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(Message started by: kimh on Apr 3^rd, 2008, 6:38pm)

Title: A Cat Story
Post by kimh on Apr 3^rd, 2008, 6:38pm

Once upon a time a girl happened upon a forest (apartment in eastern long island).

This fair lassy was alone and frightened and there was woods all around. She was befuddled.

She entered the forest (apartment) with trepedition and as it was nite did not notice the big fat cat that eyed her as she turned her key (he used to live there but was abandoned by the buttheads who abandoned him).

Each day the lass would wander her new found woods. And each day "big boy" knew he struck gold. This lass would tawk to him daily and he grew accustomed to her unique greetings :D Before lawng he had a name (MILO). Soon he would join her on her walks and sit by her in her chair swishing his tail in agreement with what a dumb ass her husband was :D

Anyhow, before long this lost lassy found and befriended the most loyal prince MILO (furrball cat with big balls - he's gettin neutered shortly thanks to the folks at SAVE) a match made in heaven.

Every day Big Betty (old faithful 92 suburban) pulls into the driveway and that loyal feller just comes a runnin to greet me. He loves me and i love him. Isnt it funny how ost souls find one another in the darndest of places ;)

God gives us what we need :)

Title: Re: A Cat Story
Post by Rosybabe on Apr 3^rd, 2008, 7:33pm

Title: Re: A Cat Story
Post by Kevin_M on Apr 3^rd, 2008, 8:45pm

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This fair lassy was alone and frightened and there was woods all around. She was befuddled.

the big fat cat that eyed her

http://www.victorianweb.org/art/illustration/tenniel/alice/6.4.jpg

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This lass would tawk to him daily

`Who are you talking to?' said the King, going up to Alice, and looking at the Cat's head with great curiosity.

`It's a friend of mine--a Cheshire Cat,' said Alice: `allow me to introduce it.'

Quote:

prince MILO

`Well, it must be removed,' said the King very decidedly, and he called the Queen, who was passing at the moment, `My dear! I wish you would have this cat removed!'

The Queen... `Off with his...

Quote:

he's gettin neutered shortly

;)
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'and they lived at the bottom of a well--'

`But they were in the well,' Alice said to the Dormouse, not choosing to notice this last remark.

`Of course they were', said the Dormouse; `--well in.'

Title: Re: A Cat Story
Post by Woobie on Apr 4^th, 2008, 6:38am

Awwwwwwwww :) [smiley=hug.gif]
Nice story Kim!