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(Message started by: medic1852 on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 1:58pm)

Title: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by medic1852 on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 1:58pm

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying @*!% YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by nani on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 2:05pm

*sigh* And your point is?

That's OK, whatver... 8)

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Annette on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 2:13pm

Thanks a lot

;)

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Melissa on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 2:22pm

Here's mine...

Yeah
Uh-huh
No
Later
Eat
Because
Why
When
What

:)

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by chewy on Feb 23^rd, 2008, 8:02pm

Quote:

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

The immediate response should be to mow the lawn, wash the car (hers), fix the sink that been leaking for a week, and take the dog out. Do all of this while putting immense physical space between you and her. When sufficient time has elapsed begin getting dressed for dinner at her favorite restaurant.

If you do all of this you may get a pillow for the couch when you get home.

Maybe.

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by BarbaraD on Feb 24^th, 2008, 9:30am

on 02/23/08 at 20:02:04, chewy wrote:

Fine!

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by George_J on Feb 24^th, 2008, 11:27am

Is "Do what you want" better or worse than "Go ahead"?

Just askin'.

:-/

Best,

George

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Melissa on Feb 24^th, 2008, 11:33am

on 02/24/08 at 11:27:15, George_J wrote:

Is "Do what you want" better or worse than "Go ahead"?

Just askin'.

:-/

Best,

George

I'd say worse.

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Annette on Feb 24^th, 2008, 12:26pm

" Do what you want " is a sulk so you will feel the side effect of that for a while ... ;)

" Go ahead " is a challenge and you will get immediate pain .... :P

I guess " Do what you want" is worse in the long run ...

8)

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 24^th, 2008, 4:32pm

It's unbelievable what my mother can express with just one word - "Brian!"

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by LeLimey on Feb 24^th, 2008, 5:02pm

on 02/24/08 at 16:32:46, AussieBrian wrote:

It's unbelievable what my mother can express with just one word - "Brian!"

I think mother's the world over can do that by saying their offsprings names in "that tone" LOL

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Becky on Feb 24^th, 2008, 6:03pm

My husband found this highly amusing he now has a sever case of "nothing" i will deal with him when he finishes laughing :)

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by DragonSlayer on Feb 24^th, 2008, 10:01pm

on 02/24/08 at 17:02:52, LeLimey wrote:

I think mother's the world over can do that by saying their offsprings names in "that tone" LOL

Lord forbid you get the "Mother's Tone" with First AND Middle name!! [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=eek.gif]
Head for the hills and make U'r self very scarce for at least a month.

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by AussieBrian on Feb 24^th, 2008, 11:34pm

on 02/24/08 at 22:01:55, DragonSlayer wrote:

Head for the hills and make U'r self very scarce for at least a month.

Ya got it, Dragonman. Scared of no man and only one woman.

Title: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
Post by Langa on Feb 25^th, 2008, 12:15am

on 02/24/08 at 22:01:55, DragonSlayer wrote:

Lord forbid you get the "Mother's Tone" with First AND Middle name!! [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=eek.gif]
Head for the hills and make U'r self very scarce for at least a month.

Yup. that was me. IF I heard my first and middle name I was out!

Langa