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Title: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 27th, 2008, 1:35pm This morning when I and the boys got up Marta (my wife) was not to be found she has left us…………….. [smiley=nono.gif] some stuff of hers was missing… and a suitcase…. She has left me and the boys alone…… and took the train / plane to Düsseldorf In Germany for a Trade show (Interpack) [smiley=smug.gif] And now I have to (try) and take care of the 2 brats….. ( [smiley=bigguns.gif]) some thing my training didn’t include or my expiriens didn’t tech me…. well I wonder how long it will be befor they manage to get me “on the tree” ( [smiley=mad.gif]), they are working hard to do it, but I still manage to keep my self in line, 8) It even crossed my head to put 2 studs (Nails) into the wall and hang them, but then I will get into trouble with Marta, ( [smiley=hammer.gif] ) and she calls every 4 hours to see if the boys are still “living”, that is how much she trusts me…… I wonder why…. Lukyly it will be over on May 1st. Michael |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by thebbz on Apr 27th, 2008, 1:40pm Keep your powder dry. Try chains in the closet. It's a good deterant. ;) thebb |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Guiseppi on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:00pm My wife has left me several times....some damned do gooder always brings her back though! :-/ Guiseppi PS: NEVER NEVER let the kids see the fear in your heart. ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:15pm on 04/27/08 at 14:00:55, Guiseppi wrote:
My 2 brats smell it………. like vultures :P |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Jonny on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:31pm Sell the brats and run like hell! ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by vietvet2tours on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:40pm Fer sure don't show them any kindness or compassion. They see that as a weakness. Potter |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by mummymac on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:41pm You stinker, My first reaction on reading this was OH NO. Only when I got to the end I thought you Little S**T. You played that one well, hoping you all enjoy your time Mum free, rember to wash the dishes before she gets back though. Have fun Tanya |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Callico on Apr 27th, 2008, 2:56pm Several years ago my wife had a chance to ride with some friends to visit her parents, but I couldn't get off work. When I went to church on Sunday a couple of gossips wanted to know if Linda was sick. Knowing their liking to have a good story I just told them that she had gone home to her mother's. They wanted to know if I wasn't upset. I said "No, I even helped her pack." :D The next Sunday she was home again, and no sooner had she walked in the door tothe church and about six women surrounded her telling her how happy they were that we were back together! Of course I had "neglected" to mention to her what had happened! ;;D Enjoy the time with the kids. I always have a good time with mine if Linda is gone for a day or two. It just kind of changes the atmosphere around the house for a little bit, but I AM glad to see her home! ;;D Jerry |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 27th, 2008, 3:46pm I figured out the hard way, I have no idea how to put he dishwasher on…. nor do I know how the stupid washing mashie / dryer work….. I did get dinner on the table, I do know how to cook, and I got them on time to sleep…. the Navy way….. Boys do this, and you do it right now! when mom called they did tell her the house is run like a ship…. navy style… I even got to watch the race in peace (F1 Race) and NCIS….. and now Numbers…. How happy Ill be to see her, and I bet the boys will be happy and relived…. Michael |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by syrs842 on Apr 27th, 2008, 3:57pm Boy this kind of make you appreciate your wife doesn't it. I haven't tried leaving yet, but my time is coming in July. Even though it's for a short time I can't wait. Maybe you should have a nice dinner, flowers and a nice bubble bath for her when she gets back. And remember don't hurt those kids to bad. ;;D Pat |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by chewy on Apr 27th, 2008, 6:45pm Duct Tape |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by AussieBrian on Apr 27th, 2008, 7:25pm We hear your cry, Michael, and we'll help in any way we can but please understand that we're not doctors here and certainly don't do diagnoses over the internet. Nevertheless, it certainly sounds like that dread disease - duster headaches! It's far more common in women than men (perhaps you're in touch with your feminine self) and commonly manifests in dishphobia, serial hair-pulling and an uncontrollable desire to employ a French maid. Treatment options are few but the most successful to date involves locking the children in the closet and spending the evening at the nearest pub. Hope this helps, B. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Charlie on Apr 27th, 2008, 8:17pm Remember to take out the dishes before pissing in the sink. :o Charlie |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by HappyElaine on Apr 27th, 2008, 8:20pm Oh Hell do what Buddy did when I would go off and leave the kids with him. He did nothing around the house. He took them out for Pizza, and hamburger's, and they watched horror movies. They ate junk food for Breakfast. Then the day before I would get home they straighten up the house. There is a difference between straightening and cleaning. I would Bitch and Moan because the house wasn't clean, but I would give him a big hug and some ...well anyway for being a good dad and making sure the kids had a good time and were ok. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by brewcrew on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:07pm It's male bonding time, my friend. Pizza, burgers, potato chips, sugary, highly caffeinated soda, action movies, horror movies, burping, farting, scratching - you get the picture. Maybe even go write your names in the snow - in yellow. I guarantee your boys will remember these times when the guys just got to be guys. One more thing - clean up after yourselves before Marta gets back. