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(Message started by: BMoneeTheMoneeMan on May 6th, 2008, 8:46pm)

Title: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on May 6th, 2008, 8:46pm
I can't cook dinner!!  There's a conspiracy!

One of them sits in front of the fridge and the other sits in front of the stove.  What am I posta do?!?!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b8db27b3127ccea80e72c4b3e700000015102AbtHDFm5csk


I get the same hissing sound out of both of them when I tell them to move............

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Brew on May 6th, 2008, 8:56pm
Face it, B. You are the male of the species. You are yesterday's news, relegated to the bottom of the bird cage, a hairball on the carpet of life. You cannot create anything edible from the fridge or on the stove. Accept it. Embrace it. In time you will learn to love it.

Pack her up and go out for tacos.

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by DennisM1045 on May 6th, 2008, 8:58pm
What Brew said  ;;D

My wife cooks all week so I cook on Friday nights.  Pizza!

-Dennis-

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by PollyPocket on May 6th, 2008, 9:14pm
yep......... the distinct look of, "face it Dad, you're splurgin on pizza tonight"  :)


Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Mosaicwench on May 6th, 2008, 9:35pm

on 05/06/08 at 20:56:11, Brew wrote:
Face it, B. You are the male of the species. You are yesterday's news, relegated to the bottom of the bird cage, a hairball on the carpet of life. You cannot create anything edible from the fridge or on the stove. Accept it. Embrace it. In time you will learn to love it.


Pshaw!  This from a man who is an excellent cook!


Sorry for outing you dear!

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by AussieBrian on May 6th, 2008, 9:44pm
She's reading, B.  She's reading.

Please don't stop her.

Cook the cat instead.

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Redd on May 6th, 2008, 10:10pm
Ok, the Mom in me is coming out...

Simply relocate the reading space to a really comfy overstuffed chair and the cat to the garage for duration of the oven usage.

No one gets hurt, and all are fed a good meal.  Problem solved.


Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by cash5542 on May 6th, 2008, 10:14pm
But did anyone notice the book she is reading to the kitty???  This looks like some real bonding time with her pet, should not disturb it! I'm with others, it's a pizza night!

Charlotte

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 6th, 2008, 10:21pm


O.K. the Mom in me says this:

  When she gets good and hungry, she'll move.  Until that time...go in another room, turn on some tunes and have yourself a beer.  Problem solved.

 

 

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Brew on May 6th, 2008, 10:23pm

on 05/06/08 at 22:21:50, Linda_Howell wrote:
O.K. the Mom in me says this:

  When she gets good and hungry, she'll move.  Until that time...go in another room, turn on some tunes and have yourself a beer.  Problem solved.

I think the beer's in the fridge.

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on May 6th, 2008, 10:31pm

  LMAO.  DUH! of course.   ::)


Maybe you should have a glass of wine instead then Brian.

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by jimmers on May 7th, 2008, 8:45am
Daddy, wheres the cat?

How's your chicken sweetie? ;)

Jimmers

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by kevmd on May 7th, 2008, 2:18pm
at least they don't block the front door so you can't come in.  

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Cathi_Pierce on May 7th, 2008, 3:03pm
B!  The kid and the cat look perfectly content...you, on the other hand, have your feathers fluffed! LOL!  Face it, dinner's gonna be a bit late tonight....or you're going down to the local junquefood purveryor for takeout...once done, grab a book for yourself, find a spot next to Dianan and read your way to a state of bliss......in your safe, clean, happy home!

And anyone who even THINKS of offing or even throwing that cat ouside will be shot on sight!  >:(

Pleasant hours, PF, B,

Cathi

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by aprilbee on May 7th, 2008, 4:15pm
Your cooking worries are on the back burner for now, that is such a cute picture!  Especially with the book she is reading.....cook Taco Bell, that's what my husband cooks for me! ;)

Title: Re: Its a conspiracy!!!
Post by Jackie on May 7th, 2008, 6:03pm
Sure makes for a cute 'conspiracy' picture....... :)

"Bad Kitty" indeed..... ;)



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