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(Message started by: nani on Feb 25th, 2008, 11:48pm)

Title: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by nani on Feb 25th, 2008, 11:48pm
I couldn't believe it!   [smiley=eek5.gif]


http://www.wyrdwords.vispa.com/halloween/autotype/type.html

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Annette on Feb 26th, 2008, 12:30am
This is what I got


Saulutasions mourtle beyng, i kum to yew from beond the graive.  Yer awtomattik riting needz a spellchekr.

[smiley=crackup.gif]


The Beyondness didnt know my normal riting needs a spellchecker even more desperately!

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by George_J on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:03am
I  got:

"This is your great great great grandmother.  I watch over you day and night, but do you care?  You never call, you never write.  It's like I don't exist!"

Well--ggg grandmom.....you don't.  ;;D  Have a nice day.

Best,

George

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Woobie on Feb 26th, 2008, 4:19am
This is what I got... LMAO!


I am Lord Oberon of the planet Anthrophile.  We have been helping you earthlings since prehistoric times.  We taught you the secrets of fire and the wheel.  We built the pyramids and stonehenge.  I'm here to collect on the debt.  You've sure accumulated a lot of interest!



silly
HI NANI!  Smooch

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 26th, 2008, 5:49am
Is there anybody out there? Hello? They told me I could use this *&%^$@ machine to communicate with my living decendants, but I can't tell if I'm clicking on the right buttons

About right for me don't you think... I would get a computer idiot :D from the great beyond......

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Gena on Feb 26th, 2008, 7:54am
This is a message from your higher self.  You are one with the universe, dude.  You are cosmic.  You are sooo, like, cool.  I love you, lower self, I really do.


See, I knew I was cool  8)

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by PollyPocket on Feb 26th, 2008, 8:25am
This is your spirit guide Chief Kumon Koakie ('Dances with Sailors'). You are a spiritual warrior.  You must fight for the right to Party.

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by sandie99 on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:11am
Here's what I got:
This is a message from your higher self.  You are one with the universe, dude.  You are cosmic.  You are sooo, like, cool.  I love you, lower self, I really do.

Very similar with what Gena got, hmm... ;)

Sanna

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by NJRik on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:16am
My message was this:

This is the Glorious Saint Pertrude of the Bracken Waters. Please share my message with all mankind. Jesus is coming.  Look busy.

Rather strange did not know Jesus had sex.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Melissa on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:22am
Here's mine:

"Hey, sorry to bother you.  Normally I wouldn't dream of asking for money from a stranger.  It's just that I didn't know I needed to have coins on me when I was buried.  I told the ferryman dude that one of my relatives would pay him on the otherside, but he insists on cash in advance."

Ohforpetesake, dead people! ::)

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by midwestbeth on Feb 26th, 2008, 9:26am
This is what I got.....LMAO!

Aarrgh, enternal torment and damnation! Oh, the pain, the pain.  Woe is me! I'm stuck in heaven with Pat Robertson as a roommate.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Rosybabe on Feb 26th, 2008, 12:18pm
I got this:  ;;D

Sultry days and nights.  Really HOT nude bodies. Having a blazing time in the afterlife. Wish you were here.


I guess hell is not that bad after all  [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Yorky on Feb 26th, 2008, 12:43pm
Hey, sorry to bother you.  Normally I wouldn't dream of asking for money from a stranger.  It's just that I didn't know I needed to have coins on me when I was buried.  I told the ferryman dude that one of my relatives would pay him on the otherside, but he insists on cash in advance.

:o typical       :)

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Mosaicwench on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:02pm
"I am your guardian Angel.  I guide you and protect you and keep you from harm.  Do me a favour  and go get some exercise or even some sleep.  You've been at that computer way too long! . . . Great - I have an English Guardian Angel!


and I tried it once more just for grins . . . .

"Didn't anybody warn you that those who dabble in the occult are forever damned? Oh well, too late now.  I look forward to meeting you down here someday."

:-/

Ok - just one more time!

"I don't care what you said at the funeral.  I know what you were thinking.  Just wait till we meet again, deary.  I've got a bone to pick with you!"

:D

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by gore2424 on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:12pm
I am a lost soul, condemned to wander the earth forever.  They won't let me walk into the light because of things I have done in real world. Nor may I go down to the fire place cause I wasnt that bad of a person. Please help me please help me go on to the clouds and stars above.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by brewcrew on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:42pm

on 02/26/08 at 09:16:45, NJRik wrote:
My message was this:

This is the Glorious Saint Pertrude of the Bracken Waters. Please share my message with all mankind. Jesus is coming.  Look busy.

Rather strange did not know Jesus had sex.

Poor Taste of the Day Award.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by brewcrew on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:44pm

on 02/26/08 at 07:54:22, Gena wrote:
This is a message from your higher self.  You are one with the universe, dude.  You are cosmic.  You are sooo, like, cool.  I love you, lower self, I really do.


See, I knew I was cool  8)

But did you know you were a dude?

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by LeLimey on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:47pm
This really made me laugh

Hi there, Satan here.  You may have heard about me on smash hit TV shows like the 700 Club and Billy Graham's Really Big Sermon.  I'm hoping to interest you in the best selling product ever.  Call 1-900-SEXYSIN now for a special offer.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by thomas on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:47pm
Aarrgh, enternal torment and damnation! Oh, the pain, the pain.  Woe is me! I'm stuck in heaven with Pat Robertson as a roommate.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by thomas on Feb 26th, 2008, 1:48pm

on 02/26/08 at 09:16:45, NJRik wrote:
Rather strange did not know Jesus had sex.

Depends on which doctrine you follow........

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by mummymac on Feb 26th, 2008, 2:00pm
I am your guardian Angel.  I guide you and protect you and keep you from harm.  Do me a favour and go get some exercise or even some sleep.  You've been at that computer way too long!  - Great  that I  have an English Guardian Angel!

I did it three times and got the same answer

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by vietvet2tours on Feb 26th, 2008, 2:30pm
I don't care what you said at the funeral.  I know what you were thinking.  Just wait till we meet again, deary.  I've got a bone to pick with you!

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Charlie on Feb 26th, 2008, 6:19pm
                            http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/spell nazi.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by HappyElaine on Feb 26th, 2008, 7:59pm
I believe and you will to after you read mine!

Saulutasions mourtle beyng, i kum to yew from beond the graive.  Yer awtomattik riting needz a spellchekr.

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by pattik on Feb 27th, 2008, 8:55pm
I got:
"I have a message from a friend who has passed over: Meow, meeoow. Broop. Roop? Mew. Rrroww. Hiss. Roop? Purrrr."

Hmmmm....I'm guessing it's the CHeshire  
[smiley=grin2.gif]

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Illustration by John Tenniel

Title: Re: Communicate with the beyond....
Post by Mosaicwench on Feb 27th, 2008, 10:38pm
LOL - a new one!!

I volunteered to do tedious secretarial work for my church because I thought it would earn me some brownie points with the Man Upstairs.  Now here I am in 'paradise' and He's got me typing messages from the beyond. He says I shouldn't waste all that valuable experience.




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