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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Mar 1^st, 2008, 11:13pm)

Title: Poor Herman
Post by ClusterChuck on Mar 1^st, 2008, 11:13pm

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
his ashes home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio
table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started
talking to him. "Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in
the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes"

Title: Re: Poor Herman
Post by Kevin_M on Mar 1^st, 2008, 11:22pm

Aww, so sweet. She kept her promise.

Blah though. A mouthful of ashes??? ::)

Not right now honey, I'm a little burnt out.

Title: Re: Poor Herman
Post by andrewjb on Mar 2^nd, 2008, 4:13pm

:o, a woman scorned ! ! andrew.

Title: Re: Poor Herman
Post by Ray on Mar 2^nd, 2008, 5:05pm

Too bad Herman that you had to die and get cremated to get a little action going on the patio table.... ::)

Ray