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(Message started by: Mark C on Feb 26^th, 2003, 9:52am)

Title: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by Mark C on Feb 26^th, 2003, 9:52am

Subject: Military Rules for Civilians!
Date: Sun, 23 Feb 2003 09:23:33 -0500

Dear Civilians:

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation
have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend
a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance with:

1) The next time you see an adult talking during the
playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the
American Flag in protest... kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served,
pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If
you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them
aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten
them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to
make this Nation great. Then hold them down while
a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

4) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend
that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's),
telling others that you used to be "Special Forces,"
and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been
okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make
you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5) If you witness someone calling an enlisted Marine
"Sir," stand back...a Marine will kick their ass.

6) Next time you come across an Air Force member,
do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in
the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass kicking (children are exempt).

7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is
not a blooper. It was a disgrace and disrespectful.
Sooner or later her ass will be kicked.

8 ) Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade, get
on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military
member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her
.....of course, failure to do either of those could earn
you a severe ass kicking.

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes
her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is
"traitor" and SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A TRAITOR. Just
mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and
get your ass kicked.

10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member
or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the
same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of
Command, is to include our commander in Chief.
The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC
regardless of political party. We have no inside track
on what happens inside those big important buildings
where all those "representatives" meet. All we know
is that when those civilian representatives screw up
the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten
it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver
North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made
sense to me ... stop it! If she did, she would most
likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists,
so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And
stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not
standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if
you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone
numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

13) Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie etc., are
terms of endearment we use describing each other.
Unless you are a service member or vet, you have
not earned the right to use them. Could get your
ass kicked.

14) Last but not least, whether or not you become
a member of the military, support our troops and
their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious
holiday that you enjoy with family and friends
please remember that there are, literally, thousands
of troops overseas wishing they could be with their
families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices
they make every day. Without them, our country
would get its ass kicked.

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by echo on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:05am

Let's Kick Some Ass!

BTW - any male veteran who shows his gratitude for the service I provided this country by kissing me on the lips will get his ass kicked!

Female vets -- pucker up :-* ;D

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by Roxy on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:24am

Dang echo.....thought I was going to get to kiss you there for a sec..... :o

alas.....I'm not a vet..... :-[

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by echo on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:32am

Correction

Females -- Pucker up :-* :-*

Thanks for the catch Roxy -- what was I thinking. Wait -- I'm a male -- I wasn't thinking ;D

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by Roxy on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:35am

.....or, you were thinking with......whoops, nevermind!!! ;)

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by CathiP on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:36am

Oh, man, Oh, man!! My Echo's BAACCKK!!!

puddin'

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by echo on Feb 26^th, 2003, 10:43am

on 02/26/03 at 10:35:16, Roxy wrote:

.....or, you were thinking with......whoops, nevermind!!! ;)

I feel better knowing that I was actually thinking. Builds self esteem ya know.

Title: Re: Military Rules for Civilians!
Post by domm on Feb 26^th, 2003, 6:02pm

Good stuff Mark. ;D

Here's a site if you'd like to do something positive to support the troops.

http://operationmilitarypride.org/packages.html

or you can be lazy (like me) and send them cash. They'll put together stuff and send it over for you.