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(Message started by: AussieBrian on Apr 5^th, 2008, 6:16am)

Title: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by AussieBrian on Apr 5^th, 2008, 6:16am

Truly, judge, I never knew she was dead. I thought she was English.

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by George_J on Apr 5^th, 2008, 6:35am

Well, that ought to stir the pot. :-X

;;D

Best,

George

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by LeLimey on Apr 5^th, 2008, 8:22am

Oh George you don't have to worry, Aussie Brian is quite safe. :)

It's a well known fact that English women do appear dead to Aussie men, it's the stench you see.. get within 6 foot of one and youll pass out from olafactory traumatic stress.

It's gotten so bad that there have now been a deluge of cases reported where English women are passing out when they see a picture of Russell Crowe :o

Brian has my absolute sympathy. The poor bloke is only trying to be friendly but it just doesn't wash 8)

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by Annette on Apr 5^th, 2008, 5:32pm

on 04/05/08 at 06:35:20, George_J wrote:

Well, that ought to stir the CAULDRON :-X

;;D

Best,

George

There you go George, fix it for ya ;)

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by Charlie on Apr 5^th, 2008, 6:40pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/stir pot.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by AussieBrian on Apr 5^th, 2008, 7:53pm

on 04/05/08 at 08:22:03, LeLimey wrote:

It's a well known fact that English women do appear dead to Aussie men....

And if all of England's witches were laid end to end, I doubt anyone would be particularly surprised.

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by M.R. on Apr 5^th, 2008, 7:59pm

Well

If they hold still and don't run away....I'm good with that.

Mike

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by brewcrew on Apr 5^th, 2008, 8:02pm

on 04/05/08 at 19:59:11, M.R. wrote:

Well

If they hold still and don't run away....I'm good with that.

Mike

Always raising the bar, eh Mike? ;;D

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by coach_bill on Apr 5^th, 2008, 8:08pm

hey, my mother was english.!!! lol . i speak english.! lol where is the love?? coach bill

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by LeLimey on Apr 5^th, 2008, 8:26pm

on 04/05/08 at 19:53:42, AussieBrian wrote:

And if all of England's witches were laid end to end....

.... it wouldn't be by an Australian and that's a fact! :P

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by AussieBrian on Apr 5^th, 2008, 8:51pm

on 04/05/08 at 20:26:34, LeLimey wrote:

it wouldn't be by an Australian...

Ah, but we're the true patriots, LeLimey, because we left England for England's own good. It was only those who weren't actually convicted of their crimes who remained behind to freeze and drink hot beer.

Title: Re: Guilty, with mitigating circumstances.
Post by Annette on Apr 5^th, 2008, 9:33pm

If water can be deadly to a witch, wouldnt hot beer to one with CH be .... detrimental ? :P

;;D