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(Message started by: George_J on Mar 19^th, 2008, 8:52am)

Title: Bad Movies.
Post by George_J on Mar 19^th, 2008, 8:52am

Ellen and I played hooky after school yesterday and went to see "10,000 B. C. " It truly bit the big one.

Still, though...it was a long way from being the worst movie of all time. There are many foul contenders-- "Heaven's Gate", "The Boys from Brazil" , "Quest for Fire" , and so forth.

El has a long way to go to complete her cinematic education. I will try to correct that deficiency, concerned parent that I am.

Best wishes,

George

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Melissa on Mar 19^th, 2008, 9:17am

There was an animated movie that was really vulgar that I just hated.

I also don't like Jackass the Movie.

Borat was dumb too.

JMO, lol.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by sandie99 on Mar 19^th, 2008, 9:46am

Timo went to see 10 000 BC last Saturday and he didn't like it either.

My mother from all people has actually seen Borat... And Catwoman and Troy. She has picked some intresting choices considering her usual taste.

I didn't like Conair.

Sanna

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by JDH on Mar 19^th, 2008, 10:00am

Blair Witch Project ::)

It didn't even come close to living up to all the hype it got.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Melissa on Mar 19^th, 2008, 10:27am

I think the name of the cartoon movie was Team America World Police or some stupid thing like that.

Was dumb.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Rosybabe on Mar 19^th, 2008, 12:46pm

Seven year on Tibet....even with Brad Pitt in it...hurt my bu%% to be seated that long at the movies :(..felt like seven years....

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by E-Double on Mar 19^th, 2008, 12:51pm

loved meet joe black and 7 yrs in tibet.

Wanna see crap:

Attack of the killer tomatos

Kentucky fried movie

SO BAD you piss your pants lmao

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Cathi_Pierce on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:05pm

How bout:
Dumb n Dumber
SpaceBalls
Barbarella

ohh, there are more..............

Cathi

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Melissa on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:22pm

Dumb & Dumber kicked ASS!!! [smiley=grin2.gif]

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by echo on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:30pm

I skipped out to see 10,000 BC also. It was a good way to blow a couple of hours and $20.00 for tickets and munchies.

Must admit that "No country for old men" was a little strange.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by brewcrew on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:45pm

Spaceballs is one of the better parodies of our generation.

"Nobody knows the trouble I seen.
Nobody knows but Jesus."

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by LeLimey on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:45pm

Unbreakable - I had such high hopesfor that and it was shite.

White noise - the same. It just didn't live up to it's promise and never got going.

Starship Troopers - sat through this with my ex, appalling! Absolutely appalling. Not even funnily bad *shuddering*

There are more. Sadly - many more!

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by starlight on Mar 19^th, 2008, 1:56pm

JDH--"Blair Witch Project"--yeah, like what the hell was that? All I remember about that movie is brown foliage. Was there an actual plot?

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Langa on Mar 19^th, 2008, 2:16pm

on 03/19/08 at 13:56:01, starlight wrote:

JDH--"Blair Witch Project"--yeah, like what the hell was that? All I remember about that movie is brown foliage. Was there an actual plot?

Exactly! I'm still confused by that dumb movie. [smiley=huh.gif]

I loved Dumb and Dumber, but just saw the first few minutes of Dumb and Dumberer and quickly changed it.

I loved seeing Brad Pitt eating Peanut butter though...just sayin... ::)

Langa

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by George_J on Mar 19^th, 2008, 2:52pm

A clip from "Quest for Fire", in case you haven't seen it. Don't bother seeing the rest--it's much the same. Tommy Chong's daughter was in it. No one else, really.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GPYRpoW4EC0

Oh...and "Battlefield Earth". How could I forget that one? Based on the L. Ron Hubbard novel, starring John Travolta. [smiley=hurl.gif]

Ka-ka.

Best,

George

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by superhawk2300 on Mar 19^th, 2008, 7:59pm

Spaceballs!

SB is great right up there with Young Frankenstien AS far as great funny movies of all time!

Legends of the Fall put me to sleep on a date even though I was with a cute chick on her couch. "He didn't break them, but he was the rock that they broke themselves against".

What a bunch of crap.....

Modified to clarify......

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Mar 19^th, 2008, 8:19pm

Go to your video store and request " Dark Harvest"--This movie wa so bad it was good, because it was funny. It is listed under the horror movie section. Another favorite of mine is " What's up Tiger Lilly."

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by chewy on Mar 19^th, 2008, 8:36pm

Bridges Over Madison County.

Even the voices in my head fell into muted boredom.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by cash5542 on Mar 19^th, 2008, 8:40pm

I'm sure someone is going to disagree with me but the worst movie I saw recently was "Year of The Dog" with Molly Shannon. It was really dark and boring. I wasn't expecting that from her.

Charlotte

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by superhawk2300 on Mar 19^th, 2008, 10:15pm

Yeah chewy - good one, er, not ......a good one!

Same timbre as Legend of the Fall. Ugghh.

Brutal.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by starlight on Mar 19^th, 2008, 10:16pm

Chewy,

"Even the voices in my head fell into muted boredom."--Can I borrow that phrase, please?

