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(Message started by: Sean_C on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm)
Title: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Sean_C on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:51pm
Guts or Balls ??????

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ' 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.  [smiley=grin2.gif]
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Annette on Mar 27th, 2008, 9:56pm

on 03/27/08 at 21:51:57, Sean_C wrote:
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.  [smiley=grin2.gif]



May not be that bad ! It depends a bit on the exclusion clause of the insurance policy, maybe only permanent disability ?

8)    ;;D

Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Ray on Mar 28th, 2008, 8:23am
Let it be known that a Darwin Award will be arriving after this to honor another brainless sap who's done us the favor of taking themselves out of the gene pool.

LOL    ;;D

Ray
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by sandie99 on Mar 28th, 2008, 8:25am

on 03/27/08 at 21:51:57, Sean_C wrote:
Guts or Balls ??????
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.  [smiley=grin2.gif]

;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by LeLimey on Mar 28th, 2008, 9:50am

on 03/27/08 at 21:51:57, Sean_C wrote:
Guts or Balls ??????

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ' 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.  [smiley=grin2.gif]


Umm Barb!!! Sort your pet out!  ;)
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Linda_Howell on Mar 28th, 2008, 12:28pm

 Oh right!  as if Sean would have the guts OR the balls to actually show his wife that he posted this.   LMAO

 
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by LeLimey on Mar 28th, 2008, 1:01pm
I'll just have to email her then  ;)

Sorry Seanie, you know I love you but it's a discipline thing!
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Sean_C on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:14pm

on 03/28/08 at 13:01:42, LeLimey wrote:
I'll just have to email her then  ;)

Sorry Seanie, you know I love you but it's a discipline thing!


LMAO please don't  [smiley=grin2.gif] [smiley=grin2.gif]
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by LeLimey on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:28pm
I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?  ;)
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Sean_C on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:35pm

on 03/28/08 at 15:28:21, LeLimey wrote:
I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?  ;)


ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put the horns away LMAO!!!!!!!! NOW LOL  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Paul98 on Mar 28th, 2008, 3:49pm

on 03/28/08 at 15:28:21, LeLimey wrote:
I know what you're thinking. Did she send an email or didn't she?
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as I'm the meanest meany in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?  ;)


Is that "dirty LeLimey" "LeLimey Eastwood" ;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b8dd09b3127cceb6802ced3c6e00000025100AZuWzdi0Ys2IA

-P.
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Jonny on Mar 28th, 2008, 4:04pm

on 03/27/08 at 21:51:57, Sean_C wrote:
slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''


LMMFAO!!!!!!  [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Langa on Mar 28th, 2008, 4:47pm
Gordon would end up without guts or balls after any of those statements.

And Lelimey is right...it's a discipline thing.  :)

Langa
Title: Re: Guts or Balls ????????????
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 28th, 2008, 5:57pm

Quote:
''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''


She'd be flying somewhere.  

"Ok hun, I'll just go jump in the stewing kettle."


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