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(Message started by: nani on Apr 26^th, 2008, 12:30am)

Title: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by nani on Apr 26^th, 2008, 12:30am

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by Kevin_M on Apr 26^th, 2008, 5:51am

Canadians sacrifice their beer and sell it into slavery to us. When placed in the refrigerator, it is soon cleaned out. Accompanys us to the living room staying within arms length to keep our throats washed down so we can laugh and yell louder at the TV. They are always bought and sold over pool games at the bar. And they exercise us hourly making sure short walks to the bathroom are taken but they seem neglectful helping to lift the toilet seat.

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by LeLimey on Apr 26^th, 2008, 8:25am

Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie ;)

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by deltadarlin on Apr 26^th, 2008, 9:02am

on 04/26/08 at 08:25:35, LeLimey wrote:

Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie ;)

Do you realize how many ways I could spin that statement ;) ;;D!

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by Paul98 on Apr 26^th, 2008, 10:40am

on 04/26/08 at 08:25:35, LeLimey wrote:

Phwoarrrr... I'm buying me a Mountie ;)

and just where do you plan on keeping him? ;)

-P.

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 26^th, 2008, 10:57am

On a Horse silly, and very near to the Molsons.

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by LeLimey on Apr 26^th, 2008, 11:14am

on 04/26/08 at 10:40:11, Paul98 wrote:

and just where do you plan on keeping him? ;)

-P.

Well I thought we could keep him in the barn 'cos they're used to the cold and hardship and then he could do all the digging and planting etc and we could have more time just for us! Howzat for a plan?! :)

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by Lizzie2 on Apr 26^th, 2008, 1:06pm

Excellent find, Nani!! I have a few people who need to read it.... :)

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by Melissa on Apr 26^th, 2008, 6:34pm

I bought them all!!! All the midget ones and stuck them on my refrigerator!!! :P

Title: Re: Why can't I own a Canadian?
Post by KJ on Apr 26^th, 2008, 7:09pm

Why can't I own a Canadian?

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

I'm not sure why I'm laughing, but that is sooo funny!