nothin between my boobies ;D )

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cathy on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:33pm

...mine are so flat there is no inbetween...lol ;D

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by suzy617 on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:38pm

LOL, Cathy!
Hey some guys like em small, some like em big... guess we could say the same about the guys........NOT........LOL ;D

suzy

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 17^th, 2003, 6:49pm

Hey there's a rub fer them too......rubb-a-dub-dub-two-boobs-ina-tube......the guys.....well they havea blue pill.....no rubbin needed.......for days.......blahhhhhh.......Pam-Coots-jus-bein-silly

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 17^th, 2003, 7:02pm

..................jonny-No blue-pill-needed

(Is that the wind blowing?----BOING!!!!)

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 17^th, 2003, 10:52pm

jonny-bing-boing-ping ? Pam-Coots-slap-a-slong

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by juvy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:37pm

What i want to know is how much of that miller has Cootie and jonny been drinking and why are you two not sharing?

as to toilet papering the ass and tits, only when i'm really, really drunk, and since i get into too much trouble those days are few and far between. *sighs* ah but the memories.......

Beers and Cheers,
April

PS Cathy move to Europe, my entire family swears my tits have gotten bigger since i moved here. some even accused me of getting a Boob job. and could they do it in the privacy of our home...NOOoooo they had to shout it out at Red Lobster. Talking about a lobster red Face.....*mutters* damn embarassing family

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cathy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:52pm

Juvy....I am in Europe Im in the UK....guess Im just born to be boobless...except when pregnant 42DD and the photos to prove it...!!! LOL ;D

Maybe I should try the Millers...or borrow a bit from Edna, miss pes plano valgus... ;)
Cathy :)

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by juvy on Mar 18^th, 2003, 2:56pm

Cathy,

ah there's your problem, too far north...it's too cold..move to Holland :P

Cheers to Bigger Boobs,
April

P.S. and you can't be as flat as my aunt. She was pregnant with twins and still had no boobs....

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 18^th, 2003, 6:20pm

I been drinkin lotta beer on the weekends.......try the Miller case on the head.....put it on there bigger.....take it off there back ta normal. Gotta peal up one end of the box so you can see out and flip it open. Works at most camp parties.....ha-ha-ha.......Pam-Coots-that's-gettin-silly-agin......

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jonny on Mar 18^th, 2003, 6:33pm

on 03/18/03 at 18:20:03, cootie wrote:

r put it on there bigger.....take it off there back ta normal.

Why not just leave it on?

They are bigger and its a fashion statement.....LOL ;D

............................jonny

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by jimbo on Mar 18^th, 2003, 9:02pm

I once dated a lady who had boobs that were so small, she could put her bra on backwards and it still fit! ;D

Seeya,

Jimitrex

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 19^th, 2003, 12:00am

My grama could sling hers over her shoulders......now that's just "bad" !!!! Boy it's hard ta see and type well with this box on my head......Pam-Coots-that-can't-shoulder-sling

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by BobG on Mar 19^th, 2003, 12:05am

My granny told me this.......

Know how to tell you're getting old?

When you stand naked in front of the mirror and can see your butt hanging between your knees. :'(

Title: Re: Breast enlargement without surgery.
Post by cootie on Mar 19^th, 2003, 12:11am

Doesn't sound like sumthin even a Bow Flex could help.....man it's a bitch gettin old.....so much ta look forward to......Pam-Coots-avoiding-bags-n-sags-best-I-can