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by DennisM1045 on Apr 27th, 2008, 9:22pm Damn Michael, For one who struggles with the English you sure got my ass with this one ;;D Nice job. Now, don't let them know where the Duct Tape and power tools are. You won't sleep till she gets back otherwise :o -Dennis- |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Perediablo on Apr 27th, 2008, 11:30pm Navy style eh? "Sweepers, sweepers...man your brooms. Give the ship a good sweep down both fore and aft. It's now Clean Stations. All hands man your stations. I want this ship sparkling. I want to be able to eat in the head." Give em hell Chief! hahaha Eric |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by George_J on Apr 28th, 2008, 12:33am Hmm, yeah... The pizza and burgers and horror movies. And the last-minute house-cleaning. That hit was uncomfortably close. :-/ Hope you and the kids have a great time, Michael. Best, George |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Batch on Apr 28th, 2008, 1:35am Michael, Nice try, but you can't fool me... I stayed with you, Marta, JJ, and Ben, so know your house runs like a fine Swiss watch... I doubt Marta's business trip will pose any problems. Hmm... Let's see... The boys are already off to school by now so as long as you're off work and home alone... make time for a combat nap. V/R, Batch |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 28th, 2008, 6:17am I am not off........ I am at work..... wonder how the house will look like when I am back from work......... |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Langa on Apr 28th, 2008, 6:24am Brew you ain't right! LOL And i'm glad the wife is just away for a few days...damn near gave me a heart attack with the first sentence. whew! Langa |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by brewcrew on Apr 28th, 2008, 7:26am on 04/28/08 at 06:24:34, Langa wrote:
That's what the men in the white coats keep telling me. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by sandie99 on Apr 28th, 2008, 8:10am I think you'll be fine... Just don't let Marta see this thread when she gets back, just in case... ;) Sanna ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 28th, 2008, 10:22am on top off all the „fun“ I was called by school and they told me to come and get JJ from school, he is sick I was in the middle of working, and how much I love to be called in the middle, to drop every thing and run - Murphy’s Low So the Pizza that was planed for tonight at a close by restaurant is off, being pigs is off…. ( I was going to do all the stuff you have been posting the "man" night / time) will have to put some food on the table, and for JJ some sort of “healthy” food…. (so I can send him to school tomorrow) and I am left with the dishes…. and the clean up…… on the other hand I will let every thing for Marta to clan…. and I am going to sit and see “Man in trees” on TV |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Paul98 on Apr 28th, 2008, 12:36pm on 04/28/08 at 10:22:28, wildhaus wrote:
Paper plates are mans best friend...well 2nd best, the dog does most of the heavy dish work around here! ;) -P. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 28th, 2008, 12:46pm on 04/28/08 at 12:36:22, Paul98 wrote:
ROTFLMAO [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by LeLimey on Apr 28th, 2008, 1:03pm on 04/28/08 at 10:22:28, wildhaus wrote:
Enjoy your delusions while you can Michael - we both know you aren't that brave!!!!! ;;D Quote:
Make sure you tape "Man on knees" for us when Marta gets back! ;) |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by brewcrew on Apr 28th, 2008, 1:17pm Who needs dishes when you're eating hot dogs, pizza, and potato chips? Crumbs fall on the floor, the dogs eats the crumbs. I'm not seeing a problem here. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 28th, 2008, 1:54pm That much for camaraderie Helen, you just pulled me back to reality….. and I was hoping Ill get support for me going to let the kitchen and dinning room look like war zone…… I was starting to believe I am a chauvinist and ill get by with this feeling….. Now I am back to: good (old) boy / Husband….. |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by DennisM1045 on Apr 30th, 2008, 1:13pm Anyone heard from Michael? I'm having visions of him tied up in a closet with the inmates running the asylum ;;D -Dennis- |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by LeLimey on Apr 30th, 2008, 1:15pm Marta is home tomorrow - if I know Michael he is scrubbing every last inch of the house LOL Hey Michael, a nice dinner waiting, flowers and wine or chocolates will go a long way towards brownie points for whatever you HAVE forgotten! |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Rosybabe on Apr 30th, 2008, 1:21pm I bet Michael won't be here for a while...right now He is cleaning like there is no tomorrow ;;D...who said Cinderella worked her a## off? LOL! ;;D |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by wildhaus on Apr 30th, 2008, 3:06pm Marta is arr. at 23:50 (11:50PM) I have to go get her at the train station. The house looks good, just had to pay…. and magic, the house is spotless. I was at work most of the time…. so the brats and me went for dinner so we don’t have to clean…. even my tea is made into a disposable cup… Tks. Bill (Brew) for the idea, what would I have done with out the know- how I have got from you all…… I don’t think Marta will look at the house that late at night after a long day, I wonder if she will take notice of me…… And if she thinks the house is not properly set…. I will ask you all for advice….. I did eliminate all the Duct Tape ect. she might have used it on me… (and no funny comments) To be honest, I did miss her a lot, for some odd reason I do miss her every time I go or she goes…. and we do it a few times in a course of a year, As a CH’er, I hate being in a high cycle and she is not close to me, I find it so much better and essayer when I know she is just a step away….. She is my Basherte! I just simply love her...... Michael |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Jackie on Apr 30th, 2008, 3:34pm Michael, I'm glad you and the 'brats' survived..... :) Such a lovely, sweet post.....I hope you share it with your bride. Jackie |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Rosybabe on Apr 30th, 2008, 4:18pm AWWWWW! That is LOVE!!! [smiley=inlove.gif] |
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Title: Re: My wife left me and the boys…. Post by Tiannia on May 1st, 2008, 6:03pm on 04/30/08 at 16:18:16, Rosybabe wrote:
No kidding. |
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