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(Message started by: jmorgan52 on Jan 28^th, 2003, 9:15am)

Title: Tough questions
Post by jmorgan52 on Jan 28^th, 2003, 9:15am

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,
and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking,
then scroll down for the answer.

ANSWERS

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Title: Re: Tough questions
Post by LTBullitt on Jan 28^th, 2003, 1:54pm

No man
Answer B was the only choice, no need to read past his profile

Title: Re: Tough questions
Post by don on Jan 28^th, 2003, 2:06pm

I've always had a nagging feeling that me and Winston had a lot in common. Now I know!

Title: Re: Tough questions
Post by brain_cramps on Jan 28^th, 2003, 2:10pm

on 01/28/03 at 09:15:10, jmorgan52 wrote:

sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

sounds like me umm,er, someone I know ;)

Title: Re: Tough questions
Post by Karla on Jan 28^th, 2003, 2:54pm

No way! Get outa here. I just elected Hittler into office. Ug!