I take it you probably didn't like the "English Patient" either :)

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Charlie on Mar 19^th, 2008, 11:29pm

I'm with Helen on "Starship Troopers." I hated every one of those kids.

"Battlefield Earth" is right up there as the top stinker but nothing compares to "Blair Witch Project" as a complete waste of time. Bleagh.

Charlie

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by LeLimey on Mar 20^th, 2008, 6:55am

I never watched the Blair Witch project - I kept thinking it was Tony's wife trying to follow in Bill's wife's footsteps :o

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by barry_sword on Mar 20^th, 2008, 7:22am

When Angie and I watched the Blair Witch Project we were under the impression it was based on a true story. We were a little freaked out afterwards then we found out it was a total hoax! >:(

I guess they got us, but when part 2 came out we boycotted it totally. Damn you Hollywood! [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by sandie99 on Mar 20^th, 2008, 1:55pm

I actually loved Spaceballs as a kid! I saw with my best friend and we had a blast watching on TV over and over and over again. ;;D Now I have it on DVD. ;)

Sanna

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Paul98 on Mar 20^th, 2008, 1:59pm

Cyborg with Claud VanDam.

Terrible plot and very poor acting. Painful!

-P.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by midwestbeth on Mar 20^th, 2008, 2:50pm

Two awful movies (IMHO) that I wasted my life watching..........About Schmidt with Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates.........like the actors, did not like the movie.
Movie that got great reviews, but I just did not get.......thought it was boring was Lost in Translation with Bill Murray.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Charlie on Mar 20^th, 2008, 3:08pm

Like Melissa, I think "Borat" is a waste of time. It was incredibly boring to me. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/projector.gif

I love beyond horrible movies too. I got one of those dollar dvd sets at Walmart and saw four SF films that are unbelieveable stinkers. "This Is Not A Test" is the worst, "Killers From Space," (this sounds familiar though) is right up there but "Wasp Woman" and "Unknown World" beat it out on this disk. I loved them all. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/remote.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by sandie99 on Mar 20^th, 2008, 3:13pm

on 03/20/08 at 14:50:17, midwestbeth wrote:

If it's any help, I didn't particularly enjoy those films, either. I went to see About Schmidt, because I've liked Kathy Bates in many other roles. But that film... I didn't like it.

And what comes to Lost in Translation... I went to see it after reading and hearing lots of reviews telling me that it's "hilarious comedy, laughs quaranteed". Well, not for me. I love comedies, but I certainly would not call LIT one.

Sanna

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by brewcrew on Mar 20^th, 2008, 3:17pm

I'd have to say that Napoleon Dynamite falls into that category for me. It was so bad it was great. But the makers intended it to be that way. And the message was very uplifting and positive. I think the whole thing was made for something ridiculous like $400,000.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Kirk on Mar 21^st, 2008, 8:58am

Plan Nine from Outer Space has to fall in there somewhere.

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Melissa on Mar 21^st, 2008, 9:06am

Jon Heder ROCKS!!!

http://www.myspace-layout.com/contents/media/napoleondynamite.gif

:D

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by superhawk2300 on Mar 21^st, 2008, 9:28am

The Napolean Dynamite thing seems to be one of theose "lvoe it or hate it" things.

My friend thought it was the funniest ever, I just didn't get it.

Another terrible movie was Cabin Fever - ALMOST walked out on that one and I have never walked out on a movie (yet).

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by George_J on Mar 21^st, 2008, 9:29am

on 03/21/08 at 08:58:36, Kirk wrote:

Plan Nine from Outer Space has to fall in there somewhere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space

You got that right. "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is a howler of such monumental proportions that it must be seen to be believed.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHRq80QNnJM

"What do you make of that? " ;;D ;;D

Best,

George

Edit to add:

Another in the same horrible tradition: "The Killer Shrews", (1959 )

The shrews were actually dogs dressed in animal skins--you can even hear them bark audibly in some scenes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UaH4qGdo-FM&feature=related [smiley=nono.gif]

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by Charlie on Mar 21^st, 2008, 10:40am

I own a copy of "Plan Nine" that I bought years ago. Now, TCM runs the thing every so many months. It's one of my favorites. I'm waiting for "Glen or Glenda."

"The Killer Shews" is wonderful if you have a MST3K copy. I have most of one. I think it's the funniest one the crew did.

I rarely miss a running of "Reefer Madness."

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/popcorn machine.gif

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by imnotbub on Mar 21^st, 2008, 8:31pm

Now you see, I loved Borat and Starship Troopers. I also liked Meet Joe Black. I thought it was deep. (leaving myself open, but what the hay)
My least favs would have to include Godfather III. But Dumb and Dumber was just awful. I actually brought it back to the video store after buying it and demanded my money back. They gave it to me.

Steve

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by MR_JESTER on Mar 21^st, 2008, 8:47pm

WORST MOVIE EVER!!

Drum roll please...
And the winner is..

The GODS must be crazy..

Ever seen it? You just keep watching to see just how bad it will actually get

Title: Re: Bad Movies.
Post by purpleydog on Mar 21^st, 2008, 8:53pm

The Exorcist II was really bad. The Blair Witch Project, that was just stupid... to the point of being stupid. What a waste of time.